Life hates me back today :\

[Youtro]

Yesterday at around 3 AM my left eat just completely stopped functioning but I thought it's just because I'm staying late or what not.. anyway, I didn't have the nerve to deal with it because I thought it'll go away by itself, Now I woke up and I'm still unable to hear ANYTHING from that ear.. So, after a few minutes searching the web, people told me I should try to take a balloon and blow it up multiple times (until I can hear again). Now my fucking nose is bleeding and I think I fucking broke my pinky because I smashed it in the door when I ran of my room to the bath.. it's now all blue and it hurts like hell when I try to move/touch it :\
I can't go to the doc because I somehow managed to wake up at 10:00 am so both of my parents are asleep and I guess I could wake them up but
my dad is my dad so he'll be like "jajaja Ill fix your pinky tomorrow" And driving with my sleepy mom is pretty much suicide (Unfortunately, I'm not even kidding about this).
So what. the. fuck. do. I. even. do?

[Lolicon']

Watch some anime.

[Foy]

I dont think that doctors work in Rosh HaShana.

[HalfBajan]

Go clean your ears out, have a shower, put your pinky in ice/icey water.

The shower and cleaning your ears out might not work but it'll make you feel better.
Keep hydrated, maybe even try yawning a lot.
I dunno

[Youtro]

I dont think that doctors work in Rosh HaShana.

My dad woke up so it's time to find out :\

[Rance-Sama]

Watch anime. Read manga. Fap. Rinse and repeat.

[Gio]

Everything will be ok , you know you won't die yet , we need you.

I lolled at "Yesterday at around 3 AM my left eat just completely stopped functioning " Eat , sry sry i feel bad now K no hate

[Youtro]

Go clean your ears out, have a shower, put your pinky in ice/icey water.

The shower and cleaning your ears out might not work but it'll make you feel better.
Keep hydrated, maybe even try yawning a lot.
I dunno

The yawning actually kinda works :\ I can now hear from the ear :P

[Embrace.]

Proof or it didnt happen

[[SMA] Paradise`]

The yawning actually kinda works :\ I can now hear from the ear :P

Put your pinkie in cold packs of ice. It will feel better. Lots

[HalfBajan]

The yawning actually kinda works :\ I can now hear from the ear :P

You most likely just had to pop your ear then :P It's like when you go in an airplane and your ears feel funny

[Oneirish]

that's why you might not want to jerk off in your pillows. causes ear infections

[TeddyBoy95]

get out israel

[Karla857]

Stand a high elevated place and it'll pop

[Youtro]

I just came back from the doc and it turns out to be something to do with allergies :\ Anyway, I now gotta get high every 8 hours for 7 days and it should go away.
About the pinky, I'm still not sure if it's broken or not.. I'll have to do an X ray i guess :\

Put your pinkie in cold packs of ice. It will feel better. Lots

My pinky doesn't passively hurt BTW. It only looks really bad and hurts when I try to move it.. It doesn't seem like it's moving no matter what I do tho..