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    Story Time - My First Time Part 1

    Let me start off saying, I'm bored and you don't know me and I don't know you. That's about it, on with the story.

    Sometime between last September and October is when it all went down. I had a girlfriend from 7th to 9th grade.(As people like @Schuba know my Instagram you can easily find here so I will not mention her name.) I called her Ace so let's stick with that. Never once in our relationship did I say I loved her, as my dad said never tell a girl that until you know you truly do. Young love does not usually go on until marriage, so I never told her. We went to the movies a few times and I went to her house. Her father liked me as he was an electrician, or something, and likes that I work on xboxes. He would go on for hours telling me he started off the way I did, but with Ham radios. I thought out relationship was pretty strong. We had a lot of fun together. Then a lot of the good girls I knew turned bad. Sex was a big thing since 8th grade. My girlfriend was a good friend with a girl. (Again she is easy to find if you look at my Instagram. Her middle name was Sky, so let's stick with that.) Well Sky was very nice. She had a boyfriend who was 2 grades ahead of her. Well he invited her into his house and they somehow had sex. I guess she got to my girlfriend and told her to tell ask me if I wanted to do it. Yeah, I guess it was hormones or something, but I didn't ask her, she asked me. She asked me when we were watching Scary Movie 2 at my house. I didn't know what to say but said yes. Next day, before I went to school, I went to the nearest gas station. Went in the bathroom and bought like 4 different condoms and something called a stimulant. I wanted to try all the condoms to see which one would fit. Out of 4 only one felt truly good. I had butterflies like all that day. Finally around 3:30, after school let out we started walking to my place. I think she was nervous too as she kept holding my hand, never did that before. We went to my house and I guess we got ready. I remember her telling me she would never suck my wiener, let me put it in her arse, or let me suck her pudding. She said it was all nasty and she just wanted to try normal sex. Well we got undressed, but she still left her bra on, but whatever. I was hard like an hour before i got home. I was so excited as it was both of our first times. Well she got on my couch and got in the doggy style position thing. I was nervous but put it in. It was so warm and the feeling had to have been the best. I put it in until I felt a sorta stop. I started going back and worth. Did this for like 30 seconds, felt like 2 minutes for me. She made a weird sound, not the sound you hear in porn. Once I went out I saw blood. Now I knew what periods were, but I didn't know that when a girl first has sex their "cherry" pops and blood comes out. I fucking run to my bathroom freaking out as I thought she just had her period. I cleaned up all the blood and gave her another towel. I had never been in health class so I had no idea. I was all freaked and about to barf. Definitely wasn't going to go back in there. Well she came over to where I was sitting on the couch and grabbed my hand.... Done with Part 1. I'll do part 2 some other time. Just wanted to hear what you all thought about my first time. I know sex this young isn't good, but I blamed it all on hormones.
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    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, this story game my stomach laughs.
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    I'm mentioned in your story about your first time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schuba View Post
    I'm mentioned in your story about your first time.
    You are probably the bestest friend i have here. It wouldn't have happened if you were not on this earth.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernard. View Post
    That was quite...interesting.
    Your avatar is quite interesting to one part of my body too. Guess which one O_O

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    You are probably the bestest friend i have here. It wouldn't have happened if you were not on this earth.
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    the brain .
    Who is your avatar tho? Image search didn't find anything. Yes I tried image search.

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    Ok Cursed!, I read the post and all i can think of is my first time, i bought like four different kinds(trogen pleasure pack...green ones are my favorites) tried them on and found out that they were "snug". It was Thursday night, i just got off from school and headed to her apartment. I was a little nervous because she had sex before with my old friend, however i wasn't worried about his 4" peashooter. Before i left i was also researching different positions and the do's and don't's of sex. Anyway i got to her apartment and i already had a raging boner, she then took off my 501 jeans with a simple pull and laid eyes upon "Franklin".We tried out her favorite position, but to my surprise I broke her cherry...she was crying and i asked if she had sex before. She told me yes several times. Even though we were having sex all i could think about is how his "peashooter" didn't pop the cheery. Any way that was the end of my story and ill leave you off with some advise: period sex is like natural lube...i would advise against it but hey it is sex after all. Oh and one more thing, did you know that there is a serial number on the rim of a magnum?

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    Who is your avatar tho? Image search didn't find anything. Yes I tried image search.
    Try image search again.
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