Rapped In My Pants

**Zakurna** · 09-04-2009

The original song (Jizz in my pants) was from TheLonelyIsland
Here is the vid of the original one
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But here is my remix!

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hands, skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry

Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I got rapped in my pants

All of this yellow liquid I can't obscure
I won't apologize
That's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I got rapped in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault
You were rubbing my dick
I'm very sensitive
Some might say that's a pick
Now I'll go home and jizz

I need a few things from the mall
Not hanging out with me and all
Left me heartbroken, not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
A stripper trying to make my way
My heart stood still making the time past away
Never thought that I could live once more again
But the look in her eyes said I needed someone
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me heavenly in the face, for love and that's it
And I got rapped in my pants

Oh shit, what happened to me
Something wrong with me
I just got rapped spread by liquid
On aisle 3 or 4 or...I quit!
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Just because I got rapped in my pants
To be fair
You were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans makes me
Bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm gonna pay by check

Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a comedy film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang
And I got rapped in my pants

Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash
Need to get away, need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you
And I got rapped in my pants

The next day
My alarm goes off
And I got rapped in my pants

Open my window and a breeze rolls in
And I rapped in my pants

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense
I got rapped in my pants

I just ate a cake
And I got rapped in my pants

I went to. . .
Ok seriously you guys, can we. . . . ok?

I got rapped right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
Cuz I got rapped in my pants
(I got rapped in my pants, I got rapped in my pants (x3))
Yes I got rapped in my pants
(I got rapped in my pants, I got rapped in my pants)

Hoped you enjoyed!