So I was out jogging with my buddy...

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and these two kids who look about 12-14 ride their bikes past us and one of them says "man I could totally fuck Jennifer Lawrence, she's easy". Other kid's like "nah man, <insert other celeb name I can't remember> is much easier to fuck. she's a bitch"

And my friend and I are just looking at each other like what the fuck is wrong with these kids. Then they ride past us again and one of them rides up to us and says sup then bikes away like he's the most amazing person ever.

>sigh

[Not an Asian]

You have just described our generation of kids

[Scotia]

This is why you carry a meat cleaver.

Also, I hope you and your friend used protection whilst you were fucking each other.

[Fujiyama]

Little dick niggas

[Insane]

Implying you're any better

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Implying you're any better

When I was 12, I was outside playing basketball - not talking about fucking celebrities

[Bernard]

Gotta love the new generations right?

[Color]

That kid is the real mvp.

[Insane]

When I was 12, I was outside playing basketball - not talking about fucking celebrities

[Assistive]

I knew this story was bs the second I read the word "jogging".
No one on MPGH jogs.

[TheFrikinAsian]

When I was 12, I ran home crying because my wigger friend called me a fugly bitch ass nigga. I'm Asian. This hurt.

[[MPGH]Jim Morrison]

The generation below me.

[Wednesday.]

and these two kids who look about 12-14 ride their bikes past us and one of them says "man I could totally fuck Jennifer Lawrence, she's easy". Other kid's like "nah man, <insert other celeb name I can't remember> is much easier to fuck. she's a bitch"

And my friend and I are just looking at each other like what the fuck is wrong with these kids. Then they ride past us again and one of them rides up to us and says sup then bikes away like he's the most amazing person ever.

>sigh

https://imgur.com/JP8NjlD

[Predator]

No one on MPGH jogs.

[InfiniteCat]

There is no hope ;w;