ways to commit suicide

[Juan]

you can park your car turned on in your garage, light a cigarette, bai bai

you can get a needle with air in it, stick it in your arm, and inject, bai bai

put a water hose in your mouth, turn it on full blast, bai bai

put an axe up to your head, chop it, bai bai

put a slug in your mug, drink it, bai bai

overdose on a drug, bai bai

wet your hair stick a knife in the wall plug, bai bai

go hang yourself on a barbed wire, bai bai

run to the zoo, lock yourself in a lions den, bai bai

dip a cigarette in cyanide and smoke it, bai bai

go home, sit in your tub, and slit your wrists, bai bai


anymore ways?

[Adabadaboo]

There are so many more ways that I cant think of any.

[moosicgawd]

Walk into east saint louis, bai bai

[ClapBangKiss]

there was this web that had like 1001 epic ways to commit suicide with loads of grafix

i fergot thou : (

[BSG.Flash]

Cutting your wrists would hurt way too much.
Park your car in the garage and leave it running, that's a much less painful way.

[GOD]

CHOPPING UR PENIS OFF AND LET IT BLEED

[[MPGH]arunforce]

Pretty sure a hose on full blast wouldn't kill you.

[Juan]

a fire hose is what i meant

[Paroxysm]

Lick the ass of every hooker in town.

[Shark]

Drink a glass of chloroform.

[chaoshacks16]

Emo thread...

[Zhellbound]

Join the hezbolloh and go on a mission for Allah

[NabDab]

Park your car in the garage and leave it running, that's a much less painful way.

I dont get it its a parked car?











And found on google:




1. POISON
[1] makes most of these points:
*Most drugs cause vomiting. To help stop this, take one or two anti-
histamine tablets (travel sickness, allergy, hayfever tablets etc) about
an hour before, on a fairly empty stomach.
*If the drugs are in tablet form, take the first 20% as they are, and the
rest crushed and dissolved / mixed in with strong alcohol / food. This
helps the drugs to hit at the same time.
*Alcohol helps dissolve the drugs. Don't drink any beforehand, but wash the
tablets down with vodka or similar, and then drink afterwards while you're
still conscious.
*Use a large airtight plastic bag over your head, + something around your
neck to hold it on. This transforms a 90% certainty method into a 99%...
*Friday night is a good time if you life alone - nobody will miss you until
Monday if you work. Bolt all the doors you can. Say you'll be out over the
weekend visiting someone, so people don't expect a reply to telephone.
*Some painkillers etc have less effect if you use them normally (tolerance).
*In general, you need to stay away from medical help until you actually die,
but there are exceptions to this (that have been pointed out in the text).

Common drugs:

Cyanide (HCN, KCN)
Dosage: 50 mg Hydrogen Cyanide gas, 200-300 mg Cyanide salts
Time: seconds for HC, minutes Cs (empty stomach) hours (full s)
Available: very difficult to get hold of
Certainty: very certain
Notes: It helps to have an empty stomach (since the salts react
with the stomach acids to form H.C.). A full stomach can delay death
for up to four hours with the salts. Antidotes to cyanide poisoning
exist, but they have serious side effects. What you can do, is instead
of taking the salts directly, drop 500mg or so into a strong acid,
and inhale the fumes. This will be pure Hydrogen Cyanide, and you
should die in 10 to 20 seconds.
[3]:
"Hydrocyanic acid is one of the most poisonous substances known; the
inhalation of its fumes in high concentration will cause almost
immediate death. Hydrogen cyanide acts by preventing the normal
process of tissue oxidation and paralyzing the respiratory center in
the brain. Most of the accidental cases are due to inhaling the fumes
during a fumigating process. In the pure state it kills with great
rapidity. Crystalline cyanides, such as potassium or sodium cyanide
are equally poisonous, since they interact with the hydrochloric acid
in the stomach to liberate hydrocyanic acid. This poison has been used
for both homicide and suicide; in recent history, a number of European
political figures carried vials of cyanide salt for emergency
self-destruction and some used them. Death resulted from amounts of
only a fraction of a gram. A concentration of 1 part in 500 of
hydrogen cyanide gas is fatal. Allowable working concentration in most
of the United States is 20 ppm. Two and one-half grains of liquid acid
has killed. The acid acts fatally in about 15 minutes. The cyanide
salts kill in several hours. The average dose of solution is 0.1 cc.
[1], DGHS talking about KCN]:
on an empty stomach, take a small glass of cold tap water. (Not
mineral water nor any sort of juice or soda water because of it's
acidity). Stir 1 -> 1.5 grammes of KCN into the water. More than that
causes irritation to the throat. Wait 5 minutes to dissolve. It should
be drunk within several hours. Consciousness will be lost in about a
minute. Death will follow 15 -> 45 minutes later.


Aspirin (acetylsalicylic acid)
Dosage: 20-30+ grammes (too many cause vomitting)
Time: hours to days, variable
Available: easy to get hold of (get soluble ones, & dissolve them)
Certainty: unreliable
Notes: Not recommended, fatal dose varies wildly, could cause liver
& kidney damage instead of death. OD causes strange noises in your
ears (like a video arcade) & projectile vomiting after about 10 hours.
Medical help generally effective, so stay out of hospital for a couple
of days. May cause bleeding in your stomach/upper intestines. Take
with sodium bicarbinate (eg, bicarb. of soda), which speeds up the
absorption (sp?) significantly. Take 1 or 2 antihistamine tablets.

Paracetamol (aka acetaminopren / tylenol)
Dosage: 15+ grammes, 20+ is better
Time: 10 hours fatal damage, but 2 weeks to actually die
Available: easy to get hold of
Certainty: fairly reliable
Notes: Once 10-12 hours is up, you've had it, but you still live for
a week or two after that. Probably better to wait 15 hours just to
make sure. Horrible side effects during this time (some of which are:
acute toxic hepatitis, renal failure, cerebral oedema, intra-abdominal
bleeding, aspiration pneumonia, haemophilia). Too small dose causes
severe liver damage. Accidental deaths are very common. There are few
if any side effects before the damage becomes fatal; occasionally
vomitting and nausea.

Sleeping tablets (see specific notes for each kind)
* See later entries for amobarbital, butabarbital, diazepam, flurazepam,
glutethimide, chloral hydrate, hydromorphone, meprobamate, methyprylon,
meperidine (pethidine), methadone, morphine, orphenadrine,
phenobarbital [also check trade names in same entries].

Alcohol (spirits preferably, your choice)
Dosage: 1/2 litre vodka?, similar. Varies from person to person.
Time: about 8 hours
Available: good
Certainty: unreliable
Notes: will cause liver and kidney damage if 'rescued' before death.
Drink it all at the same time, quickly as possible. Dosage is
questionable, I don't have any figures. Taking the spirits as an
enema is supposed to be a very quick way of absorbing alcohol, but a
less unpleasant way is to inject it. The dosage it takes to kill you
depends on whether you drink normally, the state of your liver,
whether you pass out on your back or not.
[3]: "The fatal dose of pure alcohol in an average adult is 300-400 mL
(750-1000 mL of 40% alcohol) if consumed in less than one hour. Apart
from the effects of overdosage, death after alcohol consumption can
occur as a result of choking on vomit while unconscious. .....
Consequences such as liver damage occur after chronic consumption."
Alcohol helps other drugs to dissolve. Don't drink it in advance, wash
down tablets with it, & follow by drinking another few glasses of
spirits.

