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Sheep Herder Resume
It seems to me that a lot of the sheep here are mistreated. Well, I offer a caring, alternative solution. Become my sheep. I'm a professional. My resume cant be beat, it will be posted below. I care for my sheep, I discipline them without causing physical pain, and I have recommendations from other sheep. Please consider my herding services, here is my resume.
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PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
SHEEP HERDER, 11/2010 - PRESENT
RESPONSIBILITIES
Attend sheep flock grazing on range
Herd sheep rounds up strays using trained dogs
Beds down sheep near evening campsite
Guard flock from predatory animals from eating poisonous plants
May assist in lambing, docking, and shearing
May feed sheep supplementary feed.
SKILLS AND QUALIFICATIONS
Three years of working experience as Sheep Herder
Use logic and reason to identify the strengths and weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or approaches to problems
Talk to others to convey information effectively
Consider the relative costs and benefits of potential actions to choose the most appropriate one
Identify complex problems and review related information to develop and evaluate options and implement solutions
Manage own time and the time of others
Knowledge of laws, legal codes, court procedures, precedents, government regulations, executive orders, organization rules, and the democratic political process
Ability to listen to and understand information and ideas presented through spoken words and sentences
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I am a better Shepard in every way and I don't bore my sheep with stupid resumes.
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I have visual evidence that you abuse your sheep. You shave and beat them. My sheep stay nice and warm, and I would never lay a finger on them.
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This ^ Originally Posted by Color
You didn't need a resume to get me
prove pls. I decline to your herd. I will never go to your herd. Originally Posted by igotswag12
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Can't believe you spent so much time on this, nigga
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No matter what, the sheep will come flocking in.. Shepherd jokes. You novice sheep herders wouldn't understand.
Sheep Resume
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
SHEEP HERDER, 11/2010 - PRESENT
RESPONSIBILITIES
Attend sheep flock grazing on range
Herd sheep rounds up strays using trained dogs
Beds down sheep near evening campsite
Guard flock from predatory animals from eating poisonous plants
May assist in lambing, docking, and shearing
May feed sheep supplementary feed.
SKILLS AND QUALIFICATIONS
Three years of working experience as Sheep Herder
Use logic and reason to identify the strengths and weaknesses of alternative solutions, conclusions or approaches to problems
Talk to others to convey information effectively
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you w0t m8
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Try and steal my sheep, and I'm fucking kill you m9.
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