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Here is one that ive posted before:
A man goes to the pharmacy and says I need condoms for my 12 year old daughter. The pharmacist says your daughter is sexually active? The dad says no she just lays there and cries.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What's 18 inches, stiff, and makes most woman scream at night? Crib Death.
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That orphan joke.
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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Holy fuck i legit just died.
Whats worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 tree's.
Why is OP such a fucking ******?
Because he's a ******.
Not an Asian (09-16-2014)
What do you do after you fuck a tight pussy?
You put the diaper back on
Last edited by Predator; 09-16-2014 at 08:12 PM.
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⎳ℴ ⎷ ℯ進撃の巨人
私は武器販売業者と一緒に旅行した
犬の日が終わった
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You know your girlfriend is too young when you have to make an airplane noise to get your cock in her mouth.
How do you pick up hot chicks at Auschwitz?
With a dustpan.
What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What's better than winning a silver medal at the paralympics?
Being able to walk.
What does a gay guy and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they get stuck on a fence in Wyoming. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Shepard)
How do you stop the black kid from hanging out in your front yard?
Cut him down
What's the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Trying to fit in.
What do you call a six year old with no friends?
A Sandy-Hook survivor.
*sorry NSA*
HAHAH FUKN EDIT
Last edited by Kodoku; 09-16-2014 at 08:49 PM.
Reav3R (09-18-2014)
What do you call a barn full of dead ******s?
Old farm equipment.
Reav3R (09-18-2014)
Whats black that hangs from a tree...
A nigga
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⎳ℴ ⎷ ℯ進撃の巨人
私は武器販売業者と一緒に旅行した
犬の日が終わった
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