Drug Test

[Skaterforeva1]

Does anyone know of anything that works 100% to pass a drug test? My friend said I can by something at the local smoke shop but I am not trying to waist $50 on something I'm not sure works. I'm trying to get a job at a local factory and I really do not want to wait a month and I already applied. Is there anything that anyone knows for sure will let me come up clean? I am not going to drink bleach, and the test will be flagged if I drink a lot of water. Any reasonable suggestions?

[Predator's Panda]

Does anyone know of anything that works 100% to pass a drug test? My friend said I can by something at the local smoke shop but I am not trying to waist $50 on something I'm not sure works. I'm trying to get a job at a local factory and I really do not want to wait a month and I already applied. Is there anything that anyone knows for sure will let me come up clean? I am not going to drink bleach, and the test will be flagged if I drink a lot of water. Any reasonable suggestions?

1. Don't do drugs
2. Get someone else's pee
Thats it u cant trick a drug test

[Law]

Your most likely fucked.. unless they leave you alone and you can have someone else's pee. I just took one for my job(I don't do drugs) but it was a mouth swab and without hesitation I had to do it so if it's like that for you.. your fucked..

[Eternity]

1.) remove weed sig
2.) fake drug test

The second option is your best bet, if not just wait till drug is out of your system and re do the job or apply for a new job.
And grow the fuck up.

[[MPGH]Cursed]

If you smoke more weed you will make the THC that is currently in your body high. Thus you will be more high and the THC will be higher than you and the THC will get so high it leaves your body and floats to the clouds.

[Fucking Moron]

If you smoke more weed you will make the THC that is currently in your body high. Thus you will be more high and the THC will be higher than you and the THC will get so high it leaves your body and floats to the clouds.

I second this

[Confluency]

Smoke more weed.

[Czar]

How the fuck is a test flagged for drinking more water? I drink 1.5gal+ a day and I've never came close to flagging shit. Hydration is good.

[Versa]

your fucked might aswell smoke up more buddy

[Xiolest]

Have someone else pee in a pouch, strap that to your thigh and insert a tube so it will look like it's your piss. Just look at the movie Gattaca and you'll see what I mean.

[Hyak]

Easy, just do lots of drugs.

[elysiumpiers]

Mix some certo into a kool aid packet, stash in under your tongue for 10 minutes.

[blutigryu]

My friend said if you start working out more it will leave your system quicker just work your ass off and sweat ALOT that is what he did so just quite now and if you are not that big you should be able to burn it off in a week maybe 2.

[Predator's Panda]

My friend said if you start working out more it will leave your system quicker just work your ass off and sweat ALOT that is what he did so just quite now and if you are not that big you should be able to burn it off in a week maybe 2.

That's an urban myth, you can't make thc leave your body any quicker.

And OP: You are a dumbass, maybe you should stop being lazy and smoking weed when you're trying to commit yourself to getting a job, it's the least you can do.
Stop asking us how to fix ur fuck ups, I hope you get in trouble for this.

[Assistive]

Looks like everyone in this thread is retarded as fuck. The main 2 things you want to do is sweat, a lot, and drink as much cranberry juice and water as you can. The juice and water is gonna make you piss like every 30 minutes and if drink a shit ton and sweat, the THC should be out your system within a few days.

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