Finally losing my virginity next week :)

[Niku ・(￣∀￣)・]

Plot twist:

She's your mom.

lmfao . XD

[Eternity]

Plot twist:

She's your mom.

Plot twist with a cherry on top
IT'S YOU MOM.

[Hunter Jr.]

Plot twist with a cherry on top
IT'S YOU MOM.

Plot twist with a cherry on your cherry.

It's actually Titanate, popping YOUR cherry.

You love manhub.com, right?

[Eternity]

Plot twist with a cherry on your cherry.

It's actually Titanate, popping YOUR cherry.

You love manhub.com, right?

[Hunter Jr.]

I cunt help the puns, bud.

[Enzo.]

Disgusting, simply disgusting.

[Bernard]

Hopefully her husband rko's you. :^)

From outta nowhere.

[Hunter Jr.]

I Am Not One Of You Virgin's Starting Next Week

Liberty Prime:

CHANCE OF VIRGINITY LOSS ASSESSMENT: ZERO PERCENT.

[Bumboxe's Sheep]

So this girl is 20 years old, not ugly and has a husband in the army, and a kid. She had a fight with her husband, and has the hots for me. (I know this since couple people have told me, and me and the girl have been talking, and I invited her over next week when my parents are away). So I am not one of you virgin's starting next week.
@arunforce BLESS MEH


Btw: If you still think I am gay, just wow............

May I be the first to say. "Fuck her right in the pussy"

[Bombsaway707]

OP might be legit, but thats fucked up mate

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well put, also welcomeback , havent seen u in forever

Thanks, I took a 3 year break but recently I've been checking in now and then just to see how the community is doing.

I'm surprised how many people are still around from when I was super active on MPGH in the 2009-2011 era

[Azathᴏth]

I am 17 guys, I wonder if you guys know that is SO true and ACTUALLY happening.

P.S: 17 years old

I can call the bitch on sat rape

How can someone your age be so dumb.

[HalfBajan]

1. She's probably going to come over and cry to you about her problems, ultimately friend-zoning you
2. Having to make a thread about it is sOooOOooOooOO sad
3. I'm guessing you're close to 20? and only losing virginity now
u
wot
m8

[Jew]

provide proof,midwhile fucking her put a piece of paper saying "xaviar mpgh" next to her pussy.

[EL Surenzo dA KK Caponeiyl]

Damn, shit is fucked up

[GerrysamHD]

lol just you wait, you will get your head knocked in