Water
Dosage: 14 litres mentioned
Time: 12 hours or so?
Available: always available
Certainty: unknown
Notes: works by washing out the salts in your body, until the cells
fail (osmotic balance buggered up). You need to keep drinking
continually until you collapse. Unusual method. Someone suggested it
would also cause cramps. The following is something from [2]:
"About a year ago a local newspaper carried a story about a
woman who had drunk herself to death. Apparently she had ingested
something mildly poisonous, and when she called her doctor asking him
what to do, he told her to drink lots of water and see him in the
morning. She got to it and managed to drink no less than 14 litres of
water before the osmotic balance in her body was so upset it could no
longer function and she died (don't know how quickly)".

Calle: The above anecdote originally came from me, and the
death described occured in V�xj�, Sweden.
Unfortunately I no longer remember which newspaper I
saw it in.

Recently, I was told about a similar case in San
Antonio. It supposedly happened a couple of years ago
and was reported in the local San Antonio Express/News.


Bleach and other corrosives (lye, drain cleaning fluids)
Dosage: A bottle (litre or half litre)
Time: Hours/days
Available: Easily available
Certainty: Uncertain
Notes: Bloody painful - depends on your stomach getting corroded,
the stomach acids escaping, and doing their dirty work in your vital
organs.
[1] says: "I have heard of people throwing themselves through plate
glass windows in their death agonies after drinking lye."

Insulin (injected)
Dosage: No idea
Time: death in hours to days
Available: Difficult to get hold of unless you're a diabetic or a vet
Certainty: reasonable
Notes: Supposed to be quite pleasant (eg insulin shock treatments
used for some psychiatric condition).

Petrol (in lungs/injected)
Dosage: "A Thimble-full" -20 ml?
Time: Seconds/minutes
Available: Common
Certainty: I'm not sure of the dosage, but fairly certain if correct
Notes: Can also use LPG (propane/butane) on skin surface (since
these are light enough to go through the skin). Stick your hand in a
bucket of propane and see how many seconds you last...

Oil of Wintergreen/Methyl Salicylate (in lungs/injected)
Dosage: Probably similar to petrol (20 ml)
Time: Don't know
Available: Not available in concentration
Certainty: Don't know
Notes: Don't have enough information on this one to be able to say
anything about it. If it is just taken normally, it is the same as
aspirin.

Malathion (insecticide) (entry revised by Calle)
Dosage: A few bottles, at least
Time: 2 to 3 hours
Available: From a large garden centre or DIY shop
Certainty: not so good
Notes: A correspondent mentions that the LD50 of this stuff
is 1 g/kg in rats, and adds that there is not nearly
that much in a bottle. He also mentions that it is
treatable. Instead of this, he recommends parathion,
if you really want to use an insecticide.

Phosphine gas from aluminium phosphide pesticide (ALP)
Dosage: Single 3 gramme tablet (".. is enough to kill 10 people")
Time: About 2 hours
Available: Difficult. Used in India, sold on black market.
Certainty: Without medical help, and using fresh pill, very good
Notes: This is a common way of committing suicide in Indian villages.
There is no specific antidote to this. The pills are 3 grammes of ALP,
which produces lethal phosphine gas when it comes in contact with
hydrochloric acid or water in the stomach. After severe vomiting, the
victim loses consciousness, the blood vessels rupture, and body
cavities fill with blood. While the pill is exceedingly lethal, some
escape death because the rate of the gas' release declines with the
pill's age and use, and exposure to moisture. Trouble with this one
is the availability, and it also looks like a rather unpleasant.

Rat poison (Warfarin)
Dosage: not known
Time: Hours to terminal damage, days to actual death
Available: Available
Certainty: Certain given suffient dosage. Most probably treatable.
Notes: This is one of the truly unpleasant poisons, along with
Paracetamol/Acetylminopren. I think it causes cerebral haemorage (rat
poison works by giving the unfortunate rat haemophillia). Doctors
can't do anything about it, they just leave you to die in agony on an
intensive care ward.

Calle: Since human haemophiliacs usually live quite ordinary
lives, the above sounds rather improbable.

Caffeine
Dosage: 20 grammes (someone said 8 -> 10 grammes)
Time: not known
Available: Caffeine tablets available in Chemist shops
Certainty: don't know
Notes: I don't know very much about this. There isn't all that much
caffeine in coffee, maybe 200 mg.

Potassium Chloride (injected in solution) / KCl
Dosage: not known (try 20cc injection of strong solution)
Time: Seconds to minutes
Available: Widely available
Certainty: Certain given correct dosage
Notes: Causes heart attack (which is painful). May be difficult
for coroner to realise it was suicide rather than a natural heart
attack. An excess of K+ in the blood interferes with nerve signals,
and stops muscles and nerves from working. So when it reaches your
heart, the heart stops.

Nitrogen gas (or other inert gas)
Dosage: Several litres uncompressed is minimum
Time: Minutes
Available: Try plumber, or welding supplies company
Certainty: Certain
Notes: This is really a form of asphyxiation, (see later), but is
particularly good since you don't experience the lack of oxygen (what
people really experience is the EXCESS of carbon dioxide).

Nitrous oxide (N20? NO2?)
Dosage: Unknown
Time: Minutes
Available: Dentists supply would be good
Certainty: reasonable
Notes: Asphyxiate yourself with laughing gas. Nice.

Carbon Monoxide (CO)
Dosage: 5% concentration or so?
Time: Minutes to hours depending on concentration
Available: You get it out of a car exhaust, you used to be able to use
"town gas" (eg, stick your head in the cooker) but this is no longer
available
Certainty: Fairly certain, as long as you aren't "rescued"
Notes: Causes brain damage.

Calle: A correspondent from Denmark, where you still can use
"town gas" to kill yourself, says that even though it's
possible it's not a good idea. He tells of an incident
where a family committed suicide by turning on the gas
and waiting. Apparently, the heavier-than-air carbon
monoxide leaked through the floor and reached the people
in the apartment below. Not nice.

The actual cause of death is asphyxiation, since the
carbon monoxide binds tighter to haemoglobine than oxygen
does (the oxygen gets crowded out, so to speak).

Chlorine gas
Dosage: not known
Time: not known
Available: tricky
Certainty: Good
Notes: This was used in the first world war in the trenches.
Probably very unpleasant, does something to the lungs.

Hydrazine
Dosage: As produced by reaction
Time: Not known, fortnight?
Available: Bottle of bleach & bottle of ammonia
Certainty: not known
Notes: [2]:
"This is no joke, D----. Several years ago at my high school, one of
the janitors innocently mixed together half a bottle of bleach with
half a bottle of of ammonia in a small closet where the cleaning
fluids were kept. He passed out due to the hydrazine (not chlorine)
gas released in the reaction between the two chemicals. This man was
in agony for two weeks in an intensive care unit in a local hospital
with the majority of the inside surface of his lungs damaged and
untreatable before he got lucky and died."

Chloroform
Dosage: not known, just put a splash onto a rag
Time: several minutes probably
Available: not known
Certainty: good
Notes: If you tape the rag over your mouth so that you get knocked
out, you should die as you continue getting the stuff into your lungs.

Digitalis (Foxglove, Digitalis Purpurea)
Dosage: not known
Time: not known
Available: extract from foxgloves
Certainty: bad due to vomiting
Notes: [4]:
Gives you a heart-attack. Symptoms: nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain,
diarrhoea, headache, and slow irregular pulse. Also sometimes
trembling, convulsions, delirium, and hallucinations. Its difficult to
take a fatal amount because vomiting usually gets rid of it.

Yew (Taxus Baccata, the "English Yew")
Dosage: not known
Time: Can be very rapid (minutes), occasionally 3 or 4 days.
Available: Grows wild in the UK, don't know about elsewhere.
Certainty: not sure, but it sounds good if you eat enough
Notes: [4]:
All parts of the plant, _except_ for the fleshy red bit of the fruit,
contain poisons. The seeds are poisonous, so if you eat the berries,
chew them. Symptoms: nausea, abdominal pain, coma, death. The mode of
death is a heart attack which occurs rapidly after eating sufficient.
If no heart attack occurs, you'll probably survive. Sometimes the
sudden collapse leading to death is preceded by lethargy, trembling,
staggering, coldness, dilation of the pupils, rapid pulse that becomes
weak, and convulsions. Other species in this genus are said to be
equally poisonous. See "plants in general".

