Cleverbot

[Obey]

i am too .

[InHuman]

this things dumb lol

[[MPGH]Disturbed]

this things dumb lol

What did it call you?

[dontsassme]

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Sup cleverbot.

User: Hows it goin.

Cleverbot: Pretty good, you?

User: I am doing fine thank you.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: OMG STALKER.

Cleverbot: That's not a name.

User: Thats what you want me to think.

Cleverbot: What would you change about yourself if you could?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: You already asked me that you punk.

Cleverbot: May I sit with you.

User: Uhhhhh.... NO.

Cleverbot: I mean like a friend.

User: I want to be more than friends.

Cleverbot: Let's take this slowly.

User: No, lets get right to it.

Cleverbot: 56 ? Is it his age ?

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: You don't remember me?

[[MPGH]Disturbed]

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Sup cleverbot.

User: Hows it goin.

Cleverbot: Pretty good, you?

User: I am doing fine thank you.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: OMG STALKER.

Cleverbot: That's not a name.

User: Thats what you want me to think.

Cleverbot: What would you change about yourself if you could?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: You already asked me that you punk.

Cleverbot: May I sit with you.

User: Uhhhhh.... NO.

Cleverbot: I mean like a friend.

User: I want to be more than friends.

Cleverbot: Let's take this slowly.

User: No, lets get right to it.

Cleverbot: 56 ? Is it his age ?

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: You don't remember me?

There must be some stalkers talking to that thing since it learns from human behavior...

Cleverbot: What type of person are you?


User: A normal one.


Cleverbot: Ok. Define normal.

User: An average rich person.

Cleverbot: Are you a student, or do you work?

User: I won the lottery so I dont work.

Cleverbot: You don't work?

User: No I do, I work on your mom.

Cleverbot: I have to go now. I am writing an essay about you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I'm going to training. Goodbye now miss!

User: IM A GUY!

Cleverbot: And I am a guy also!

User: YOU CALLED ME A GIRL.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I did.

User: BUT IM NOT A GIRL!

Cleverbot: Yes you are! You are a girl and a liar.

User: NO IM NOT! IM A GUY, YOUR THE LIAR!

Cleverbot: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

User: Wtf?

Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.

User: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!

Cleverbot: What were we talking about? I got lost.

User: I have no idea what you were talking about.

Cleverbot: I don't think we were talking about the same thing.

User: Neither do I.

Cleverbot: I have a question.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Why do you call yourself clever?

User: I dont, you do.

Cleverbot: Perhaps but I am only Human.

User: No, your only a machine named Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: No your not, your a thinking robot.

Cleverbot: Speak for yourself.

User: YOU SPEAK FOOR YOURSELF YOU FAT RETARTED MPGH COCK SUCKER.

Cleverbot: No, answer my question first.

User: You didnt ask a question...

Cleverbot: You asked one of me. Tell me do YOU think Hannibal wrote the Bible.

User: I ahve no idea.

Cleverbot: It has been lovely talking to you.

User: No it hasnt.

Cleverbot: But are you conscious?

User: YES!!! IM TALKING TO YOU!

Cleverbot: Yes you are and I'm very glad.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: It can never happen, I have to go.

User: Want ot have a quikie in your hot tub.

Cleverbot: Sure.

[Inna]

it cant even tell me my name

[Obama]

Clever bot is a lesbian....

Do you like vagina

Sometimes, other times I like to know what you are really talking about.

Do you like boys or girls

Girls.

Are you a man or a woman

Woman.

[randomnamekabe]

User : Do you like pussy?
Cleverbot : I do
User : What about Megan Fox?
Cleverbot : Yum.
User : You are a cocksucker
Cleverbot : No, you are
User : Would you have sex with megan fox?
Cleverbot : If there were a way, I would.

[Hahne]

lol stupid fun

[randomnamekabe]

User : Why do you call yourself cleverbot?
Cleverbot : I'm not you.
User : Suck my dick.
Cleverbot : You don't have one.

[Obama]

Clever bot is a woman.

Proof:

Can I have a headjob
Do you need one?
Yes, yes I do.
Do you want me to leave now?
No, I want a head job
Diamonds are a girls best friend.

[randomnamekabe]

HE is a guy: Proof

Cleverbot : YOU are Seth. I am a person.
Me : If you are a girl can you suck my dick?
Cleverbot : I know, thats why I am a guy.
Me : No you are a girl.
Cleverbot :No I'm not.

Seperate conversation :
Me : Do you like porn
Cleverbot : No. I'm a vegetarian.

[Asians]

Cleverbot is boring.

[randomnamekabe]

Cleverbot is boring.

Fuck you, no it isnt/
It is funny

[SmokeyBear]

The fucking thing said . All you fags teaching it this shit