I do eat fæces.

[Auxilium]

To eat fæces is to proclaim proudly “I am.” In a world fraught with the corruption of individuality one must not allow the social and cultural powers that firmly grasp the majority of society to take hold of one’s own self and that which distinguishes it from the cold faceless masses. Eating fæces allows one to unflinchingly and apologetically take hold of that which defines them, with an unshakable resolve to stay true to themselves as society inevitably, in its unending resolve to horn in those who stray from the system, will fight with every last ounce of it energy to bring down the fæces Eaters. The fæces Eaters however, those bold few with the perseverance to see their actions through to the end and continue to fight with courage and resoluteness for what they know deep in their hearts to be right, are the only true individuals left in the world of today. Let their colons be full and their appetites strong.

[Synchromanica]

Am I supposed to read those as feces? Because I'm reading it as feces and it's making sense to me.

[Auxilium]

Am I supposed to read those as feces? Because I'm reading it as feces and it's making sense to me.

Obviously, fæces is an alternate spelling.

[Synchromanica]

Obviously, fæces is an alternate spelling.

Then it totally gets me. A shame I'm too coward to become a feces eater.

[Rance-Sama]

tl;dr pls make shorter version without ****** font/color

[Auxilium]

tl;dr pls make shorter version without ****** font/color

No abridged versions exists, nor will.

[Justin]

I see a lot of pink shit!

[Aborted]