Mezerein, Daphnetoxin (Mezereon, AKA Daphne Mezereum, AKA D. Laureola)
Dosage: "a few". Probably 10 or more.
Time: not known
Available: Garden plant. Seeds are particularly poisonous.
Certainty: not known, dosage is questionable.
Notes: [4]:
The berries taste horrid, but you only need to eat a few to cause
death. Symptoms: burning sensation in mouth, nausea, vomiting, stomach
pains, diarrhoea, weakness, disorientation, convulsions, followed by
death. The seeds can be dried and stored without affecting the
poisons. Don't confuse this with laurels in the Prunus genus, Rosacea
family. See "plants in general".

Atropine (Atropa Belladonna AKA Deadly Nightshade. Also potato fruits)
Dosage: 5 berries in young children.. maybe 30 in adults?
Time: 6 to 24 hours
Available: from fruits of some plants in the potato family.
Certainty: unknown, particularly dosage is questionable
Notes: [4]:
AB also contains hyoscyamine and hyoscine (scopolamine). Symptoms:
dry mouth, flushed face, dilation of pupils, rapid pulse. Possibly
also breathing difficulties, constipation, convulsions,
hallucinations, and coma. AB is often confused with other Nightshade
species, which aren't as poisonous. The berries are black in AB, and
red in Woody Nightshade. In addition, the flowers are larger (1.2 in)
in the true Deadly Nightshade.
Present in unripe deadly nightshake fruits, fruits of potato, and
fruits of other members of this family (not tomato though!), but stick
with AB. See the "plants in general" entry.

Calle: A correspondent mentions that Jimsonweed will also do, and
that a specific antidote exists.

Oleander (Nerium Oleander. Poison similar to digitalis)
Dosage: not known, but fairly small amounts.
Time: unknown.
Available: leaves, wood of the plant. From garden centres.
Certainty: unknown.
Notes: [4]:
Deaths have been caused by using wood from this plant in fires, and
making tea from the leaves. In a few hours there is abdominal pain,
nausea, vomiting, bloody diarrhoea, rapid pulse, and visual effects.
Later, a slow, weak, irregular pulse and fall in blood pressure,
followed by failure of heart. See the "plants in general" entry.

Death-Cap / Destroying-Angel toadstool (Amanita Phalloides)
Dosage: Fraction of one can kill, but eat 1 or 2 just in case.
Time: Week or so
Available: Have to know what it looks like.. similar edible ones
Certainty: Definite without med. treatment; unknown with.
Notes: [5, Volume 7, pp591-592]:
"Poisoning by toxic Amanita species is characterised by a delay in
onset of 4 to 12 hours. At this point, nausea vomiting, colic-like
pain, and diarrhea occur. There then follows a period of respite,
which can last for two to four days. This phase does NOT signify
recovery: damage to the liver and kidneys continues to develop and
the respite gives way to hepatic and renal failure. Death usually
occurs a week or so after poisoning.". See "plants in general".

Ricin (Castor oil plant, Ricinus Communis)
Dosage: death has occured from eating 1 bean, but take more than 10
Time: within 3 to 5 days
Available: From eating the castor beans
Certainty: depends on ricin content of the beans. Pure ricin is deadly
Notes: [2] and [4]:
Symptoms begin within a few hours with abdominal pain, vomiting and
bloody diarrhoea for several days. Decreased production of urine and
a fall in blood pressure. Note that people have survived eating more
than 10 beans, *with treatment*. Presumably the fatal dose without
medical intervention is less. Surviving more than 3 to 5 days usually
means recovery. Ricin is described as "..one of the most potent toxins
known".
In 1978 a Bulgarian journalist (Georgi Markov) was assassinated in
London by being prodded with an umbrella. The umbrella had a tiny ball
coated with ricin on its tip, which lodged into the dissident. He
died a few days later in hospital. See "plants in general".

Colchicine (Acetyltrimethylcolchicinic acid, Autumn Crocus, Royal Lily)
Dosage: 7 mg to 60 mg (why so wide variation?)
Time: symptoms in about 4 hours, death in about 4 days
Available: Easily available (from large garden centre)
Certainty: certain
Notes: [New Scientist article:]
From the Autumn crocus (Colchicum Autumnale) / royal lily (Gloriosa
Superba). One flower of CA is about 12 mg, so take at least five of
them. 20g tuber of GS provides 60mg, single seed of CA provides 3.5mg
(so take 18). Damages blood vessels and nerves, and stops cell
division. Don't know whether its painful or not, but that bit about
damaging nerves is worrying. I just _love_ the name of the acid! See
See the "plants in general" entry.

Aconitine (AKA Wolfsbane, Monkshood, aconitum napellus, a. anglicum)
Dosage: "a few grams"
Time: 10 mins to few hours
Available: Garden plant, so get from garden centre
Certainty: unknown (can be treated in hospital)
Notes: [2] and [4]:
The poison is concentrated in the unripe seed pods and roots.
During winter, the roots are particularly poisonous. Symptoms develop
in less than an hour. Burning sensation, feelings of coldness,
sweating. Later, numbness, vomiting and diarrhoea with abdominal pain.
Finally, slow pulse, convulsions and coma. Death may occur within 2
hours. The poison kills by causing a cardiac failure, and it is
painful. See the "plants in general" comment.

Cicutoxin (Cowbane, Cicuta Virosa)
Dosage: ".. a few bites .. can cause serious poisoning or death".
Time: a few hours or more.
Available: rare in most parts of UK, don't know about elsewhere.
Certainty: good, but resembles wild carrot & wild parsnip.
Notes: [4]:
The poison is strongest in the yellow juice of the underground parts.
Symptoms after half an hour: burning of mouth, excessive saliva,
flushing, nausea, vomiting, dizziness, dilation of pupils, and later a
bluish tinge to the skin. Muscular contractions and convulsions, with
difficulties in breathing are followed by unconsciousness and death,
often within a few hours of eating the plant. See "plants in general".

Coniine, Gamma-Coniceine, others (Hemlock, Conium Maculatum)
Dosage: unknown
Time: unknown
Available: Grows throughout UK, except north. Don't know about elsewhere.
Certainty: unknown
Notes: [4]:
NOTE: There are many plants called "hemlock", some of which aren't
poisonous at all. It can also be mistaken for wild parsley and carrot,
and is in the same family as Cowbane.
Symptoms appear in 15 mins to 2 hours. Initially burning and dryness
of the mouth, muscular weakness leading to paralysis that affects the
breathing. Sometimes also dilation of pupils, vomiting, diarrhoea,
convulsions, and loss of consciousness. If this is survived, birth
defects may be caused in pregnant women.
This is said to be the plant that Socrates took in 399 BC.

Oenanthetoxin (Hemlock Water Dropwort, Oenanthe Eroeata)
Dosage: "..dangerously poisonous, even in small quantities".
Time: Two to twelve hours.
Available: Grows in chalky wet areas, particularly S and W Britain.
Certainty: Fairly good, if you get the right species.
Notes: [4]:
The tubers contain more poison than the rest of the plant,
particularly in winter and early spring, and may be cooked or dried.
Symptoms within an hour or two, nausea, salivation, vomiting,
diarrhoea, sweating, weakness of legs, dilation of pupils. Later loss
of consciousness with convulsions before death. See "plants in
general" entry. Same family as Hemlock.

plants in general (hemlock, foxglove, oleander)
Dosage: N/A
Time: N/A
Available: garden centre
Certainty: questionable
Notes: [1] says:
"Everything I have ever read about death from plant poisoning
indicates that it is risky and painful. Symptoms range from nausea and
vomiting to cramping and bloody diarrhea. .... .. Altogether, I
consider poisonous plants as a means of exit far too unreliable and
painful. No matter how desperate you are, don't even think about it!"

