Any advice on how to deal with a pissy?

[Predator's Panda]

Hi,
I'm junior high and this bitch in my class I can not stand. She is the most spoiled, aristocratic and bourgeois swine I have ever seen. She has iphones and a bunch of shit any kid would dream about and still has the gall to bitch about her parents and her life in general. Type of person who would be in jail if I was president.
Oh and, "slut" wasn't just an insult. She was caught at a A SCHOOL PARTY blowing a fucking senior in a stairwell. She also gets fucking hammered at every non-school party, which I goto because of my friends and talks so much shit I swear I lost at least 3 chromosomes listening to her.
Now you might be wondering what this has to do with me, well, she is always talking to me. No joke. And she acts like she's 10, she fucking cried when I accused her of butchering a group essay that was 10% of our English grade.
This might seem like I'm overreacting, but she makes me not want to go to any parties (not that I ever wanted to, I don't drink), and I avoid study clubs that I need because my Chinese grade is super fucking low and she's there all the time, complaining about people not taking her seriously after she pulled three F-worthy papers last week out of her ass and she send a /r/gonewild post of herself (which was banned) to every guy in the class.
The sound of her voice makes me cringe.
I just want her to shut the fuck up, any tips that aren't too illegal?

[Farting Scum]

Avoid her...

[Predator's Panda]

Avoid her...

I CANT!!!
HER PARENTS ARE SUPER RICH AND GIVE HELLA MONEY TO THE SCHOOL SHE'S "POPULAR" SHE'S EVERYWHERE! I SWEAR!

[Farting Scum]

I CANT!!!
HER PARENTS ARE SUPER RICH AND GIVE HELLA MONEY TO THE SCHOOL SHE'S "POPULAR" SHE'S EVERYWHERE! I SWEAR!

Well mate... sounds like you cannot deal with her since she has too much power.

1.)Move schools
2.)Report for harassment (Probably not good if she has a lot of influence)

That's about all the advice you have with no jokes.

[elysiumpiers]

I CANT!!!
HER PARENTS ARE SUPER RICH AND GIVE HELLA MONEY TO THE SCHOOL SHE'S "POPULAR" SHE'S EVERYWHERE! I SWEAR!

hmm, reminds me of that game Life is Strange. Pretty sure you can change classes with ease if your point is valid but discrete.

[Mokou-Sama]

Get cloroform and put a towel soaking on it.
Then put it on her mouth when no one is seeing. Let she sleep...


Joke. I dont know how to deal with this.

[HeroicXPharaoh]

Hi,
I'm junior high and this bitch in my class I can not stand. She is the most spoiled, aristocratic and bourgeois swine I have ever seen. She has iphones and a bunch of shit any kid would dream about and still has the gall to bitch about her parents and her life in general. Type of person who would be in jail if I was president.
Oh and, "slut" wasn't just an insult. She was caught at a A SCHOOL PARTY blowing a fucking senior in a stairwell. She also gets fucking hammered at every non-school party, which I goto because of my friends and talks so much shit I swear I lost at least 3 chromosomes listening to her.
Now you might be wondering what this has to do with me, well, she is always talking to me. No joke. And she acts like she's 10, she fucking cried when I accused her of butchering a group essay that was 10% of our English grade.
This might seem like I'm overreacting, but she makes me not want to go to any parties (not that I ever wanted to, I don't drink), and I avoid study clubs that I need because my Chinese grade is super fucking low and she's there all the time, complaining about people not taking her seriously after she pulled three F-worthy papers last week out of her ass and she send a /r/gonewild post of herself (which was banned) to every guy in the class.
The sound of her voice makes me cringe.
I just want her to shut the fuck up, any tips that aren't too illegal?

Easy, when she's drunk, ask her to blow you, then hide a cyanide pill somewhere down there, and noone will suspect anything.

