Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
The way I usually score high on these things:
Turn mouse sideways, with left button away from you. Grasp mouse with other hand to steady it.
Place finger down, and use only fingernail to click.
Flex your arm until your hand vibrates in spasm.
Behold your clicking power.
Sounds like you need +1 to e-peen a little too much.