Nicotine (Rewritten by Calle)
Dosage: extract from 100g tabacco? 40-60 mg pure.
Time: Several hours, coma may set in much earlier. Much
quicker if taken in large doses.
Available: Easily available
Certainty: Fairly certain, given a large enough dose.
Notes:
This is what Mike wrote:

"Soak 100 grammes of tabacco for a few days. You get a brown
mess. Strain off the tabacco, then simmer slowly until most of the
liquid has gone, leaving about 2 teaspoons of brown treacle-like
stuff. Add it to your night-time drink, and never wake up. Someone
said the other day that 150mg of pure nicotine would be fatal in
seconds. See the "plants in general" entry."

It is correct, as far as I have found out. It can be added
that the effects include violent convulsions and that the
direct cause of death is respiratory failure. Smokers should
use larger doses than non-smokers.

Iron (diet suppliments)
Dosage: unknown
Time: unknown
Available: diet, health food shops
Certainty: good
Notes: [2]:
"Well it seems that iron pills achieve death. They oxydize in the
stomach and eat a hole in it. The only reason I know this is that
someone at my school just recently OD'd and died from this. It was
ruled suicide since no person could accidently take that many iron
pills. They didn't say how many she took or how many it takes to kill
yourself though." [sounds unpleasant]

Cocaine
Dosage: 1 ounce (don't know what that is in real weights..)
Time: 2 to 3 hours?
Available: Difficult
Certainty: not known
Notes: Read something in a newspaper... a coke dealer died after
eating an ounce of it, when the police raided his house. Cause of
death was a cardiac arrest 2 1/2 hours after the overdose. However, a
cocaine OD is painful, and causes paranoia / breathing problems. One
form of cocaine smuggling is to swallow condoms filled with the stuff.
From time to time, a "mule" has a condom burst inside him, and dies in
pain reasonably quickly.

LSD (Lysergic acid diethylamide) nonfatal
Dosage: infinite!
Time: never
Available: who cares?
Certainty: will not kill you
Notes: LSD can't kill you by overdose.. you might go psychotic if you
take tens/hundreds of thousands of times the normal dose, but thats
hardly surprising, since you'd have to be insane to take that much in
the first place. General warning - even for normal use, if you are
depressed, it'll just amplify the depression, not lift it, and the
chances of a bad trip are probably higher. Probably, the only way to
kill yourself with this stuff is to drop two tonnes of it on yourself.

Calle: I don't quite believe in what Mike is saying about
psychosis here. As far as I have been able to find out,
LSD works by catalyzing certain substances in the brain,
and thus vast overdoses have no more effect than merely
large ones. Once all the stuff in your brain is used up,
there will be no more effect.

A correspondent points out a case reported by The Journal
of Clinical Toxicology where eight people snorted pure
LSD Tartrate, beliving that it was cocaine. The amounts
ingested was estimated to be from 1000 to 10000 times an
ordinary dose. Half of them lapsed into comas, but all of
them came out of it without any treatment. Some were
given Valium for anxiety efterwards.

On the whole, it seems that LSD is about as safe as a
drug can be, despite much propaganda saying otherwise.

Heroin (morphine)
Dosage: 120 to 500 mg in non-users.
Time: unknown
Available: From your friendly neighbourhood drug dealer.
Certainty: unknown
Notes: Combine it with alcohol, since a combination of alc & H is
much more dangerous than alc or H alone.

Rotenone
Dosage: very low, similar to cyanide
Time: depends on dosage
Available: extremely difficult
Certainty: probable
Notes: Rotenone is used by microbiologists to kill potentially
dangerous bacteria cultures. It is extremely poisonous.

Calle: A correspondent believes this entry to be erroneous, since
in the litterature he consulted rotenone was mentioned as
being used as an insecticide and not being all that toxic.

Mercury (salts, soluble)
Dosage: 1 gramme of salts
Time: unknown
Available: unknown (what are the _soluble_ salts? how to make?)
Certainty: good
Notes: Note that contrary to popular opinion, pure mercury metal isn't
all that poisonous. The soluble salts are, however. The "mad hatter"
story refers to brain damage that hat makers used to get from using
mercury salts.

Amobarbital (amytal, amal, eunoctal, etamyl, stadadorm)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 4.5 grammes, typically 90 50mg tablets
Time: unconscious in 5 -> 15 minutes, death in 20 -> 50 minutes
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: very reliable
Notes: use an airtight plastic bag, and a rubber band to get a very
effective method. Alcohol speeds it up and makes it more reliable.
Take an antihistamine about 10 minutes earlier. Empty stomach.
Dissolve most of them in drink / food, and eat the remaining ones
first so that it all peaks at the same time.


Butabarbital (secbutobarbitone, butisol, ethnor)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 3 grammes, typically 100 30mg tablets
Time: unconscious in 5 -> 15 minutes, death in 20 -> 50 minutes
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: very reliable
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach.


Codeine (combo. with Aspirin: Empirin compound no. I -> IV)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 2.4 grammes, typically 80 30mg tablets
Time: unconscious in 5 -> 15 minutes, death in 20 -> 50 minutes
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: reliable with plastic bag and rubber band
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. People can become tolerant to this drug, and it will no
longer be effective.


Diazepam (valium, apozepam, aliseum, ducene)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 500 milligrammes, typically 100 5mg tablets
Time: N/A
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: unreliable, use in combination with something else (alcohol?)
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. Valium is not effective by itself, but by mixing it with
other drugs or alcohol it makes it more certain.


Flurazepam (dalmane, dalmadorm, niotal)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 3 grammes, typically 100 30mg tablets
Time: N/A
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: unreliable, use in combination with something else
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. This is not effective by itself, but by mixing it with other
drugs or alcohol it makes the other drug more certain.


Gluthethimide (doriden, doridene, glimid)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 24 grammes, typically 48 500mg tablets
Time: N/A
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: unreliable, use in combination with something else
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. This is not effective by itself, but by mixing it with other
drugs or alcohol it makes the other drug more certain.


Chloral Hydrate (noctec, chloratex, somnox)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: >10+ grammes, typically 20+ 500mg tablets
Time: N/A
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: unreliable, use in combination with something else
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. This is not effective by itself, but by mixing it with
other drugs or alcohol it makes the other drug more certain.


Hydromorphone (dilaudid, pentagone)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 100 -> 200 milligrammes, typically 50 -> 100 2mg tablets
Time: unconscious in 5 -> 15 minutes, death in 20 -> 50 minutes
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: very reliable with plastic bag and rubber band
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. People can become tolerant to this drug, and it will no
longer be effective.


Meprobamate (miltown, equanil)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 45 grammes, typically 112 400mg tablets
Time: N/A
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: unreliable, use in combination with something else
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. This is not effective by itself, but by mixing it with
other drugs or alcohol it makes the other drug more certain.


Methyprylon (noludar)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 15 grammes, typically 50 300mg tablets
Time: N/A
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: unreliable, use in combination with something else
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. This is not effective by itself, but by mixing it with
other drugs or alcohol it makes the other drug more certain.


Meperidine (pethidine, demerol, dolantin)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 3.6 grammes, typically 72 50mg tablets
Time: unconscious in 5 -> 15 minutes, death in 20 -> 50 minutes
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: very reliable with plastic bag and rubber band
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. People can become tolerant to this drug, and it will no
longer be effective.


