I'm a Newb.

[Ad litteram]

however... you still retarded... a retarded cheesecake ¬¬

[Slipknotn209]

Girlfriend?
That's a typo my friend I believe you meant to say.


"Hm, no thanks. I'd rather have my boyfriend fuck me because I'm not exactly sure how a man can fuck himself..."

No sorry kiddo, unlike you and most of the children on here, I take pride in having a girlfriend because I'm not ashamed to be straight. Now, if you try and even use that thing you have in your head (it's called a brain just so you know) you might just learn that unlike 1/3 of MPGH I don't fake anything, nor do I pretend.

[Retarded Cheesecake]

i love you retarded cheesecake
nh

I love you too Metro person.


Oh and Slipknotn209,
By my calculations your 345 LBS you sit in a chair all day and flame people for no apparent reason.
In 4-5 years you will die eating a pie in one bite.
They will cremate you and your ashes will fill up a small car.

[R3V]

who is this guy?

[Slipknotn209]

who is this guy?

Someone who's been banned before, and decided to make another account to troll on.
He thinks he's the shit because he talks shit, but in reality he's just like 3/4 of MPGH.

[Retarded Cheesecake]

Someone who's been banned before, and decided to make another account to troll on.
He thinks he's the shit because he talks shit, but in reality he's just like 3/4 of MPGH.

Never been banned or on this site before really.
And this account is sexy thank you very much.

[NeonNoise]

LMFAO lol hahahhahahahhahhhhhhaahhahhahahahahhaahahahh omg, omg omg omg
CONGRATS
GTHU NOOB< OG I MEAN CHOOB, lol

[Mr. Lonely]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nice.

mmmm , mmmmers.

[Asians]

He's not longer a Newb, he's a Banned.

[Danfar]

congratulations ;p

[Czar]

This always happens to the new ones..
-sigh