[FollowMyRooster]

I say avoid her :')

[KillTheNoise]

Fuck her what are you waiting for you have access to free pussy and your not taking it

[cookie113]

Just avoid her, its not your problem. Also if 1 person is making you not want to go to parties then you have a lot of growing up to do.

[Dave's Sheep #3]

Hi,
I'm junior high and this bitch in my class I can not stand. She is the most spoiled, aristocratic and bourgeois swine I have ever seen. She has iphones and a bunch of shit any kid would dream about and still has the gall to bitch about her parents and her life in general. Type of person who would be in jail if I was president.
Oh and, "slut" wasn't just an insult. She was caught at a A SCHOOL PARTY blowing a fucking senior in a stairwell. She also gets fucking hammered at every non-school party, which I goto because of my friends and talks so much shit I swear I lost at least 3 chromosomes listening to her.
Now you might be wondering what this has to do with me, well, she is always talking to me. No joke. And she acts like she's 10, she fucking cried when I accused her of butchering a group essay that was 10% of our English grade.
This might seem like I'm overreacting, but she makes me not want to go to any parties (not that I ever wanted to, I don't drink), and I avoid study clubs that I need because my Chinese grade is super fucking low and she's there all the time, complaining about people not taking her seriously after she pulled three F-worthy papers last week out of her ass and she send a /r/gonewild post of herself (which was banned) to every guy in the class.
The sound of her voice makes me cringe.
I just want her to shut the fuck up, any tips that aren't too illegal?

Real talk don't avoid her, tell her that you really don't like her. Tell her she's obnoxious. Your in middle school, learn to use your voice to solve problems. If someone tries to tell you to do something stupid like fight her don't listen. It's not worth getting arrested for hitting some stupid slut. Good luck.

[Dave's Sheep #3]

Hi,
I'm junior high and this bitch in my class I can not stand. She is the most spoiled, aristocratic and bourgeois swine I have ever seen. She has iphones and a bunch of shit any kid would dream about and still has the gall to bitch about her parents and her life in general. Type of person who would be in jail if I was president.
Oh and, "slut" wasn't just an insult. She was caught at a A SCHOOL PARTY blowing a fucking senior in a stairwell. She also gets fucking hammered at every non-school party, which I goto because of my friends and talks so much shit I swear I lost at least 3 chromosomes listening to her.
Now you might be wondering what this has to do with me, well, she is always talking to me. No joke. And she acts like she's 10, she fucking cried when I accused her of butchering a group essay that was 10% of our English grade.
This might seem like I'm overreacting, but she makes me not want to go to any parties (not that I ever wanted to, I don't drink), and I avoid study clubs that I need because my Chinese grade is super fucking low and she's there all the time, complaining about people not taking her seriously after she pulled three F-worthy papers last week out of her ass and she send a /r/gonewild post of herself (which was banned) to every guy in the class.
The sound of her voice makes me cringe.
I just want her to shut the fuck up, any tips that aren't too illegal?

Real talk don't avoid her, tell her that you really don't like her. Tell her she's obnoxious. Your in middle school, learn to use your voice to solve problems. If someone tries to tell you to do something stupid like fight her don't listen. It's not worth getting arrested for hitting some stupid slut. Good luck.

[Derpik]

Fuck her, or tell her to go fuck herself.

[[MPGH]Austin]

get her pregnant then leave the country forever a month before the due date that'll teach her

[Predator's Panda]

Real talk don't avoid her, tell her that you really don't like her. Tell her she's obnoxious. Your in middle school, learn to use your voice to solve problems. If someone tries to tell you to do something stupid like fight her don't listen. It's not worth getting arrested for hitting some stupid slut. Good luck.

Im not in middle school. She fucking cries and if I said anything remotley rejective to her I would probably get kicked from the school. I'm a wimp, I can pick a fight but that wouldn't be too good. I was thinking something to make her stfu, like a text spam.

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Fuck her, or tell her to go fuck herself.

I have a gf, I don't want to give her HIV