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    Teenage boy playing with his peepee and a pistol blows off his pepe

    https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.2097915

    A 15-year-old Florida boy learned playing with guns is no laughing matter after he was accidentally shot in the penis by a friend, police said.

    The Naples teen was hit during a game with the firearm last week, WINK News reported.

    The boy was shocked and frantic in his 911 call, especially when the dispatcher asked where he got shot, police said.

    "The arm and…I think…my penis," the boy said.

    Police arrived on the scene in the Golden Gate Estates development to find the teen alone. He initially covered for his friend but eventually told police who shot him, investigators said.

    His friend was arrested for obstruction of justice after returning to the scene, police said. The injured teen had told the shooter to leave so he wouldn't get caught, investigators said.

    He was not named because he is a juvenile.

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    It wasnt being used anyway

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    How does one masturbate without a penis...

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    the rest of his teenage life is gonna suck real bad

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    Always in florida .

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