HalfBajan (04-15-2014)
There once was a man named Lehsyrus, who like a fucking moron decided to have his woman move halfway across the country in with him in his apartment. The woman was a sweetheart, but turned into a total fucking bitch once she moved in. He could never access the internet, nor play any games, and the only solitude he had was when he went to the bar. She had no place else to go, and he couldn't just kick her out, that is until one day she pissed him off so badly he tore down an entire section of the apartments wall. The landlords grew angry, and kicked both Lehsyrus and his bitch out. Lehsyrus then found a new place that was nicer (and for less cost per month) and began staying there. The bitch tried to move in and when Lehsyrus would not let her, the bitch attempted to sue Lehsyrus. Lehsyrus now had to go to court, without a lawyer because Lehsyrus is a broke ass college student, and somehow won the case under the grounds of mental imbalance when the bitch was around. Now the bitch is leaving the state for good TONIGHT, and Lehsyrus will live happily ever after.
Moral of the story, stay single and teach your kids to do the same. Oh, and fuck bitches. NEVER MOVE IN WITH YOUR BITCH UNLESS YOU'VE UNOFFICIALLY LIVED WITH THEM AND THEY HAVE A PLACE TO GO IF IT DOESN'T WORK.
The end.
HalfBajan (04-15-2014)
That's why you don't fuck them and end up living together the next day. Fuck the bitch at a hotel and tell her to gtfo.So gimi some money from the settlement bae.
Last edited by [SMA] Paradise`; 04-15-2014 at 08:12 PM.
ye, dont fk them up as Allen said.
Fuck bitches, get paid.
Best advice I've ever heard.
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Is that why I havent seen you around lately?
I mean it worked out nicer for you in the end.(better apartment).
Too much of a hassle though. That's why I prefer to stay single.
Jesus, looks like you've been through quite a bit in the time of your absence
Good to hear you sorted it out in the end!
Welcome back man
Never live with your SO unless you know them as well as you know yourself.
You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
You were seeking love.
Here is the pit, here is your pit.
Its name is Silence..
That's why you fuck them and get the fuck out, as allen said.
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That's fucking hilarious.