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    Bad Jokes

    What did the tree say to the other tree?

    What's ap?




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    What did I say to OP?


    You're a ******.
    You were seeking strength, justice, splendour.
    You were seeking love.
    Here is the pit, here is your pit.
    Its name is Silence..


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    You know what else is a joke?

    OP





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    should be whats sap now thats fucking funneh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    What did I say to OP?


    You're a ******.
    Quote Originally Posted by Predator View Post
    You know what else is a joke?

    OP
    Wow, very original. (it's the joke)




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    guess what...




    Chicken butt

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    1+1 is window

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vibration View Post
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    Guess who?

    Chicken Poo!

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    Haha Funny.....Dafuq
    sgzffdfdfklnlnnklnknlk lknlknnlnklnllkn

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    Jokes are for fags.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Faker' View Post
    Jokes are for fags.
    Just like you.

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