Oh god no...

[Fucking Moron]

Was surfing web found some shit...

Q&A TIME!!!!!

Please note that some of these aren't questions or answers! None of these are meant to offend anyone, well only if you're black or a jew.
Lol jk jk jk my best friends a jew, but then again he died in the gas chamber of a steel mill...
But I had a black friend! He's arrested now
Im just kidding enjoy!

What is the difference between 10 cocks and a joke?

 

@Scotia can't take a joke

How do you pick up Jewish Chicks?

 

With a dust pan

There's no point crying over spilled milk.

 

Unless you're Ethiopian, in which this case you probably just killed your entire family

How many blacks does it take to shingle a roof?

 

One, if you cut him up enough

I cried the other day when my dad cut up onions.

 

Onions was a great dog.

Harry Potter is so unrealistic!

 

I mean a ginger w/ more than two friends! DF!

What sound does the dead baby make while it's being blended?

 

How the fuck would I know! I close my eyes when I masturbate.

How did the police disperse of the rioting in Ferguson?

 

They dropped down job applications from the police helicopters.

What's yellow, black and makes you laugh?

 

A bus full of niggas driving off a cliff

What's large , green , and full of free food and sex toys?

 

The dumpster behind the abortion clinic

That joke is so dark... It stole my bike

Did you hear black friday started early?

 

Well at least in Ferguson it did.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?

 

Not being retarded

Why don't Jews do anal?

 

Don't they already have bad experiences as is with gas chambers?

I accidentally hit a kid with my car today but it wasn't serious.

 

No one saw me, so I hit him again

Suicide jokes aren't funny...

 

So cut it

What has more brains then Ferguson, Missouri?

 

Thee walls of the Sandy Hook Elementary School

What is missing from Ferguson, Missouri?

 

About 10 miles of chain and an auctioneer

I do a really good Rosa Parks impersonation!

 

When I sit

What do blacks and a fire hose have in common?

 

They both deserve to be sprayed with a hose

What's blue, black and bleeding?

 

The nine year old in the back of my car

What has 10 legs and screams?

 

Gang rape

How do you make a dead baby float?

 

Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby

Why do black people have white palms?

 

There's a bit of good in everyone

What's black, white and red all over?

 

The black guy in the cotton suit I just ran over

Curiosity killed the cat

 

I wanted to see what it looked like when I hit it with a hammer

Why didn't Anne Frank complete her diary?

 

She needed more concentration

What's the best part about showering with a 16 year old girl?

 

When she slicks her hair back she looks 12

So ray rice got into another sport

 

Boxing

Whats the best thing about having sex with a 6 year old?

 

The pictures make your dick look huge. The worst part is getting the blood out of your clown costume

What did Hitler get his daughter for Christmas.

 

An easy bake oven, if jews even celebrated christmas

I have so much gaut damn sex these days! I love being a coroner.

I have so much sex these days... even though people don't give it to me, I still have it

Getting girls to have sex with me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle...

 

It's easier when I have a knife

[shoracko]

Slow clap.

[Raple]

The got progressively worse until they were absolutely fucking stupid.

0/10.

[Fucking Moron]

The got progressively worse until they were absolutely fucking stupid.

0/10.

Just like you're education
Was getting progressively worse until you became fucking stupid...

Im jk m8


BUT GET REKT! MUTHA FUCKA

[Grizzly]

Just like you're education
Was getting progressively worse until you became fucking stupid...

Im jk m8


BUT GET REKT! MUTHA FUCKA

Topkek, but the jokes started good and just got stupid.

[Lucifer]

Just like you're education
Was getting progressively worse until you became fucking stupid...

Im jk m8


BUT GET REKT! MUTHA FUCKA

I approve.

[Fucking Moron]

I approve.

Finally someone's got a handle of his herder

[Raple]

Just like you're education
Was getting progressively worse until you became fucking stupid...

Im jk m8


BUT GET REKT! MUTHA FUCKA

k m8 .

[yoroshiku]

i Loled .

[[MPGH]Jov]

Well, K

[garretco123]

Ahaha I was waiting for these to eventually come up! I take my hat off to you sir for the balls to post this.

[Fucking Moron]

Ahaha I was waiting for these to eventually come up! I take my hat off to you sir for the balls to post this.

I don't have balls...
I got into an accident, I'm jewish they messed up my circumcision x.x
lel

[Schuba]

Are you retarded?

[71c]

Are you 10 ?

[[MPGH]Shane]

Time of my life I'm never going to get back