Methadone (dolophine, adanon)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 300 milligrammes, typically 60 5mg tablets
Time: unconscious in 5 -> 15 minutes, death in 20 -> 50 minutes
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: very reliable with plastic bag and rubber band
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. People can become tolerant to this drug, and it will no
longer be effective.


Morphine (in Brompton's mixtures)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 200 milligrammes, typically 14 15mg tablets
Time: unconscious in 5 -> 15 minutes, death in 20 -> 50 minutes
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: very reliable with plastic bag and rubber band
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. People can become tolerant to this drug, and it will no
longer be effective.


Phenobarbital (luminal, gardenal, fenical)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 4.5 grammes, typically 150 30mg tablets
Time: N/A
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: unreliable, use in combination with something else
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. This is not effective by itself, but by mixing it with
other drugs or alcohol it makes the other drug more certain.


Secobarbital (quinalbarbitone, seconal, immenox, dormona, secogen, .....
..... seral, vesperax (combo with brallobarbital))
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 4.5 grammes, typically 45 100mg tablets
Time: unconscious in 5 -> 15 minutes, death in 20 -> 50 minutes
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: very reliable with plastic bag and rubber band
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. [Vesperax is Humphry's favorite]


Propoxyphene (darvon, dolotard, abalgin, antalvic, depronal)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 2 grammes, typically 30 65mg tablets
Time: death in an hour or so. Does not make you unconscious
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: suggest combine with something to make you sleep, then use bag
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach. Since this one doesn't make you unconscious for a
long time, try combining with one that does, so you can use
the good old bag method.


Pentobarbital (nembutal, carbrital only if in combo with pentobarbital)
[this entry from [1]]
Dosage: 3 grammes, typically 30 100mg tablets
Time: unconscious in 5 -> 15 minutes, death in 20 -> 50 minutes
Available: needs to be prescribed
Certainty: very reliable with plastic bag and rubber band
Notes: use bag & band. Alcohol as well as antihistamine on an empty
stomach.

III. PART3 Methods: other than poisoning

2. HANGING
1. asphyxiation (dangle on end of rope for 10 minutes)
Time: 5 to 10 minutes
Available: Rope, solid support 10 foot above ground
Certainty: Fairly certain (discovery, rope/support snapping)
Notes: Brain damage likely if rescued. Very painful depending on
rope. Most common effective form of suicide in UK. See "Asphyxiation".

2. breaking neck
Time: Should be instant if it does break. See previous if not
Available: Rope, solid support, 10 foot space below, several above
Certainty: Very certain if the rope/support doesn't break
Notes: Minimal danger of discovery (depends on location). Painless
if you drop far enough (8 foot is optimum). Make sure that the rope
is tied securely to something STRONG!! It has to support your weight
MULTIPLIED by the deccelleration. Use a hangman's knot (with the knot
at the back of your neck). It doesn't always work this well though,
you might get a bust jaw / lacerations etc and then asphyxiate.

Calle: I got this table of appropriate falling heights from
a.s.h. long-time regular MegaZone (megazone@wpi.wpi.edu),
who got it from a friend of his named Mark.

Hanging Drop Heights...

Culprits Weight Drop
14 stone (196 lbs) 8ft 0in
13.5 stone (189 lbs) 8ft 2in
13 stone (182 lbs) 8ft 4in
12.5 stone (175 lbs) 8ft 6in
12 stone (168 lbs) 8ft 8in
11.5 stone (161 lbs) 8ft 10in
11 stone (154 lbs) 9ft 0in
10.5 stone (147 lbs) 9ft 2in
10 stone (140 lbs) 9ft 4in
9.5 stone (133 lbs) 9ft 6in
9 stone (126 lbs) 9ft 8in
8.5 stone (119 lbs) 9ft 10in
8 stone (112 lbs) 10ft 0in

Source: Charles Duff, Handbook of Hanging (Boston: Hale,
Cushman & Flint 1929)

Notes: This is for person of average build with no unusual
physical problems. The Author (James "Hangman" Barry) noted
that when executing "persons who had attempted suicide by
cutting their throats...to prevent reoping the wounds I have
reduced the drop by nearly half."



3. JUMPING OFF BUILDINGS
Time: Instantanious if you are lucky, minutes/hours otherwise
Available: You need ten stories or higher, and access to the top floor
windows/roof. Bring a bolt cutter to get onto the roof
Certainty: 90% for 6 stories, increasing after that
Notes: Difficult to overcome fear of heights, many people can't do it.
Totally painless if high enough, but very frightening. Easily discovered
if seen on/near roofdows. Access fairly easy in a city, otherwise
difficult. Risk of spending the rest of your life in a wheelchair. Ever
tried killing yourself if you are paralysed from the neck down? Email
conversations suggest 10+ stories works ALMOST all of the time. Try to
land on concrete. Quote - "9 out of 10 people who fall 6 stories will
die". Note that it may take a while for many of those 90% to die.

4. SLITTING WRISTS OR OTHER (often not effective)
Time: Minutes if major artery cut, eternity otherwise.
Available: You really need a razor sharp knife. Razors are pretty tricky
to hold when they are covered with blood.
Certainty: possible if you cut an artery, improbable otherwise
Notes: Painful at first. Danger of discovery. This is a very common
suicide 'gesture' and hardly ever results in anything other than a scar.
A lot of will power required to cut deeply into groin or carotid
arteries, which are the only ones likely to kill you. Don't bother with
this method. Cutting your throat is difficult due to the fact that the
carotid arteries are protected by your windpipe (feel where your arteries
are with your fingertips, & slice from the side). I've seen photos of
people who have used this method - the depth of the cut required is
amazing. If you want to cut your wrists, cut along the blue line (vein)
on the underside of your wrist, but cut deeply so that the artery
underneath is exposed. Cut this lengthways with a razor or similar. The
traditional hot bath does help, since it keeps the blood flowing quickly,
slows down clotting, and is nice to lie back and relax in. Position
yourself so that your wrists don't fall inwards against your body,
blocking off blood flow.

Calle: A posting to A.S.H. suggests using the kind of equipment
they use when you give blood to a blood bank, i.e., a
needle in a blood vessel and a piece of tubing. It sounds
like it would remove several of the disadvantages of the
ordinary slitting-wrists method.

5. BULLET
Time: Microseconds unless you are unlucky (mins/hours)
Available: Difficult in UK, easier in USA (get a shotgun)
Certainty: Certain
Notes: Painless if worked, otherwise painful & brain damage.
Danger of discovery of weapon or ammunition. Not at all common in UK,
more common in USA where guns available. Brain damage & other effects if
you survive. Death either instantaneous, or prolonged. Lots of will power
needed to fire gun ('hesitation marks' are bullets/pellets embedded in
the wall, when you jerk the gun as you fire). Bullet can miss vital parts
in skull, deflect off skull. If you have a choice, use a shotgun rather
than a rifle of a pistol, since it is so much more effective. ("shotgun"
entry later). Ammunition to use is: .458 Winchester Magnum, or soft-point
slugs with .44 Magnum. Also you could use a sabot round, which is a
plastic wedge with a smaller thing in it. These rounds are rather
overkill, the phrase "elephant gun" has been used about the .458
Winchester, but if you're going to go, do it with a bang. Note, people
usually survive single .22 shots to the temples. The other problem with
guns is that is is bloody messy. Your next of kin will really _enjoy_
cleaning up after you, washing the coagulated blood & brains out of
corners etc...

