Bored, Enlighten me

[Z0mbie.]

Anyone got something to share?
Bored out of my mind doing some random 4tehlulz

[[MPGH]Hugo Boss]

Green's father has 3 children. The first two names of the children are red and blue. What is the third child's name?

^ LOL

[Z0mbie.]

Thanks for the laugh

[Poison]

i would start posting porn but the thread isn't 18+
so just giving you the idea

[Z0mbie.]

lmao, not in the m00d for fepping @Poison

[Rance-Sama]

I'm not sure why, but MPGH isn't letting me link any YouTube videos. So search up Dead Leaves on YouTube. It's this crazy anime movie that makes absolutely no sense... it's pretty funny though. Also check out Rapeman Begins

[Anti]

Superglue'd my desk neighbors chair to the ground, of which he had to cut carpet out to get his chair functioning. He then threw the carpet pieces in the trash and, not moments later, the janitor comes to collect the trash. My boss walks in and sees the carpet in patches by his desk and yells at him, he then told him I superglue'd his chair to the ground. When my boss asked for proof, I had already disposed of the glue and the pieces in the trash, which has been now in the company trash bins.

I won.

[Sheep]

i may as well tell you my dream last night

This is quite the read..


I'm cleaning my pool, then for no reason, my mum disowns me.
She leaves the house and I live in my house with my older brother.
My older brother gets married, moves out.
Dad dies of sadness
(this is sad part)

I live alone now, in 4 storey house.
I post ad on gumtree, looking for occupant to live with me.
A man and a lady move in.
They're older than me around 20 years of age.
They share my brothers old room
I'm playing @arunforce 's game in my room and dave goes onto the game.
He's just walking, I get up and walk into the new couples room
Turns out he's dave (no joke) and his girlfriend is Liz (no joke)
I get special thing on mpgh
blah blah
---- FORGOT PART? ----

I'm in a shower and my uncle and his wife come to visit, my uncle and his wife walk into the bathroom where i'm showering.
The wife tells my uncles show me your dick, and he's like later

He comes in the shower naked and i'm just standing there watching, not moving, he makes me sit on the floor, and he fucking sits on me.
--- I wake up---


Yes, I dream this stuff.

[[MPGH]arunforce]

i may as well tell you my dream last night

This is quite the read..


I'm cleaning my pool, then for no reason, my mum disowns me.
She leaves the house and I live in my house with my older brother.
My older brother gets married, moves out.
Dad dies of sadness
(this is sad part)

I live alone now, in 4 storey house.
I post ad on gumtree, looking for occupant to live with me.
A man and a lady move in.
They're older than me around 20 years of age.
They share my brothers old room
I'm playing @arunforce 's game in my room and dave goes onto the game.
He's just walking, I get up and walk into the new couples room
Turns out he's dave (no joke) and his girlfriend is Liz (no joke)
I get special thing on mpgh
blah blah
---- FORGOT PART? ----

I'm in a shower and my uncle and his wife come to visit, my uncle and his wife walk into the bathroom where i'm showering.
The wife tells my uncles show me your dick, and he's like later

He comes in the shower naked and i'm just standing there watching, not moving, he makes me sit on the floor, and he fucking sits on me.
--- I wake up---


Yes, I dream this stuff.

DA FUQ CRAZY SHEEP, COUNT ELECTRIC SHEEP

[Sheep]

DA FUQ CRAZY SHEEP, COUNT ELECTRIC SHEEP

pls teach master

[Josh]

Pretty sure @isSUR's story/dream is gonna beat mine any day.

[HalfBajan]

I'm not sure why, but MPGH isn't letting me link any YouTube videos. So search up Dead Leaves on YouTube. It's this crazy anime movie that makes absolutely no sense... it's pretty funny though. Also check out Rapeman Begins

What in the actual fuck am I watching

[Josh]

What in the actual fuck am I watching

Did you not even read isSUR's post?

[HalfBajan]

Did you not even read isSUR's post?

Doesn't even come close to the weirdness of Dead Leaves

[Josh]

Doesn't even come close to the weirdness of Dead Leaves

Dead Leaves must be fairly unusual then.

Off topic: I fucking love Totoro.