Why

[Batman]

Why is dabe the law?

Can't he change himself to "I am the:

-administrator
-hacker
-kewlest guy ever
-guy who's been on this site the longest
-guy who made this site
-guy who hasn't changed MPGH logo yet
-guy who works hard to make MPGH run smoothly
-guy who would ban me for making this thread

[Anti]

Wrong. @Symmetrical is the law.

[[MPGH]Mayion]

Because he's the law.

[TheFlyingDutchman']

Because .

[Ferris Bueller]

See I like the last one.

"guy who would ban me for making this thread"

[Blake]

He is the law but us niggas don't play by the rules so FUCK THE LAW.

What is law?

[Minnesota Dabs]

He is the law but us niggas don't play by the rules so FUCK THE LAW.

What is law?

law
lô/
noun
noun: law; noun: the law
1.
the system of rules that a particular country or community recognizes as regulating the actions of its members and may enforce by the imposition of penalties.
"they were taken to court for breaking the law"
an individual rule as part of a system of law.
plural noun: laws
"an initiative to tighten up the laws on pornography"
synonyms: regulation, statute, enactment, act, bill, decree, edict, bylaw, rule, ruling, ordinance, dictum, command, order, directive, pronouncement, proclamation, dictate, fiat More
systems of law as a subject of study or as the basis of the legal profession.
"he was still practicing law"
synonyms: the legal profession, the bar More
a thing regarded as having the binding force or effect of a formal system of rules.
"what he said was law"
informal
the police.
"he'd never been in trouble with the law in his life"
statutory law and the common law.
a rule defining correct procedure or behavior in a sport.
"the laws of the game"
synonyms: rule, regulation, principle, convention, instruction, guideline More
2.
a statement of fact, deduced from observation, to the effect that a particular natural or scientific phenomenon always occurs if certain conditions are present.
"the second law of thermodynamics"
a generalization based on a fact or event perceived to be recurrent.
"the first law of American corporate life is that dead wood floats"
3.
the body of divine commandments as expressed in the Bible or other religious texts.
synonyms: principle, rule, precept, directive, injunction, commandment, belief, creed, credo, maxim, tenet, doctrine, canon More
the Pentateuch as distinct from the other parts of the Hebrew Bible (the Prophets and the Writings).
noun: Law; noun: the Law
the precepts of the Pentateuch.

[Express.]

Because Dabe is Dabe.

[Blake]

law
lô/
noun
noun: law; noun: the law
1.
the system of rules that a particular country or community recognizes as regulating the actions of its members and may enforce by the imposition of penalties.
"they were taken to court for breaking the law"
an individual rule as part of a system of law.
plural noun: laws
"an initiative to tighten up the laws on pornography"
synonyms: regulation, statute, enactment, act, bill, decree, edict, bylaw, rule, ruling, ordinance, dictum, command, order, directive, pronouncement, proclamation, dictate, fiat More
systems of law as a subject of study or as the basis of the legal profession.
"he was still practicing law"
synonyms: the legal profession, the bar More
a thing regarded as having the binding force or effect of a formal system of rules.
"what he said was law"
informal
the police.
"he'd never been in trouble with the law in his life"
statutory law and the common law.
a rule defining correct procedure or behavior in a sport.
"the laws of the game"
synonyms: rule, regulation, principle, convention, instruction, guideline More
2.
a statement of fact, deduced from observation, to the effect that a particular natural or scientific phenomenon always occurs if certain conditions are present.
"the second law of thermodynamics"
a generalization based on a fact or event perceived to be recurrent.
"the first law of American corporate life is that dead wood floats"
3.
the body of divine commandments as expressed in the Bible or other religious texts.
synonyms: principle, rule, precept, directive, injunction, commandment, belief, creed, credo, maxim, tenet, doctrine, canon More
the Pentateuch as distinct from the other parts of the Hebrew Bible (the Prophets and the Writings).
noun: Law; noun: the Law
the precepts of the Pentateuch.

You actually took it serious. Thanks for the definition captain.

[Josh]

Dabe is the Law. And "the kewlest guy ever." And everything else on your list.

[[MPGH]arunforce]

The silly bitch threads continue. /tire

All it's missing is a poll.

[Reav3R]

Why is Dave called Dabe?

[Iqie]

Everyone hate Dave ? Just let him . Because he is the law .

[Rance-Sama]

I think the title goes really well with the RoboCop profile picture and avatar.

[Scotia]

Fuck da poleecccc.