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  1. 03-31-2015 #1
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    Strange but posting anyway...

    Some people don't know that I am a person who likes to study the occult and satanism. I own various books like the Ars Goetia that I like very much and I want to know how to summon Astaroth. Do I need a summoner's ring and what sacrifice should I use? Will wine or human blood suffice? P.S I don't know if this should go in the debate fort religion sub-forum so posting here...


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    Some cheap but good quality sheep here: https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread.php?t=935287
    A walkthrough of the summoning process here:
    one minor detail, pointed out by youtuber "Astley Nelson": "lol lol lol love how he creates a circle, when it is said that circles keep the Goetia away"

    I hope this answers your question, +rep and thanks if you want Let me know how it goes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HetoxHD View Post
    how to summon Astaroth.
    What the actual fuck?

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    Does the summoning really have to be that "evil" and mysterious? How bout glasya-la bolas He grants invisibility.. And @Hunter!'s Sheep Astaroth is preety dangerous to summon so I don't know if I want to summon her now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HetoxHD View Post
    Astaroth is preety dangerous to summon so I don't know if I want to summon her now.
    Actually he is quite nice. Some people think he is dangerous just because he is the prince of hell.
    Fire up some weed and he could become your new best friend


    Edit: A nice edit me and my friend Astaroth made a while back
    Please like and subscribe to his channel, it means a lot to him
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    In the Ars Goetia it says Astaroth is the only demon that can attack and kill you, That's why I do not want to try..


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    Dafuk... This thread......
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    Hey..I've actually tried summoning creatures using summoner's ring, however I have not tried to summon Astaroth tho. So far I have summoned Harpy and Merman, When summoning them I've shoved 5 Twinkies up my rectum then if you're lucky the creature you are wanting to spawn will appear behind you and try to buttfuck you, the Twinkies are supposed to lubricate your anus so the process goes smoothly, IF the summoned creature is not satisfied it will disappear and you will not be able to summon it again so make sure you get this part right. After summoning a few Mermen I started to find the summoning process quite pleasing in a sexual way even though it leaves a sore anus. @HetoxHD hope ur summoning goes well! the first time may be hard but keep trying!

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    Quote Originally Posted by turtledaddykim View Post
    Twinkies are supposed to lubricate your anus
    So this is why americans made such a big deal when Twinkies went away
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter! View Post
    Dafuk... This thread......

    I know right xD
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    ill either assume everything is plotted out or i just need to kill myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ｈｏｒｉｚｏｎ View Post
    ill either assume everything is plotted out or i just need to kill myself.
    I was being serious, I also do user services on summoning creatures only $666 per summoning. I can give a vouch too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ｈｏｒｉｚｏｎ View Post
    ill either assume everything is plotted out or i just need to kill myself.
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