Pussy, go fight the bear and impress your girl
Never again will I get high late at night in the middle of the fucking woods.
I went on a walk with with my GF to the camping area next to her house. We went down this dark ass path for about 20 mins. I spotted a little dock and we went over there to light up. I basically took an entire bowl of perp to the face cause my GF is a fucking lightweight. We start fooling around and she said she heard a noise. Me being a man, and really fucking high, said it was nothing. 5 seconds later I heard a huge ass breaking noise from behind me and we both freaked out. My GF freaked out so bad that she knocked the only flashlight into the water. So I had to hall ass through 20 minutes of dark ass woods, high, while thinking that a bear was chasing me.
Never again will I smoke in the damn woods.
/begintoflame
"Dab is a Shitposting Retard" - Boombox 2016
Pussy, go fight the bear and impress your girl
>High as fuck.
>Finds bear.
>Runs.
Bro, don't you remember?
You're invincible when you take drugs!
That'd be how I'd act if I wasn't high.