Invaild_Username (10-28-2014),Wednesday. (10-27-2014)
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Invaild_Username (10-28-2014),Wednesday. (10-27-2014)
She decided it was impossible for her to choose between us. She said we should just remain "friends" for now.
Tell her that you are a frog and if she kisses you... you will turn into a prince. Always works for me.
I don't know if it's just me, but if a girl has to choose between 2 dudes, it's time to say fuck you. It means her heart is in two places, so she's prone to cheating on you/him.
Make a home video where you film her friends/family or both - talking about her personality, characteristics, etc,.
Then you go to a movie theater and ask if you could play the movie/video you made. She'll cry, probably laugh on equal measures.
Sit back & relax. She'll suck your wing-wang afterwards. Or do some frick-frack.