Please help

[kd-]

Hello guys i need some help
Somenights when i feel hungry and my parants are sleeping
i want to cook something like bacon for example
and i dont want to wake them up please help me i have asked the hospital if i can get some sleeping pills that
my parants can eat before going to bed



please help i dont know what to do

[SympathizeMyButthole]

Put some cotton in their ears and go cook, or just shoot them and then you can cook with no problems at all

[Gray]

I'm not quite sure what you are asking, did you ask the hospital for help on how to cook bacon?

[Denelf]

Wait, are you some fat kid which has to be on a diet?

[The Productive Tnuc]

Here's a solution. Don't eat fucking bacon. I'm sure there is other food you can eat that doesn't cause too much noise. God people on MPGH are getting dumber every fucking day.

[-Lame]

Giving your parents sleeping pills because you don't want to wake 'em up while cooking bacon?

[SympathizeMyButthole]

Hello guys i need some help
Somenights when i feel hungry and my parants are sleeping
i want to cook something like bacon for example
and i dont want to wake them up please help me i have asked the hospital if i can get some sleeping pills that
my parants can eat before going to bed



please help i dont know what to do

shoot them then you can cook bacon all you like, or just cook anything else, fat american

[kd-]

Wait, are you some fat kid which has to be on a diet?

it is insignificant just want to know what I should do

[TheFlyingDutchman']

Hello guys i need some help
Somenights when i feel hungry and my parants are sleeping
i want to cook something like bacon for example
and i dont want to wake them up please help me i have asked the hospital if i can get some sleeping pills that
my parants can eat before going to bed



please help i dont know what to do

Eat at the regular times, and don't sit all the time.

[SympathizeMyButthole]

it is insignificant just want to know what I should do

eat something rather than bacon, OR JUST BLOODY SHOT THEM BOTH IN THE HEAD WITH AN AK-47!

[[MPGH]Doc]

Just wank to your queer pony porn. That'll make you sleep.

[SympathizeMyButthole]

Just wank to your queer pony porn. That'll make you sleep.

he can watch my little pony, or some hentai... hentai is good

[EL Surenzo dA KK Caponeiyl]

eat cakes!

[SympathizeMyButthole]

eat cakes!

He is fat, so your solution for him is to eat more cakes? why not tell him to go to an all you can eat buffet and just SWALLOW YOU WHOLE

[kd-]

Just wank to your queer pony porn. That'll make you sleep.

ty fore the tip but i have already tested it and it didnt work ;(