I am here to cleanse

[[MPGH]Psychotic]

No need to fret
I am here. Your savior. Your friend. And above all, your God.

I have saved you many times, brought you out from the rubble and helped you continue your journey you call 'life', but it's time that I ask YOU for a favor. Please, stop the shitty threads here in General and your life shall be prosperous. You will have the riches no man has ever seen before or has the competence to imagine. You will be a God to the peasants who bow at your feet as you walk through their village, but you won't be a God to me because I am the God. See, I understand me being your God you people have recently only become acquainted and accepted, and I understand other religions have these books that apparently 'say' what their 'God has said' or 'says', so I'll be writing this soon. My first testament: ban thy shitty posts. ban thy friend's shitty post. ban thy neighbor's shitty post. We must bring an end to the ******s, homos, cocksuckers and gays. Raise your strong arm and fight in honor to the death or to victory.

[Jim]

God wouldn't have to edit his thread.

Gc.

[Euphemistic]

I'd rather die.

[[MPGH]Psychotic]

any suggestions for what my book should be called? the bible sounds good.

[Gray]

White power.

[Royce]

White power.

black power sounds nice tho

[Gray]

black power sounds nice tho

[Royce]

i dress up as this ever Halloween.

[-Lame]

Give us new planet God, this is sucks.

[MikeN'Ikes]

any suggestions for what my book should be called? the bible sounds good.

Holy Bullshit

[[MPGH]Psychotic]

Give us new planet God, this is sucks.

agreed but I think it can suffice for a few thousand more years.

[Riddick]

Go die in a fucking hole Jesus freak.

[Niku ・(￣∀￣)・]

uhhh .What?

[Jhem]

Oh no, A black ranger.

[Quck]

No need to fret
I am here. Your savior. Your friend. And above all, your God.

I have saved you many times, brought you out from the rubble and helped you continue your journey you call 'life', but it's time that I ask YOU for a favor. Please, stop the shitty threads here in General and your life shall be prosperous. You will have the riches no man has ever seen before or has the competence to imagine. You will be a God to the peasants who bow at your feet as you walk through their village, but you won't be a God to me because I am the God. See, I understand me being your God you people have recently only become acquainted and accepted, and I understand other religions have these books that apparently 'say' what their 'God has said' or 'says', so I'll be writing this soon. My first testament: ban thy shitty posts. ban thy friend's shitty post. ban thy neighbor's shitty post. We must bring an end to the ******s, homos, cocksuckers and gays. Raise your strong arm and fight in honor to the death or to victory.

You have no idea how distracting your avatar is. It took me 10 minutes to read this holy bullshit because of that thing jumping back and forth.