[Give-away] 8 minecraft alts! (non-migrated)

[klumel8]

I saw a LOT of minecraft giveaways here so i decided to give back to the community

This give-away will be slightly different though, here is how it works:
Instead of making a lottery, I decided to give 1 minecraft account to people with the funniest comment, clip, trailer, video or whatever.
If you press thanks you can use 2 funny things, if you don't i will just look at your first one.

The drawning of 2 accounts will be every 24 hours so that means this will last for 4 days, with 8 winners.
Good luck!

In order to win you need to reply with a funny: Joke, video, song, trailer, movie, website, form or anything like that!

HERE are some FREE migrated mc accounts, you can win unmigrated by submitting a funny comment!
DON'T TRY TO CHANGE THE PASSWORD!


Winners of day 1: eric180 & daysaw
Winners of day 2:
Winners of day 3:
Winners of day 4:

[roarzuz]

Im not funny goddamnit What kind of twisted experiment am i involved in ..why am i so different am i a martian?
Many teenagers would cry if they saw justin beiber on top of a building going to jump and ill be just sitting there saying "DO A BACKFLIP!"

[razex89]

tnX!!!!! i really want it!

[daysaw]

Everyone luv Chuck Norris so here's a joke:
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes
or
When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."
or
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

and much much muuch more !

[evilchi3f]

search for mic skillz 2 in youtube its a song and a clip together, the thumbnail is a guy in a plane, for some reason i cant post links or videos

[klumel8]

Im not funny goddamnit What kind of twisted experiment am i involved in ..why am i so different am i a martian?
Many teenagers would cry if they saw justin beiber on top of a building going to jump and ill be just sitting there saying "DO A BACKFLIP!"

is that one thing?

[leopold2104]

i want ))

[RussiaRussia]

It's not that I didn't know how to juggle....

...I just didn't have the balls to do it

*sunglasses* YEEEEEAAAAAAAH!

[klumel8]

i want ))

yeah... ive heard better jokes...

[eric180]

Some blond jokes:

Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years.

What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
"Would you like fries with that?"

[maherobaid15]

Yesterday some guy told me i mess my mom
I said Why?
He said she went very high in the sky
Did she go mountain climbing?
> no you whore shes in your ass

I pooped today :/ i think his mom drowned or so

[tayboxer]

lol ok theres this women just had a baby and the doctor says "what are you going to name it" and the women says "I think I'll Name her Sarah" doctor "im sorry, But that name is already taken. however, you can still have sarah343 or sarah_i2 lol D

[Food]

[tayboxer]

lol I laught :P

[Tody1]

A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely". To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence. The first student raised his hand and said, "The sky is definitely blue". The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's grey and cloudy". Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct either." Finally, Billy raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have lumps?" The teacher looked at him and said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion." So Billy replies, "Then I definitely just shit my pants."