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  1. 06-07-2015 #1
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    almost had sex with my dog

    Okay so i was like 11 years old and my dog was heated and she kept sticking her ass in the air. I picked her up and i put her in the basement..
    Then i stuck on my dick out and i was pretty close to going inside but then she sprayed some poop out of her bum the end
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    almost happend to me to!





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    Wait, what?

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    Why i think it's copied from somewhere else
    Not your average fuckboy

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    "MPGH's official hangout. Talk about your hearts desires - as long as it's within guidelines!"

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    now if the suggestion was made we would probably support it, but since you're a cocksucker and this is a QQ thread, we won't
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    You're not trying to help, you're bitching about something you don't fully understand, and your answer is to be treated like a princess with special privilege because of your own specific needs.
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    Next time just put peanut butter on your balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave's Mexican View Post
    almost happend to me to!
    aye lmao some thing happened right after reading this!
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    Shitpost like shitdick





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    I don't doubt you did have sex with your dog.
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    Shitpost like shitdick
    fucking golden.

    shitpost summer.
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    hmm idk just has an urge but it lifted up his butt and shot some white liquid out.
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    well ok bye
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    ok then.. peace
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