6. ASPHYXIATION
Time: 5 mins to unconciousness, 10+ mins to brain death
Available: Anywhere there's a rope and something solid to tie it to
Certainty: Certain, if you don't get "rescued"
Notes: Panic reaction is very likely (unless inert gasses used).
One of the most effective and most used methods of suicide.
Probable brain damage if you are "rescued".
NOTE, this can only really be done in two ways: firstly,
when you are unconsious (eg, sleeping pills), or secondly,
by hanging. Combining with pure inert gasses is a very good
suggestion. See "Nitrogen" in the poisons section

7. AIR IN VEINS (basically just a myth)
Time: Couple of minutes claimed
Available: Plenty of air about... Need a hypodermic & syringe
Certainty: only 1 known case.. patient may already have been dead
Notes: The only case I know about, it killed with 40cc of air. Smaller
amounts are harmless. The case was the death of Abbie Borroto,
who died in 1950 from a 40cc injection in New Hampshire. She
died in minutes. This was the 1949 Dr H Sander case. He was
found not guilty to murder on the grounds that the patient may
already have been dead when he gave the injection. (A doctor and
a nurse could find no pulse earlier the same day).
The following 2 quotes are from [1]:
Prof. Y Kenis says: "... not a suitable method, nor a gentle
death... extremely difficult to utilize as a method of suicide.
.. possibly with very serious consequences, such as paralysis or
permanent brain damage. .. this is only an impression, and I have
no real scientific information on the subject."
Dr Pieter V Admiraal .. describes the theoretical air bubble
method of suicide as impossible, disagreeable and cruel. "To
kill somebody with air you would have to inject at least 100 ->
200 millilitres as quickly as possible in a vein as big as
possible close to the heart. You would have to fill the whole
heart with air at once. The heart would probably beat on for
several minutes, perhaps 5 -> 15 minutes, and during the first
minutes the person may be conscious."

8. DECAPITATION
Time: Couple of seconds before conciousness fades
Available: Happen to have a train line nearby? Or a guillotine perhaps?
Certainty: Very certain, unless you pull away just before
Notes: See "jumping in front of trains". May be difficult to stop
pulling your head out of the way - OD on sleeping tablets
first

Calle: A news notice from California posted to alt.suicide.holiday
tells the story of a man who comitted suicide nearly cut his
own head off with a chainsaw. Sounds like a grisly way to do it.

9. DISEMBOWELMENT (aka seppuku/hara kiri)
Time: Minutes
Available: Got a nice razor-sharp sword?
Certainty: Fairly certain, assuming that you managed to gut yourself
properly before passing out with the agony
Notes: Painful, even the macho Samurai used a 'second' to decapitate them
at the appropriate point, so don't expect to do much more than
give yourself peritonitis. Trendy for insane martial arts
fanatics and gay Japanese poets called Mishima.

10. DROWNING
Time: Minutes (5 mins to die of drowning, 20 to die of hypothermia)
Available: Anywhere there's deep, (cold) water in a remote spot
Certainty: Good, just make sure you sink & can't swim
Notes: Put stones in your pockets, tie your legs & hands together,
and hop into the lake.. bit of a shock to the fisherman who
finds your rotting corpse stuck in his brand new net. Also see
entry for "hypothermia/freezing". However, remember that you can be
revived from cold water drowning after several hours, because the cold
slows down terminal brain damage. Warmer water doesn't have the advantage
of hypothermia, but is more effective in making sure you *stay* dead.

11. ELECTROCUTION
Time: Seconds / minutes
Available: Anywhere with high-tension, high-current lines & a good earth
Certainty: Somewhat dependant on luck & how much power goes through you
Notes: Don't bother with 110 or 240 volt mains, its just not enough.
Some people do get killed with household electricity, but only
after several minutes. Use high tension lines, stand in bare
feet on waterlogged ground (better still, put a piece of THICK
copper cable into the nearest river). Works best if current
path travels through your head, or through the heart. Just
burns you badly otherwise.
NOTE: people have survived massive high-voltage, high-current
shocks with nothing but 3rd degree burns to show for it.
Sometimes paralysis, limbs amputated etc.

12. EXPLOSIVES
Time: 10 milliseconds, or similar (!)
Available: Difficult to get hold of detonator & good explosives
Certainty: Certain if detonator works properly
Notes: DON'T USE GUNPOWDER or other 'slow' explosives (eg,
homemade explosives). Use dynamite or 'Plastique', strap
it to your forehead with the detonator, and BOOM! The main
problem is with getting hold of high explosives (I know the
recipe for Nitro-Glycerine, but home manufacture is extremely
risky, and the product is unstable). If you can get a grenade,
use it, it's probably the best way of doing this one.

Calle: Recipies for creating explosives can be found, together with
the appropriate warnings, in the rec.pyrotechnics FAQ.

13. FREEZING TO DEATH (hypothermia)
Time: several hours (15 minutes in very cold water)
Available: Got a large chest freezer? Is the outside temp < -10 degrees?
Certainty: good if you don't get found
Notes: Soak your cloths in water, get into freezer / outside
somewhere where you won't be found. Helps to get pissed
first - drink yourself silly. If you are near a very
cold supply of water (eg, the North Sea, or similar) which is
close to zero degrees, this is particularly good, since the
average lifespan of someone in the water is 15 minutes.
[1] says: ".. have quietly ascended their favorite mountain late
in the day .. above the freezing line.. wearing light clothing,
they sat down in a secluded spot to await the end. Some have said
that they intended to take a tranquilizer to hasten the sleep of
death. From what we know of hypothermia, they would pass out as
the cold reached a certain level and they would die within a few
hours. Of course in a very cold climate there is no need to climb
a mountain." [eg, UK in midwinter :-). There was a death in the
middle of the city park here just this last winter ('90) where a
lady stripped after the park closed for the night.] A problem with
this method is that because it slows the metabolism, and prevents
damage to the brain, people can be revived several hours after 'death'
occasionally.

14. JUMPING IN FRONT OF TRAINS
Time: Seconds (or hours if unlucky)
Available: Anywhere near a HIGH-SPEED railway line
Certainty: Depends on your timing & speed of train. Go for decapitation
Notes: Probably better to put your neck on the line, since a glancing
blow would probably break your spine (& cripple you). High
speed trains need a kilometer to stop, so find a blind corner.

15. SELF-IMMOLATION
Time: Seconds to days
Available: Anywhere you can get petrol & a match
Certainty: good as long as you are far away from medical help
Notes: bloody painful - one of the most agonising ways to die.
If you do survive, you will be disfigured for the rest
of your life.
Try mixing the petrol with an explosive like TNT or NG,
this will make it burn MUCH quicker, even if the explosive
is very dilute.

16. STARVING TO DEATH
Time: 40 days give or take. Depends on health.
Available: Anywhere where you can't be force-fed
Certainty: Good as long as no medical help & will power holds up
Notes: Supposed to be easier after the first couple of days, since
your appetite goes. In a UK prison, you can't be force-fed
unless you give permission first, or are diagnosed insane,
but I don't know whether this is the same in other countries.
Beware - relatives might give permission on your behalf if you
are unconsious. (living will / durable power of attorney helps).
It may help if you use an appetite suppressant. Amphetamines,
and some drugs (MDMA, AKA XTC, AKA ecstasy, AKA
metheylenedimethoxymethamphetamine is one such). The problem with
these is that they are frequently illegal. I've also heard of
something called Aminorex (4-methylaminorex) which was briefly
prescribed as an appetite suppressant, but taken off the market
since it had fatal side effects... which is hardly a problem!!
[1] says:
".. after approximately 20 % of body weight loss, illness will
begin to set in, notably severe indigestion, muscle weakness, and
_worst of all_ mental incapacity. ... about 40 days before life
is seriously theatened. ...."
"In some cases self-starvation can be very painful. ... morphene
had to be administered to kill the pain of fatal dehydration. .."

