T-BOMBS ULTIMATE GLITCHING GUIDE

[t-bomb]

Hey everybody. Well, from all the postivie feedback Ive desided to make a guide that combines ALL of my previous threads

This is no ordinary thread. Its going to be the BIGGEST, BADDEST, BEST, guide out there. THAT IS MY PROMISE TO YOU




So. Lets begin. Were going to start off, with my MPGH famous, GLITCHING GUIDE. This is going to be a special guide with NEW things to it. You will love this one.

Okay, Okay. Point 1: YOUR KNIFE. Press 3 in game to equipt your knife, for those that dont know, equipting your knife makes you lighter. This will let you run into glitches a lot easier. But now you ask?

WHAT IS A GLITCH?

Well, a glitch is a bug/fault in the game which can be picked up with scanners of visual orientation, I prefer visual orientation. Glitching is abusing a fualt in the game and using it to your advantage. Now, the most important part to glitching, is NOT your timing, but where you glitch. Make your crosshair aim to the VERY corner of the edge, wall, ledge or whatever your glitching, you might ask?

WHY WOULD I WANT TO GLITCH LIKE THAT?

The answer is simple, glitching occurs on the fault of the wall, you might not know this, but after scanning the maps, you can see that the way the game is brought togehter, is much like a normal program we use today, it just puts walls together and patches up the obvious problems. If you glitch to the very side, you might be able to get into the glitch and by swaying left to right . not LEFT TO RIGHT, you will probley get in.

To glitch, is to abuse the fault. Mental note, Me, You, WE can glitch with anything we have, a gun, a knife, a sniper a sickle, a grenade. IT DOESNT MATTER. BUT USE A NORMAL DEFUALT KNIFE FOR SPEED.

Lets just drop down to BOX GLITCHES. With box glitches, your new BEST FRIEND. IS the CONTORL key on your keyboard, you might ask why, because if your ontop of the box, the fault is usually on the top corner of the box, from a birds eye view, you would want to get on the corner, and CNTRL up and down until you fall in, like the various crates on some levels and the concrte slabs.


YES YES YES, i know its a long guide, but hopefully its helping you. Now, you might say I CANT GLITCH, ITS TOO HARD, ITS TOO HARD. well no. its not. Todays best friend. PRTSC- PRINT SCREEEN, why print screen Print screen is usefull cause it lags up your game incredibely. It lets your screen take MULTIPLE FRAME IMAGING, AND THEREFORE, OPENES UP GLITCHES AND IF YOUR RUNNING, WILL TAKE YOU INTO IT. Now, im going to Quickly take a PAUSE in the glitching part, and refer to LAGGING/HOW TO NOT LAGG/HOW TO LAGG Quickly:

How to not lagg: 10 points

1.: Get gamebooster >> gooogle it. Its trusted by me, download at your own risk, It closes background programs and lets visual memory increase.

2. Crap cleaner, it will clean out your registry and help you out. DL at your own risk for ALL THESE PROGRAMS.

3. Defragment. My computer >> right click on c drive >> properties >> defragment. . ANYLISE, then de-frag. it will delete your fragmented files and help increase centrol processing unit speed . (CPU)

4. A explination of RAM ( Random accsess memmory) I have for example, 2 gig. Most of my files take up 1.5 gig of RAM memmory, therefore leaving me with 500 meg left, combat arms uses 900 meg of ram for me, so therefore i am 400 meg over my limit, resulting to lagg me like a bitch XD

5. Clean up your hard disk and delete some old games and old XXX things that you dont need anymore okay? You can put them on a harddrive. Serisouly it helps.

6. Antivirus- Scan your computer for network traffic and block it. DO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. I know it is hard but it helps alot, it allows combat arms to connect to server easier and the connection time is so much quicker.

7. Increase your harddrive space

8. Upgrade your graphics driver.

9. Get more ram, and TRY TO MINIMIZE NETWORK TRAFFIC. EG. CLOSE VENTRILLO. AOL. MSN. YAHHOO. GOOOGLE> ETC. i couldnt believe how helpful it accually was when i did it.

10. Get a better CPU. THIS IS GOING TO HELP A LOT THIS NEXT PART. ITS HOW TO LAGG YOUR COMPUTER EXTREMELY > SO THAT GLITCHES ARE EASIER. Starting NOW Okay. 10 quick points.

