Halp plz - I desperate guy

[Diisasta]

Halp plz.

This is like the first summer I didn't play basketball and I regret it.

- I've gotten so fucking lazy
- Been home all summer
- Never fucked a girl all summer < I AVERAGED 2 GIRLS EVERY SUMMER STARTING FROM GR 8!!!
- Only been out a few times with my friends and shit :X
- Gained 13 pounds
- my 6Pack is now a 4Pack

Guise, i'm desperate. Look at what not playing basketball during the summer for the first time has impacted upon my life. I like, didn't even touch a basketball all summer. OMG.

I made a commitment to myself, the season starts mid October. I'm going to the gym now to see if I still have my skills and shit. If I don't oh boy, I can kiss trying to get a scholarship this year goodbye =/ .

My coach will fucking freak if he finds out that I gained 13 pounds and if my dad or mom tells him how lazy I got over the summer. He was already pissed when I didn't feel like playing in the summer.

HALP HALP HALP. Wut should I do omg omg omg .

[Czar]

Stick your hand in your throat after every meal like the models do and throw up.
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Or hit the gym hardcore.
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Gl man ^-^

[DBB]

Lolwut, that sucks pretty much.

[Diisasta]

Ew, Ew... I like have stomach fat a little though.

[Czar]

Ew, Ew... I like have stomach fat a little though.

Well.. Uhm.. Slim-fast?

[Obama]

Stop playing video games.

[DBB]

I don't do sports and I don't have stomach fat.
Don't ask me how I do it lulz.

[zerofailure]

Get your diet right...Drink water most of the time. And do some last minute workouts. =)

[DBB]

Or stop your sport thing lulz.

[fabzz]

All nidders are in shape

[Diisasta]

I don't do sports and I don't have stomach fat.
Don't ask me how I do it lulz.

I bet you look like this:

You wear glasses
Most likely have braces
Scruffy hair
Skinny
Usually the smallest one in your classes
Your height is 5'6-5'10 roughly weighing around 120-140 pounds.

Am I right or am I wrong?

[Vizz]

Go for 30-1 hour run, it's what i do.

[DBB]

Lolnidders. ;(

Diisasta you got msn? I have something important to tell you.

[RoflMyWaffle]

Lol for a start u could get off mpgh

[DBB]

.... The post above me is fail.