Cant tell you. As soon as you find out you explode into a billion pieces, after which a horse will eat you and also explode, then a wild leprechaun will jump out shooting gold coins at anyone who witnessed the event, killing them all.
Location:
Your bedroom closet
Interests:
Supplying child soldiers with C4
Occupation:
Homeless
What are you here for?:
Making people feel insecure about their lack of insecurities