Lol, dat wall of the text.
Congratz!
Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick.
Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, i cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2018 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change.
Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (***, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That's just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill.
After doing my routine in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds.
Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like mother fucking fountains.
Made the bitch beg for my cum, but I didnt give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didnt say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home.
Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you ******s will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.
Lol, dat wall of the text.
Congratz!
I was waiting for this. I was not disappointed congrats spammer
Gratz on 17k
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Congrats .
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Okay that's cool .
Grats on 17k post ban, I am still to reach 1337
Meanwhile in the solitary confinement at the insane asylum.
Nice bro .
Congrts on 7k
Last edited by Unknown-Hacker; 10-11-2013 at 11:17 AM.
Congratz
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Didn't read. Grats you shit stinking bean farmer.