Easy ways to get fat!

[Jhem]

My mom said that if I get a fat. like I'm making a photo with after and before just like that.
She will give me a new computer. What should I do?

[DenialS.]

Wait what the fuck did you say?

[Rance-Sama]

Your parents are giving you flak for being fit? Wow 'murrica. My suggestion is to stay home and watch anime 6+ hours a day without going outside and eat lots of junk food and only drink soda. Do not exercise at all and try your best from moving at all.

[Euphemistic]

Care to enlighten me ... us? I don't know.

[Jhem]

Wait what the fuck did you say?

Why is there something wrong what i say?

[DenialS.]

Why is there something wrong what i say?

I had to read it a extra 5 times to understand what you were trying to say...


OT: If you want a new computer. Reading that you say your computer sucks, i'd take the offer for a new one.

[Kiritsugu]

America. LOL, new computer for eating? Try soda, chips, anime, movies, big macs, mcdonalds, fast food, etc.

[Jhem]

Your parents are giving you flak for being fit? Wow 'murrica. My suggestion is to stay home and watch anime 6+ hours a day without going outside and eat lots of junk food and only drink soda. Do not exercise at all and try your best from moving at all.

did you know the effect of soda?

I had to read it a extra 5 times to understand what you were trying to say...


OT: If you want a new computer. Reading that you say your computer sucks, i'd take the offer for a new one.

no. I'm saying that my computer is suck, i just need a faster ways to get a fat.

[DenialS.]

did you know the effect of soda?

no. I'm saying that my computer is suck, i just need a faster ways to get a fat.

Eat alot of snacks like Hunny Buns,chips.or oatmeal pies. Especially yummy oatmeal pies.

[Jhem]

Eat alot of snacks like Hunny Buns,chips.or oatmeal pies. Especially yummy oatmeal pies.

I'm not going to die right if I ate a lot of snacks?

[Pepsi Cola]

Had do re-read this like 50 times.
Your parents are paying you to get fat?

[Poison]

Fuck that you'll hate being fat

[Jhem]

Had do re-read this like 50 times.
Your parents are paying you to get fat?

Maybe yes? no i mean if I get fat she will give me a new computer. so i need to get fat. because I'm so skinny/weak.

[MOST PLAYED]

Maybe yes? no i mean if I get fat she will give me a new computer. so i need to get fat. because I'm so skinny/weak.

ohhh... hmm junk food is not healthy for you and its not recommended but is the fastest way to get "fat" but i still suggest you to go for a safer route and following a food guide as you are skinny/weak it will not only get you healthy but will get you looking nice because i dont think your mom wants a fatass american kid


AND HOW THE Fuck are you getting internet in Philippines

[maximon555]

just move to the U.S