Swine flu scare

**Obama** · 10-22-2009

Well, I just got home from the hospital.

Story:
My mom has been coughing for about a day and a half and thought she had the swine flu. I assured her that it was nothing and explained to her the many symptoms and told her to take tylenol. "No joshua, Im going to the hospital and your driving me"(because swine flu effects your driving skills?). So I drove my mom 45 minutes to the hospital and we waited in the emergency room with REAL patients for about 2 hours. When our name finally got called we walked into the doctors office and they run an array of tests on my mom. Took blood, all this shit. About 45 minutes later they came back saying my mom just had flu- like symptoms and there was nothing to worry about. Guess what he prescribed....tylenol.

/Discuss

**DonMadawg** · 10-22-2009

Well Is there a clear distention between swine flu symptoms and reg flu symptoms?

**Remorse** · 10-22-2009

Tylenol is a basic medecine, when GP's prescribe it they are referring actually more to the more advanced ones, especially advil. The liquigels work the best out of any OTC pain reliever I have used.

there's not a clear distinction between swine flu and anything. symptom list:

unusual tiredness -normal for me, i stay up too late
headache - *gasp*
runny nose -oh noes runny nose i must have swine flu!
sore throat -same as above
shortness of breath or cough -unfit wimps.
loss of appetite -anorexic idiots, or bad porn lol
aching muscles -after working out too hard?

**Obama** · 10-22-2009

Originally Posted by DonMadawg

Well Is there a clear distention between swine flu symptoms and reg flu symptoms?

Doesn't mpgh have grammar check?

**DonMadawg** · 10-22-2009

Originally Posted by Obama

Doesn't mpgh have grammar check?

Agh dude I have a wireless keyboard and it messes up what I type.

**GOD** · 10-22-2009

Originally Posted by Obama

Well, I just got home from the hospital.

Story:
My mom has been coughing for about a day and a half and thought she had the swine flu. I assured her that it was nothing and explained to her the many symptoms and told her to take tylenol. "No joshua, Im going to the hospital and your driving me"(because swine flu effects your driving skills?). So I drove my mom 45 minutes to the hospital and we waited in the emergency room with REAL patients for about 2 hours. When our name finally got called we walked into the doctors office and they run an array of tests on my mom. Took blood, all this shit. About 45 minutes later they came back saying my mom just had flu- like symptoms and there was nothing to worry about. Guess what he prescribed....tylenol.

/Discuss

**ZippoFreak** · 10-22-2009

Originally Posted by GOD

lmao

**Remorse** · 10-22-2009

we talking bout pedos here now?

**-James** · 10-22-2009

ADVIL IS FTW.

5 minutes = headache gone.

**DonMadawg** · 10-22-2009

Originally Posted by Stumpy

ADVIL IS FTW.

5 minutes = headache gone.

Advil is weak yo

**ZippoFreak** · 10-22-2009

pills dont do anything in general for me

**Sausage Fest** · 10-22-2009

Originally Posted by DonMadawg

Well Is there a clear distention between swine flu symptoms and reg flu symptoms?

EXCUSES, EXCUSES AND MORE EXCUSES

**Sjoerd** · 10-22-2009

Troll

**Mr. Lonely** · 10-22-2009

If that was me and my mum , I would point to her and say " I TOLD YOU SOOO HAHAHAH I TOLD YOU SHAME SHAME SHAME MOTHER SHAME " and then make her buy me a happy meal .