Cannibalistic Marketing

[3LITEKID]

I'm probably more likely to open a restaurant before that though.

although this probably won't happen during our lives.

[Hankk]

So, this is a spin-off of my older thread, I'm sure most of you remember it and most of you will probably have replied to as well.
Didn't really cross my mind back then, but it has done it before.

What if human flesh was something you could buy in a store?
I can definitely see this happening at some point, supply and demand.

I'd like to hear opinions, marketing proposals and general PR for it.
How would you market selling human flesh, what parts would you sell and how would you sell it (Market stand, in-store, order-product/shipping)

I would probably have set up a minor delicatessen shop to sell it and at the same time make it seem a whole lot more extravagant.
People pay in abundance for something other people don't have and not only that, it's the forbidden meat-fruit and it'll probably sell well.
That is, if it's legal.

Discuss.

Such a dumb idea. This will NEVER happen Ahah
Where'd this even come from? LOL

[Gray]

although this probably won't happen during our lives.

How old are you? Like 70+?
I'm an upcoming chef, why on earth wouldn't I open a restaurant at some point? I'm not that old yet.

Such a dumb idea. This will NEVER happen Ahah
Where'd this even come from? LOL

Welcome to the wonder of my threads, the only dumb thing here right now is your post.
This is a serious thread and what you just did was spam. You are entitled to your opinion, but I'd still call that spam.

Have a look at my other popular post called "Would you?" and you'll see how this was a continuation.

[Hankk]

I can't agree with you. It's just currently not acceptable.
And about the psychiatrist, I've been there and done that, they are worthless and they can't do their job properly, and I don't feel like paying some shithead to tell me stuff I already know. Just because someone else feels it's sick or wrong, in this case you, doesn't mean that it's a problem.

I'm not currently eating people, and I wont open a restaurant before it becomes legal.
I might kill out of hatred and then end up instead of making an acid bath, eating it.

That's the current state of it, not worth my time nor money visiting some shrink.

And you say people wont pay for it when they can get regular food? I don't see that ever happening.
People like being told that something is different, having different outfits, eating different.
It's called a diet, and in this case, it's not a diet it's a form of gourmet eating.
Hence it being pricy.

Are you literally retarded?
Pretty sure you got some crayons in that head of yours.
You seems REALLY stupid.

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How old are you? Like 70+?
I'm an upcoming chef, why on earth wouldn't I open a restaurant at some point? I'm not that old yet.



Welcome to the wonder of my threads, the only dumb thing here right now is your post.
This is a serious thread and what you just did was spam. You are entitled to your opinion, but I'd still call that spam.

Have a look at my other popular post called "Would you?" and you'll see how this was a continuation.

HAH
And there's my reply, no I wouldnt and neither would anyone else dumbass xD

[Fast]

Oh mah gawd.
That'll make me barf all over the store

[3LITEKID]

How old are you? Like 70+?
I'm an upcoming chef, why on earth wouldn't I open a restaurant at some point? I'm not that old yet.



Welcome to the wonder of my threads, the only dumb thing here right now is your post.
This is a serious thread and what you just did was spam. You are entitled to your opinion, but I'd still call that spam.

Have a look at my other popular post called "Would you?" and you'll see how this was a continuation.

I meant, a restuarant containing human meat

[Gray]

I meant, a restuarant containing human meat

Yeah, sadly not.
Unless an overthrowing of the government happens after WWIII

[3LITEKID]

Yeah, sadly not.
Unless an overthrowing of the government happens after WWIII

I suppose, if there even is a WWIII

[Hankk]

LOL now we're assuming WWIII
SMH why do I look at the retarded sounding things.

[3LITEKID]

LOL now we're assuming WWIII
SMH why do I look at the retarded sounding things.

I guess it's your nature e

[Hankk]

I guess it's your nature e

No doubt..
Just can't avoid it in General section now a days..

[3LITEKID]

No doubt..
Just can't avoid it in General section now a days..

Likewise my friend,likewise

[Niet]

We should not market human meat, we should use it to feed it to our primary school pupils. Wouldn't it be lovely, watching the children play with human meet on their plates?

[TheFlyingDutchman']

We should not market human meat, we should use it to feed it to our primary school pupils. Wouldn't it be lovely, watching the children play with human meet on their plates?

"The world's a filthy place" indeed.

[Gray]

We should not market human meat, we should use it to feed it to our primary school pupils. Wouldn't it be lovely, watching the children play with human meet on their plates?

That'd be much more hilarious, but they'd just be having homeless meat in the schools, you know.
The funding for school-lunches are less than the ones they have in prison.