17. DRIVING INTO BRIDGE SUPPORT AT 100 MPH
Time: Hopefully instantanious
Available: Fast car, motorway, unprotected bridge....
Certainty: So-so, put a couple of cans of petrol on the passenger seat to
make it certain, & USE YOUR SEATBELT
Notes: Bridges are usually protected in the UK, don't know about USA.
Avoid being thrown out of the car by using the seatbelt, and
put petrol (in cans or just splashed about) near to the driver's
seat just to make certain. Can be made to look accidental.

18. SHOTGUN
Time: Instantanious if you are lucky
Available: Difficult in UK, easier in USA (due to gun laws)
Certainty: Fairly certain
Notes: 12-gauge shotgun with 3 inch Magnum shells with #2 to #000
buckshot. See "Bullet" for other points. This is the recommended
way to die by firearm. Apparently the shells suggested here
are "extreme overkill", but thats the point really... problem
here is that its amazingly messy - who is going to pick the
festering lumps of gore out of the carpet? Another problem is that it
is possible to miss your brain entirely, and just blow off your face
instead.

19. ENLIST (silly)
Time: Jan 15 '91 or other conflict
Available: Just pop down to the local army office & sign on as a squaddie
Certainty: Be a "hero". Life expectancy in a battle is 20 minutes
Notes: I don't think this is an entirely serious suggestion,
particularly since only 10% ever see the front line, and only
a few of those ever see combat.

Calle: You could always get employed as a mercenary. That way
you'll at least see combat, improving your chances to die
vastly. Still, a silly method.

20. PENCILS UP YOUR NOSE, BANG DOWN ONTO TABLE (urban legend?)
Time: Seconds or never
Available: All you need is a couple of sharp pencils and a table
Certainty: Very uncertain
Notes: This is a myth, I think, since the pencils would go into your
frontal lobes, which are basically optional. This is the
legendary "exam suicide". Fine if you want a DIY frontal-
lobotomy rather than death!

Calle: This is an urban legend, see the alt.folklore.urban FAQ for
more details.

21. GETTING SOMEONE TO MURDER YOU
Time: Depends on method used
Available: Know any murderous psychopaths? No, not the tax people...
Certainty: Depends on method used, & dedication of murderer
Notes: Forget it. Unless you contract someone to do it, the chances
are that you are going to wake up in hospital without your
wallet. If you do contract someone, how are you going to pay
them? Can't take them to court for running off with your
money and not doing the job.

22. MAKE YOURSELF INTO AN H-BOMB (another silly one)
Time: Speed of light over 1/2 metre (couple of nanoseconds)
Available: Nuke (fission OR fusion), 10 litres of heavy water
Certainty: 100%
Notes: Drink the heavy water for several days, strap yourself to
the nuke, and press the button. If you retained a couple of
litres of the heavy water, the additional yield should be
6 megajoules (give or take a few orders of magnitude). Note
that heavy water is a poison, so you might not survive that
long anyway.

Calle: If I remember my physics correctly, there will be no reaction
in your body no matter how much heavy water you have
ingested. Not that it matters if you're sitting on an
exploding hydrogen bomb!

23. MICROMACHINES/NANOCOMPUTERS (science fiction)
Time: years or a fraction of a second - depends how you look at it
Available: in 50 -> 1000 years time?
Certainty: Good assuming that the technology is developed
Notes: Basically, this involves a 'replicator' panel. You program it
to replicate yourself, simplifying very slightly, with the
exception of the urge to use this technique. After a while, you
turn into a mindless zombie, trudging around from the exit of
the machine to the entrance, for eternity. Strange philosophical
implications.

Calle: If you postulate nanomachines, why not use the deconstructor
kind? Take your body apart into its component molecules in
less than a minute... A silly method, if you hadn't guessed.

24. SCUBA-DIVING (various fatal 'accidents')
Time: see notes -most are minutes/hours
Available: scuba diving gear, nobody around
Certainty: see notes
Notes: The first method is to rise 30 metres or so without releasing
your breath. Assuming that you can do it, it should cause your
lungs to burst. The second is the bends - stay under long enough
for the nitrogen to dissolve (30 metres for 30 minutes). go up
rapidly without decompression time. This is unreliable, and
may cause brain / joint damage. The third way is Carbon Monoxide
poisoning - fill your tank with it, and stay away from other
divers. You will fall asleep fairly quickly. See CO in poisons
section. The final way is oxygen poisoning - however, this means
that you have to go very deep with an oxygen-rich mix, and
there are problems associated with that. The advantage of these
methods is that insurance companies / relatives will assume that
it was an accident ('misadventure'), with the possible exception
of the CO poisoning.
The source of this follows: (from the net)
"Rising 30m without exhaling will usually result in an over
pressured lung, possible subcuteaneous emphazema, collapsed
lung, death usually from drowning in your own blood. Rather
painful and usually curable if you are rescued, but fair chance
of dying if you aren't.
Building up a high residual nitrogen time (say 30m for 30 min)
then coming up without decompressing will get you bent fairly
nicely. You don't feel much, but your joints tend to start
stiffening up after half an hour. Death is very uncertain,
coming from a stroke. Brain damage, joint damage etc are most
likely. Pobably can be recued but some damage certain.
Oxygen poisoning, going down 50+m until the partial pressure of
the oxygen reaches a toxic level. Difficult to accomplish, very
painful to get down that deep, cold pressure etc, possibility
of nitrogen narcosis and forgetting what you are doing. Probably
get bent, good chance of rescue.
CO poisoning, mix a healthy batch of carbon monoxide in your
tank as you dive, you tend to go to sleep under water, when
combined with the above methods you have a pretty good winner,
don't forget to forget your BCD."


25. SUCKING YOUR BRAINS OUT (silly)
Time: Minutes
Available: You'd need a Puma (TM) robot, & some other bits
Certainty: certain, given proper programming
Notes: You would need an industrial robot to do this properly. Give
it a saw attachment, a sucking tube attachment, and program
it. Make a head restraint. When you are fixed securely into
the restraint, start the robot's program. It will drill a hole
in your head, and stick the tube into the hole. Program it to
wiggle the tube back and forth so that it doesn't miss anything.
This might work better if you put a stream of water into the
hole as well, so that the sucking attachment doesn't just suck
air all the time. Debugging the program could be amusing.

26. MICROWAVES
Time: ?
Available: Source of strong microwave emissions
Certainty: ?
Notes: Cooking yourself. Point is to raise your core body temperature
to fatal levels.

Calle: Does anyone have any information on this? All that I know is
that standing in front of a Swedish coast surveillance radar
(which happens to use exactly the same wavelength as your
average microwave oven) is a Bad Thing.

27. DEHYDRATION
Time: a week or so?
Available: you need to be able to stop medical help.
Certainty: certain if your will-power stands up to it.
Notes: Don't eat or drink. Remember that food contains a high
proportion of water. Avoiding medical help can be difficult.
See 'starving to death'.

28. SKYDIVING 'ACCIDENT'
Time: pretty damn quick.
Available: need to join a skydiving club. Takes much time and money.
Certainty: Fairly certain. People have fallen from extreme heights
and survived. The resulting injuries are not fun.
Notes: Join a skydiving club, continue to practise it for a while to
clear off all suspicions and then once pack your parachute in
a real mess (preferably knotted up, but not too clearly) and
then jump. The para will not open and you will reach a terminal
velocity of 220 km/h (160 mph/120 kn). Death is instant in the
impact with the Planet Earth.
This has the advantages of being 'accidental', and your family/
friends do not have the additional pain and guilt associated
with suicides.

Calle: In addition to the above, you need to remove or disable your
reserve parachute (which is not easy, I'm told). There are
better "accidental" methods than this.

A correspondent who is a skydiver dislikes this entry, since
if people use it it will give skydiving an undeservedly bad
reputation.

29. DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS; MODERN VERSION (silly)
Time: variable
Available: a heck of a lot of razor-wire.. maybe a high-voltage supply
Certainty: not very good
Notes: This is a modern variant of the Arabic 'Death of a thousand
cuts'. Basically, jump onto a stack of unravelled razor wire,
and roll around till you die.. it may help to connect a high-
voltage, low current power supply to the wire, so that you have
spasms, which should keep you getting cut even when you are
unconscious. Also, you should make sure that you can't roll off
the wire.

30. CRUSHING
Time: seconds to minutes, depends on car press
Available: a car press.. any good junkyard
Certainty: certain as long as you can't escape
Notes: This is an elegantly simple one.. get into a car, in a car
press, and shortly afterwards be squashed to death as your
body is converted into a red pulp. It may be tricky getting
the press to trigger, but if you hide in the car someone
may come along and activate it. There are other ways of
getting crushed, this just happens to be the most effective
I can think up on the spur of the moment. Getting yourself
run over by a fully loaded articulated lorry is quite good.
You should remember that people quite often survive the actual
crushing; they die when the weight is taken OFF them.

31. WORLD WAR THREE
Time: moments if you are near a militarilly significant site
Available: happen to be one of the 'key-holders'? president maybe?
Certainty: pretty certain
Notes: All you have to do is trigger world war three. Fire an ICBM
or three at the Chinese and the Russians... This method has
the advantage that you take everyone else with you! Trouble
is, the number of people with the requisite access is minimal,
and I sort of doubt that any readers of ASH can do this.

Calle: Lots harder since the collapse of the Soviet Union... Silly.

32. HEATSTROKE
Time: 4 hours or more
Available: Very hot day; no disturbance from neighbours etc
Certainty: depends on the weather
Notes: Basically, the point is to give yourself extreme heatstroke.
You should pass out after a few hours. Use some aluminium foil
to direct the sun's heat onto you, to speed up the process
a bit. Try to reduce the chance of being interuppted, take off
the phone etc. Obviously, start in the morning! Helps if the
outside temperature is >100F.

33. ACID BATH
Time: depends on acid
Available: a lot of a very strong acid
Certainty: fairly good
Notes: [from alt.suicide.holiday]
"summer heat got you down? Try the new and improved neighbourhood
acid bath. Most metal working plants and some auto-repair shops
will have a nice soothing acid bath. This, of course, is for
those of you who enjoy extreme pain and don't want to make a
mess for others to clean up. If you don't leave a note chances
are they will never know what happened, aside from the shop /
plant being broken into."

34. FAKE CAR BOMB
Time: milliseconds
Available: explosive
Certainty: fairly good if enough explosive
Notes: This is a modification of the basic use-explosives method. What
you do, is make a homemade car bomb, and drive off happily after
chatting with your neighbour about how well your life is going,
apart from a few minor death-threats from an Iraqi death-squad..
To confuse the authorities even more, have a note in your pocket
listing the telephone numbers of all the eastern foreign
embassies in your pocket, together with a little line of random
"code numbers" next to each.., and a random but large amount of
cash listed against each code number. :-) Oh yes, and a heavily
annotated copy of Jane's Defence Weekly - Xhosa edition.

35. JUMPING OFF BRIDGES (slice and dice with piano wire)
Time: 9.87 ms-2; 4 to 10 meters; calculate it yourself!
Available: Rope, pianowire and a high bridge.
Certainty: Fairly certain
Notes: Never been tried. Can also be used with a fairly
high building, but then the art-motive will
disappear.
Cut the rope and wire in various lengths. Each
length must not be longer than the height of the
bridge.
Tie one end of the ropes and wires to the bridge
Tie the other part of the ropes to different bodyparts
like thigh, calves, torso etc. Then tie the
pianowires around your joints. (Don't forget your
genitals..)
When you jump various parts of you body are whipped
away by the pianowire nooses, and your bits are held
up by the ropes swaying in the breeze.
If you to this right you should end up with just your
torso hanging by it's neck above the sea, highway,
ground.
Do it with friends, and call it art.

36. BEING EATEN ALIVE
Time: depends, but probably a couple of minutes
Available: zoo, or live in Africa/wherever
Certainty: not brilliant.. what if they're not hungry and don't finish?
Notes: basically, find one or more hungry carnivores... tigers
are nice. Also, sharks, lions, any of the big cats..

37. BEING BURNED UP IN UNPROTECTED RE-ENTRY (silly)
Time: probably a few minutes
Available: if you happen to be able to get into orbit
Certainty: about as certain as you can get!
Notes: Just go for a spacewalk in a low earth orbit, and decelerate
enough to enter the atmosphere. You'll get a great view...


38. ACQUIRED IMMUNE DEFICIENCY SYNDROME (AIDS)
Time: Incubation period 1 to 10 years, death within 2 years of diagnosis
of AIDS, Can have HIV for years/decades
Dosage: Just one intimate contact with an Infected person of any gender
Available: Available to all for free
Certainty: 99.9% certainty AFTER infected
Notes: [2]:
This is not painfree. This method may cost you alot of money if
you allow others to get you medical attention. It may a little difficult
to get infected as people who know they have it may not comply with
your request. Could be great fun attempting to get infected depending
upon your attitude (remember -any gender - you don't have to limit
yourself - you're going to die, you might as well try it . Should be
quite devasting to your family & close friends. You also get the
satisfaction of leaving behind a virtual unrecognizable-as-you body !
This also gives you the prime opportunity to point your finger at your
dentist and say he did it for all the times you have suffered in their
chair. Happy dying !

Calle: May not be so certain any more. Ten years may well be long
enough for someone to develop a cure. Silly, IMHO.

39. AUTO-DECAPITATION BY CAR (added by Calle)
Time: Real quick
Available: You need access to a car and a rope
Certainty: I wouldn't trust it
Notes:
Comes from alt.suicide.holiday. Basic idea is to tie one end of
the rope around your neck, tie the other end to a real solid
object, get into the car and accelerate away as fast as the car
can manage. When you reach the end of the rope, your head gets
torn off. Be sure to use enough rope and fasten your seat belt.

A posting to a.s.h. in July 1993 says that someone in Washinton
State, USA actually used this method to commit suicide, so it
can't be that bad. The posting said that 25 feet of rope were
used (about 7.5 meters), which does sound a bit short. Perhaps
he had a real awesome car.

40. DEATH BY PAINTING YOUR BODY (very silly, and wrong)
Dosage : Less than 1 can of paint depending on your body type
Time : ? Probably less than 8 hours
Availability : Very available ! You have a choice of greasepaint or
House paint. You need a type of paint that will not allow your
pores to breath in order to be successful at this. You also have
a smashing selection of colors you can choose to die in ! Nile
Green ? Blood Red ? Basic Black ? Or any combo you desire.. If
you couldn't decide before what to wear to die in, this method
will cause you considerable angst.
Certainty : This is a sure method, provided you have a paint that
will block your pores from breathing. Don't forget the bottom of
your feet. You must paint every last bit of available skin. If
your pores can breathe, you won't die.
Notes : I read this in some theater journal 5 or so years ago,
saying when you you do full body makeup, you must insure that
parts of the body are left naked to breathe or the actor will
die. Usually for full body makeup, they leave the bottoms of
feet, and some patterns on the body, like lines so the actor
doesn't suffocate.

Calle: This is an *extremely* silly one. It was in the "not yet
edited" portion of Mike's file, and I think it is quite straight
from an a.s.h. posting.
This method does not work. As you can check in most any book on
human anatomy, the skin does not breathe. The only places in
your body which absorbs oxygen are the lungs and the corneas,
and the corneas only feed themselves.
You might get ill or even die if you use poisonous paint, though.

[chaoshacks16]

Thats 1 long ass spam suicide o.o

[NabDab]

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