Easy ways to get fat!

[Jhem]

ohhh... hmm junk food is not healthy for you and its not recommended but is the fastest way to get "fat" but i still suggest you to go for a safer route and following a food guide as you are skinny/weak it will not only get you healthy but will get you looking nice because i dont think your mom wants a fatass american kid

Maybe you're right. After all I'm still going to vegetables.

[Misery Jr.]

I'm underweight, I try to gain weight but due to my fast metabolism I can't

[bugmenot4321]

To get fat effectively:
1. Eat high calories foods everyday (minimum 3500 kcal)
2. Eat late at night
3. Always drink soda
4. Sleep a lot
5. No workout/exercise
6. Masturbate a lot

[Jhem]

To get fat effectively:
1. Eat high calories foods everyday (minimum 3500 kcal)
2. Eat late at night
3. Always drink soda
4. Sleep a lot
5. No workout/exercise
6. Masturbate a lot

Okay, thanks and i need to go outside and buy what i need.

[Jhem]

Is really okay for me to drink soda? Because the doctor said that soda is bad for my health, I have an ulcer

[Midnightowl]

Dude just photoshop the picture to look fat. bam new computer.

[Pepsi Cola]

Maybe yes? no i mean if I get fat she will give me a new computer. so i need to get fat. because I'm so skinny/weak.

Junk food.

[Jhem]

Dude just photoshop the picture to look fat. bam new computer.

I don't want to lie to my mom. i hope you understand.

[Rance-Sama]

Dude just photoshop the picture to look fat. bam new computer.

Wow that seems like it'll work!



fuck off kirito you gay ******

[bugmenot4321]

Is really okay for me to drink soda? Because the doctor said that soda is bad for my health, I have an ulcer

Skip the soda then, drink milk.

[Ticherhaz]

you drink a bottle full of oil

[bugmenot4321]

you drink a bottle full of oil

I'm sure you must had experienced it before

[stoluk]

I had to read it a extra 5 times to understand what you were trying to say...

hahaha Thank god I wasn't the only one!

[Ticherhaz]

I'm sure you must had experienced it before

haha.. no way! but I had learn.. oil have fat

[Ryzeros.]

Chocolate all the way.