Big News, MPGHiens.

[Azuki]

Kill the baby. -snip-

The troll is real.

[FaZe d00d]

The troll is real.

I'm just an asshole, you know I don't have respect for anyone on here.

[Derpik]

congrats

[[MPGH]Jov]

Hello. I am Hatt, Misery, Remm., Whoever you prefer to remember. (INB4 NAME CHANGE AGAIN LOL FAG)

So, I have been gone from MPGH and have been quite reluctant to tell you all my reason. Until now.

So, My wife is pregnant. We are having a girl, naming her Cecelia. I have been very busy making sure my wife is taken good care of, while working my usual job.

For those who have had kids, I have no idea who does here, you know that it's a big responsibility. Those who remember me from back in the day also know I have a kid already. I still haven't been able to see her since her mom moved across the country and refuses to let me see her or communicate besides phone calls. (Even that would take 5 minutes cause she hates me.)

But I have been gone, and I have always seen you guys as my heavily autistic family. Like a family bred from Autism, you still love them all the same if they were normal. Somewhat. So I thought you would like to know and if you don't care, cool.

No more information will be discussed on the matter, simply because it is the internet and you aren't even entitled this information I am sharing with you now.

I am gonna be a dad again, I cannot wait.

Fuck off dad u dumb nigga also ur pic looks like ur 12 yrs old nigga kid my ass

[Royce]

stupid hatt marrying, come on single life

[Hunter's Panda]

gratssssssss i gueess?

[Zekida]

Congratz DUDE!

[Jim]

Poor troll 1/10.

[MatteBlack]

Probably the coolest news i've heard all week so er congrats, heaps better then the staged fight between #MayPac ;(

[Anti]

Yeah, I knew right away you weren't having a kid. But You do actually have a little asian girl as a wife. (I'd totally fuck her.)

But I think you'd make a good daddy Jordan.

You are one of the reasons I return. Good to see you pal.

[Predator]

So....

Troll or nah

[Galaxyxd]

But I have been gone, and I have always seen you guys as my heavily autistic family. Like a family bred from Autism, you still love them all the same if they were normal. Somewhat. So I thought you would like to know

Can I be your heavily autistic inbred cousin?

[[MPGH]Jov]

Dad u still hoppin on ts3 or wut long time no talk? @Hatt