4 Minecraft accounts giveaway.

[Terrified]

I dont have a use for them so i hope you got them reasons.
I know this is a really bad giveaway.
Half of the players are premium so meeeh.
To enter post something worth reading.
This will end in 2 hours.
Have fun.

[[MPGH]Mayion]

something worth reading.

[Terrified]

something worth reading.

You win GG BB.

[[MPGH]Wyo]

Shitty game.

[BoxHead1080]

I need to post something worth reading?
Just give me the damn account.

[Terrified]

Shitty game.

Thats why i give the game for free.

[BRDominik]

Nothing I have is worth reading...

Damn, I'm fucked.

[DeathStarFTW]

How about some facts? I can't afford 30$ for minecraft so i give it a shot

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
A crocodile can't move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.
Money notes are not made from paper, they are made mostly from a special blend of cotton and linen. In 1932, when a shortage of cash occurred in Tenino, Washington, USA, notes were made out of wood for a brief period.
The Grammy Awards were introduced to counter the threat of rock music. In the late 1950s, a group of record executives were alarmed by the explosive success of rock ‘n roll, considering it a threat to "quality" music.
Tea is said to have been discovered in 2737 BC by a Chinese emperor when some tea leaves accidentally blew into a pot of boiling water. The tea bag was introduced in 1908 by Thomas Sullivan of New York.

[Vine]

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "No". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

[BDang]

The composition of the universe is "~68% dark energy, ~27% dark matter, ~5% normal matter"
And if there is 200 billion stars in our galaxy and 100s of billions of galaxies, that's a shit ton of dark energy.

source: Dark Energy, Dark Matter - NASA Science

[hidudeshi]

Norwegian teenager Lars Andreas Bjercke downloaded an intriguing app that imitates the sounds of rabbits, in order to attract foxes. It worked very well. After several nights of circling the yard where the phone was left, a fox took the phone and ran off! The theft was captured on video. But the story gets even better:

Lars later called the phone and, surprisingly, the fox answered. "There was a crackling sound and some noise," Lars told Verdens Gang. The next day, Lars's friend wondered why he had sent him an odd text message. The message was in strange letters and numbers. Lars knew that the sender was the fox. "I FRY o a0ab 34348tu åaugjoi zølbmosdji jsøg ijio sjiw," it said in the message.

[Johnleepower]

@Multis is a dick ?

[Terrified]

@Multis is a dick ?

How can i be a male Penis?

[Johnleepower]

How can i be a male Penis?

that is why its interesting

[Terrified]

that is why its interesting

Yes i am a 12 inch dick with tiny legs and arms