1. Get windows media and itunes and ALL your sound players open. START PLAYING MUSIC. IT WILL LAG LIKE FUCK

2. Never De-frag

3. Screenshoot repeatedly, while trying to get into the glitch

4. Run many, ,many, many programs.

5. Run windows live messenger. or AOL or whatever clients you got open such as ventrillo.

6. Overheat your desktop it often makes it slower.

7. Keep your battary really low, it makes your computer run on very small power and cuase combat arms needs you to keep up, it fucks you up.

8. Keep E-mails open, and facebook for example due to the automatic updates.

9. Keep reading my dam guide.

10. Make sure your internet is on VERY LOW if you are running wireless, and if your on a ethernet cable, get as much programs using the internet as possible. It will help block combat arms come through and will help in the long run.

BACK TO THE GLITCHING PART Now that you know those points, using the lagg to your advantage is smart. USE YOUR UBER SLOW COMPUTER TO YOUR ADVANTAGE> AND DONT BE SHY TO PM ME OR VISITOR MESSAGE ME SOME QUESTIONS. I DONT MIND. I WOULD LOVE IT Make sure that you have a empty or small game while glitching, for example, its often wise to start a game room yourself, therefore you can glitch quickly and camp there the whole game (or thats just me ) I'm going to give you some things to say if people know your glitching, and it will help you. There are some stupid people out there, while hacking or glitching, say some of these lines. "LOL AS IF NOOB" "Your were there every time =.=" "Camper " " Choob" "NICE SHOT" "IM LAGGING LIKE FK" "I see a purple Dinosuar" "Why are my walls white from lagg?" "Sorry man that was luck lol" "ROFL" "Wth im not glitching dude its part of the map" "Wanna TV me?" COMPLIMENT YOUR OPPONENT. It makes you look like a noob and they wont say jack. Ending the Glitching.

HOW TO UN-LAG/ HOW TO GLITCH LAG. section right here. Now to move on to "HACKING SAFTEY AND ANTIVIRUS" How do you know when your safe from hackers and how can you keep your computer safe? Simple. Follow these easy rules 1-10. On hacks

1. NEVER Trust a choob. Get a look at a virus scan. and MULTIPLE screenshots before you THINK about downloading a hack.

2. HX40R members and above you can trust. But if they "forgot" a virus scan. Wait for choobs to post results before you do.

3. Get minions approval of it.

4. Let other people try the file before you do.

5. Make sure they follow the rules and help them out if they don't.

6. If its a repost, and they say that they edited it, make sure you be weary of that and dont be stupid and download it straight away

7. As you might have seen, even the most trusted members fuck up. This is not a safe world like it was in the 20's. So be careful about what you click on.

8. MPGH is safe, but you need to take precautions

9. TRUST YOUR AV. It might be themidea, it might not. Themedia means a false-positive virus and your anti-virus might delete it, check with the hack poster to see if it is themiedia.

10. Be carefull out there. Cause ur comp can fuck you up big time. Now after those hack-safe tips, here are some Anti-Virus tips, and how to keep your computer safe.

1. Get AVG. I trust it greatly, more then 1 anti-virus is good.

2. Get a few internet security anti-virus'es aswell, 1 might be right, 1 might not.

3. Configure daily scans. And full system scans. Not those pissy little 10 minute bullshit ones

4. Make sure your AV's Are on and running, but when running chams, be careful with what is on and off.

5. Keep your Anti-Virus on while surfing the net, cuase it will help you identify which sites are safe of not. Thats why i love NORTON 2009 INTERNET SECRUTITY

6. If some thigns are trying to connect to you, make sure you block them until you know what is safe and what isnt safe. Or your fucked.

AND FINNALY ITS OVER THANKS FOR READING AND PLEASE DONT FORGET TO PRESS THE THANKS BUTTON :P

[batuzai43]

hey whats to do with the glitch in AV'S?

[t-bomb]

what you mean??

[Kev]

wtf your mostly talking about how long is it and other things this dosent help me at all ill make a guide for glitching wait in 3 days because i have school.

[t-bomb]

speak english plz i didnt really understand what u just said and most of it actually does help people.

[Kev]

speak english plz i didnt really understand what u just said and most of it actually does help people.

lolz ok XD... btw this is english just because im asian dosent mean i cant speak english. dont be raicist... BTW it dont really matter...


and you where talking about random thing not glitching....

[LancerEvo]

wow...this has got to by the shoddiest guide by far...

and your guide only talks about glitching for 1/4 of the time??

[DawgiiStylz]

By what everyone said... im not gona read this book

[Kev]

LoLz he is right on what he said on the top "the biggest and BADDEST Guides out there" XD WAW....


btw look at my guide it makes yours look like poop and btw im the best yet....

https://www.mpgh.net/forum/175-crossf...de-v1-0-a.html