I almost got raped

[Niku ・(￣∀￣)・]

you're paranoid fuck .

[Tall kiwi]

You should have went in. Couple things that sounds off with this

1.) Disabled (you could have took him if he tried anything)
2.) Old again same as first
3.) Pizza guy/girl have came into my house before (so lie obviously)
4.) As @Color said it doesn't sound like a rape attempt.
5.) If he wanted to fuck you let me trade places with you.

End of discussion

1.) Have you heard of this thing called acting? Yea people can be pretty good at it. Plus, I didn't want to risk it...
2.) Who gives a crap if he is old or not...
3.) I've entered peoples houses as well. Something just felt off with this guy. Plus I wasn't going to walk up stairs into another part of the house.
4.) I was being facetious about being raped... Of course he wouldn't have been able to.
5.) Buy a plane ticket to NZ and I will pick you up from the airport

[[MPGH]arunforce]

TIL New Zealand has Pizza, and even Pizza hut

10/10 trollz broz

[Mokou-Sama]

LMAAAOOOO I almost though you ripped the story from Assistive's thread xDs

[Tall kiwi]

LMAAAOOOO I almost though you ripped the story from Assistive's thread xDs

Lol that definitely makes sense since I posted first...

Funny because mine is 100% legit whereas his is taking the piss

[D]

Lol that definitely makes sense since I posted first...

Funny because mine is 100% legit whereas his is taking the piss

But..but @Assistive has a note m9 heheueheheue

[Assistive]

But..but @Assistive has a note m9 heheueheheue

It's always legit when you have a note.

[Mokou-Sama]

Lol that definitely makes sense since I posted first...

Funny because mine is 100% legit whereas his is taking the piss

Lmao I read his post first didnt even notice the dates ooops

But..but @Assistive has a note m9 heheueheheue

Indeed he has!

It's always legit when you have a note.

That's true, a note is a legitimate proof.

[Hunter]

You're a paranoic bitch.

[iDutch]

Damn man, too bad.
Well, another chance next time, right!

[D]

It's always legit when you have a note.

Yeah of course m9 hehehehe

[HosteD]

ur got da feminola virus go check it at ur nearest tumblr femichurch

[Slump God]

The "thing" in his hang was a gamecube controller.
He just wanted to play some smash bros.
He wanted to smash you as bros.