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  1. 03-17-2014 #1
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    Best Pick Up Line(s) you've ever heard/used?

    So what's the best pick up line(s) you've ever heard or used? By best I mean anything from funniest to most successful, or one that's simply your personal favourite! Men aren't the only ones who're welcome to share so don't be shy ladies :)

    I'll share one which I heard from my sister that I thought was pretty funny:

    Are you Jamaican? Cause "Jamaican" me crazy!
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    This seems to work for me

    "Shut the fuck up bitch, and get on your knees"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison View Post
    This seems to work for me

    "Shut the fuck up bitch, and get on your knees"
    Perfect, works
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poison View Post
    This seems to work for me

    "Shut the fuck up bitch, and get on your knees"
    I'm guessing you say that to your hand? :P

    OT: Can I make you holla for a dolla, or May I squeeze your titties while fucking you?
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    Most successful:

    I have money . (what most girls fail to realize is that its just pocket change)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DenialS. View Post

    I'm guessing you say that to your hand? :P

    OT: Can I make you holla for a dolla, or May I squeeze your titties while fucking you?
    my hand never says "no"
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    Wasn't there a thread like this recently?

    @OP: Does this smell like chloroform?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitokiri~ View Post
    Wasn't there a thread like this recently?

    @OP: Does this smell like chloroform?
    No I don't think so, there was a thread where a user posted the best pickup line he's heard and it had the alphabet in it, but OT I haven't seen one since then
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    I think pick up lines are only used for comedy purposes... other than that, using a pick up line is stupid.
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    ​Does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..
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    Haha great stuff everyone! I heard another one: I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
    Madness is rare in individuals - but in groups, parties, nations, and ages, it is the rule.
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    Girl you like the 20 letters of the alphabet.
    - But there's 26?
    Oh yea, U R A Q T.
    - That's 25?
    Oh yea, I'll give you the D later.
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    What rhymes with grape?
    -I don't know, what?
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    what??????? this is useful.
    Anything can PM me. I'm from Malaysia.
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