News Force: Now Accepting Applications!

[Spaghetti Master]

Name: William Welsh (https://www.facebook.com/autismtothemax)
Age: 14
English skills (1-10): 9.5
Position you're applying for: Interviewer
Why you want to join: I love interviewing people (I'm not being sarcastic). This is due to the fact that I find meeting new people and figuring out what makes people tick really fun.
I also love to write and challenge my editing skills.
Favorite color: I'm not racist.










Sam Hyde is my waifu

[6ixth]

Name: wallyson
Age: 17
English skills (1-10): 8
Position you're applying for:Gaming News
Why you want to join: Because it interests me!
Favorite color: Red

[Spaghetti Master]

I'm always on the lookout for new game releases, because I'm a Gamer.

You're a comedic genius.

[Deflorate.]

Sure.
Name: Christian
Age: 18
Writing/English skills: 10 (If you don't believe me, please look at posts or just talk to me. I rarely make mistakes, and I tend to use big words. )
Position: Interviewer
Why: Not much work at all, I have the spare time when it is needed, and I like asking questions.
Favorite Color: Butt-Stain Brown.

(p.s. If I get the position, I'll seriously eat my keyboard.)

[[MPGH]Hero]

Get away from my user news position fegs. I'm still here.

[WumboKnight]

Name: Aaron Plascencia
Age:18
English skills (1-10):well seeing how I am an American, 9-10
Position you're applying for: Gaming News
Why you want to join: Well i just want to be a part of the site, I became a donator, but i want more,
Favorite color:Lavender because, its sexual

[Smaug]

English skills (1-10):well seeing how I am an American, 9-10

Making you American does not give you an excuse to put a 9-10. Seriously, wtf? @OP you should just automatically decline everyone who puts a 10, it is just straight bullshit.

[bowlcut]

Get away from my user news position fegs. I'm still here.

fr*ck off hero

[[MPGH]Hero]

fr*ck off hero

Get cancer pls

[Frought]

Good luck guys . If I had enough free time to apply , I'd do that.

[Josh]

Name: Josh/Joshua, whichever
Age: 15
English skills (1-10): 8-9
Position you're applying for: Interviewer, or User News
Why you want to join: I've found a lack of contribution to the community on my part and I'd like to fix that soonish. I'd also like to get to know the community and staff a little better, plus I'm fairly active on the site (I log in at least once a day) and Generally I don't have much to do.
Favorite color: Fuckin' puce. Or blue.

[Sheep]

Making you American does not give you an excuse to put a 9-10. Seriously, wtf? @OP you should just automatically decline everyone who puts a 10, it is just straight bullshit.

I honestly doubt he meant a PHD in English.

i speek flunt english and why is reson i poot 10

[Anti]

Making you American does not give you an excuse to put a 9-10. Seriously, wtf? @OP you should just automatically decline everyone who puts a 10, it is just straight bullshit.

Stop being a cock. You have no idea how he is rating it, and what he wanted 10 to represent. You are making yourself look bad.

[Vine]

Maybe to Colin he is not rating 10 as an expert, so please think over your words before you make yourself look more ignorant . Maybe, he meant it as 10 for a Great understanding of the English Language.

Also, I do not see any reason for anyone to listen to a person with no understanding of proper punctuation.

Lmao relax man, I was talking in general. If someone in the hospital says how much pain do you have 1-10. Alot of people say 10 but that's just not possible just like here. A 10 means perfect and I doubt it that everyone here who said 10 never made a mistake in their life. You got to be honest and I'm not talking about you specefic. It just made me laugh that everybody wrote 10. At least be a bit honest and write 8, 9 max. I would write 5 myself if I would apply.

[bowlcut]

Sorry @dtm4 @awessome.exe @Lightning @xdzheyixd you guys have to either choose a new position or cancel your apps.
Blame @Hero
;]