I would take away the permission for you to do anything and give myself items to make you jelly.
Title says it all.
I'd give myself awesome stuff and make others jelly
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I would take away the permission for you to do anything and give myself items to make you jelly.
I regard the theatre as the greatest of all art forms, the most immediate way in which a human being can share with another the sense of what it is to be a human being. -Wilde
Member Since: 7 March 2013
Donator Since: 14 January 2014
Editor Since: 10 August 2013
Manager Since: 27 September 2013
Middleman Since: 31 January 2014
BattleOn Minion Since: 13 August 2013
Dragon Nest Minion Since: 12 September 2013
Minecraft Minion Since: Don't Remember
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Pharaoh #5: 2 January 2014
Former Staff Since: 5 February 2015
Maybe I would take out all the annoying heroes like riki...
Everyone else except me and people in my team would have a delay of at least 300 ms for every action.
Then i'd blame lag.
In case of defeat,opposition loses instead.
That would be so called 'bad internet' connection
Ban all russians from the EU server.
act4reloaded (02-16-2014),sLaMoN (07-17-2014)
Mama,
just killed a man.
Put a gun right to his head,
pulled the trigger now he's dead.
'cause nothing really matters.
i will delete dota 2 and make a new game called gaben 2
ban anyone thats better than me, silently do some slight / unnoticible tweaks to my player during game.
Stop the terrible sets that are being released.