Reviving my Troll Series

[Raple]

With a big troll on JustHost. This guy was hilarious.

Chat ID: 1794233. Question: Provider: Just Host - My Domain is: "Not specified." Starting a domain and such.
(8:07:36pm)Lou B.:
Thank you for contacting Justhost sales. How can I help you today?
(8:07:42pm)John Trollsten:
Hello
(8:07:51pm)John Trollsten:
I'm looking to get a domain and hosting started
(8:08:34pm)John Trollsten:
Hello, are you there?
(8:08:46pm)Lou B.:
Yes, I am here.
(8:08:51pm)John Trollsten:
Alrighty
(8:08:52pm)Lou B.:
Do you have some questions about our services before you sign up.
(8:08:58pm)John Trollsten:
Uhm yes
(8:08:58pm)Lou B.:
*?
(8:09:11pm)John Trollsten:
What is the going rate on hosting+a domain?
(8:09:18pm)John Trollsten:
Like how much am I gonna pay.
(8:09:53pm)Lou B.:
Our hosting prices are as follows :
12 months = $84.30 ($6.95 per month = 30% discount)
24 months= $142.80 ($5.95 per month = 40% discount)
36 months= $178.20 ($4.95 per month = 50% discount)
48 months= $141.60 ($2.95 per month)
(8:10:02pm)Lou B.:
You also have the option to pay monthly for $11.99 per month.
(8:10:10pm)Lou B.:
You get 1 free domain name for 1 year when you sign up for hosting.
(8:10:14pm)John Trollsten:
Daum, that's not too bad for 4 years.
(8:10:16pm)Lou B.:
After the free year, the domain is $14.99 per year.
(8:10:33pm)John Trollsten:
Alright
(8:10:35pm)John Trollsten:
So like
(8:10:44pm)John Trollsten:
If I buy the 48 month one, how many domains can I get.
(8:11:09pm)John Trollsten:
Can I have multiple domains on one host?
(8:11:23pm)Lou B.:
Yes, you can host as many domains/sites as you want on 1 account.
(8:11:28pm)John Trollsten:
Alright
(8:11:30pm)Lou B.:
To purchase additional domains, the cost is $14.99 per year.
(8:11:41pm)John Trollsten:
Well have you heard of that guy Gabe Newell from Vavle?
(8:11:51pm)John Trollsten:
I'm trying to start a gaming thing like him
(8:11:58pm)John Trollsten:
So I might need a few domains
(8:12:04pm)Lou B.:
I haven't heard of him.
(8:12:10pm)John Trollsten:
Oh wow, alrighty then
(8:12:13pm)John Trollsten:
Anyway
(8:12:20pm)John Trollsten:
Are there restrictions on domains?
(8:12:33pm)John Trollsten:
Like can I register "www.spongebobsbutthole.net"
(8:13:03pm)Lou B.:
Yes, that is perfectly fine. You can have any domain name you want. It's the content on your site that we have rules for.
(8:13:22pm)John Trollsten:
Awesome, ok so
(8:13:30pm)John Trollsten:
What is the DDoS protection on your hosts?
(8:14:19pm)John Trollsten:
Like, is my site going to be easy to get hit offline?
(8:14:21pm)Lou B.:
We protect up to 10GB on our shared servers.
(8:14:28pm)John Trollsten:
Alright, thats awesome
(8:14:41pm)John Trollsten:
There's this internet gang called the Criptonet out for me
(8:14:47pm)John Trollsten:
They're like the Crips in real life
(8:14:50pm)John Trollsten:
just on the web
(8:14:58pm)John Trollsten:
ok so, what are my content restrictions
(8:15:51pm)Lou B.:
Adult content, weapon sales, pharmaceutical sales, gambling sites, and no drug/narcotic sites.
(8:16:16pm)John Trollsten:
Now, is adult content classified as nudity, or is like swearing and stuff ok.
(8:16:35pm)John Trollsten:
Cause we're both adults here, a bit of sailor here or there wont hurt nobody.
(8:16:52pm)Lou B.:
Swearing is fine. When I say adult content, I mean pornography, nudity, adult toy sales, etc.
(8:17:17pm)John Trollsten:
So only full nudity? What about swim suits and stuff
(8:17:31pm)Lou B.:
Swim suits are totally fine. If you don't mind, may I be frank?
(8:17:38pm)John Trollsten:
Sure thing
(8:18:00pm)Lou B.:
You can have naked women even, as long as the nipples and other private areas are blurred out.
(8:18:29pm)John Trollsten:
Alrighty
(8:18:31pm)John Trollsten:
That's good
(8:18:32pm)Lou B.:
Lingerie and swimsuits are perfectly fine.
(8:18:43pm)John Trollsten:
Cause spongebobsbutthole.net is clearly not child friendly.
(8:18:55pm)Lou B.:
hahaha
(8:19:20pm)John Trollsten:
Yes, alrighty then we're getting close to the end
(8:19:27pm)John Trollsten:
What are acceptable payment methods
(8:19:45pm)John Trollsten:
Can I pay you guys in jars of pennies?
(8:20:00pm)Lou B.:
We accept Paypal and credit card payments.
(8:20:08pm)John Trollsten:
Ah, so no pennies huh.
(8:20:25pm)Lou B.:
Unfortunately, no.
(8:20:39pm)John Trollsten:
Damn, all these pennies are going to waste
(8:20:46pm)John Trollsten:
All I do is throw them at driving cars
(8:21:09pm)John Trollsten:
Alright, let's be serious here.
(8:21:15pm)Lou B.:
That sounds fun. I'm gonna have to teach my son what to do with the useless pennies we have now.
(8:21:22pm)Lou B.:
Ok, back to business.
(8:21:47pm)John Trollsten:
Most people hang up or close after I ask about spongebobsbutthole.net
(8:22:06pm)John Trollsten:
You are definenetly an awesome employee
(8:22:13pm)Lou B.:
Why thank you.
(8:22:21pm)John Trollsten:
Keep up your sense of humor.
(8:22:30pm)John Trollsten:
Thanks for the awesome content.
(8:22:49pm)Lou B.:
You're very welcome. Hey, spongebobsbutthole.net is available, by the way.
(8:22:53pm)John Trollsten:
Ahaha
(8:22:58pm)John Trollsten:
I would hope so
(8:23:17pm)John Trollsten:
See ya later buddy
(8:23:24pm)Lou B.:
Have a great weekend!
(8:23:28pm)John Trollsten:
You too.


Top fucking lel.
This guy was really good.

[Implify]

I actually expected him to be like "Fuck you."

[pkthenubs]

If every employee was like that..

[BoxHead1080]

Damn why aren't more people like that..

[dtm4]

Glad to see that people know how to have fun at work.

[HalfBajan]

(8:12:20pm)John Trollsten:
Are there restrictions on domains?
(8:12:33pm)John Trollsten:
Like can I register "www.spongebobsbutthole.net

Made me lol

[[MPGH]Time]

Lol, employee of the decade .

[[SMA] Paradise`]

Aint even funny. Your waisting the mans time with your gay questions. Go play on your swings or something.

[Unknown-Hacker]

I seriously never expected that, I think that employee is also like you

[TheFlyingDutchman']

That guy is awesome

[Lauritz]

Lol. That guy is awesome.

[DenialS.]

Why did Lou continue with the Conversation?

[Mr.Seyeko]

I lol'd at the part where he said hes gonna teach his sons to do that with pennies xD

[Rance-Sama]

Pics or GTFO! Just kidding, the conversation was pretty funny though so it'd be nice if you took screenies of it. Might go over there and troll a bit.

[Scammed.]

Awards for the employee.