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News Team Update

After a break that has lasted around half a year, MPGH News returns with a new format and under new management. This time, we will be bringing stories more relevant to MPGH instead of the general news that we brought in the past.

MPGH News is now under the management of Flengo. Currently a Staff Administrator, Flengo has worked most positions at MPGH throughout his 10 years on the site. “News was going well for a while and ultimately Ahlwong was in charge of it since I think Hova, or whoever else, stepped down from the position. Although stale, it was going well and running still. But then Ahlwong also didn't have time to manage that anymore.” says Flengo. Flengo saw this as an opportunity to rethink the format.

MPGH News has, in the past, covered a variety of topics, such as media, music, and sports, but this time it’s going to be different. “It's gonna be more focused and relatable to things that MPGH offers. It's gonna be three sections each time, MPGH updates, some interesting or cool thing/news, and some kind of real story from MPGH.” says Flengo. Along with being more relatable to the MPGH users, it also removes MPGH News from a position of having to compete with mainstream media. In previous iterations, the stories had lost relevance when the stories were published. By sticking to inside-MPGH themes, we can post relevant and interesting stories.

A new issue will be published biweekly. “If things go really well and the engagement is there, might look to increase it to weekly again later down the line.” says Flengo, “I hope the fact that it's all new content and actually relatable will invite more people to actually read it and hopefully post comments on the thread. Perhaps we could do more stuff with it later, but will have to see how it goes. As for any other engagement related things, leaving that to the Publicists team.”

Is 5G going to be the first US-China tech war?

While 5G is being rolled out to every country slowly, the US's market is continuing to ban China equipment from its networks. This fight about 5G and Huawei has turned into the land on which the US-China tech battle is being fought. The 5G industry including facility equipment is required to achieve $48 billion by 2027, but more significantly, it is required to take trillions or even more of economic output over the installed 5G networks. Any organization or nation that ensures this 5G technology can then have an advantage over others in the system and technical... [Read More]

We're now allowing the selling of software on MPGH. We previously banned the sale of software due to the inherit risk of bad software being masqueraded as good software. Luckily, in this day and age, they're generally easy to find and detect, unlike hacks. This is only intended for your OWN intellectual property. We plan to ramp up some rules to ensure visitors know the risks of software before buying and using software, but until then feel free to make use of this section.

We present to you:

Software For Sale

Happy hacking,
MPGH Staff

Welcome to the official MPGH Minecraft server, MPGHCraft! The server is themed to be vanilla survival with economy and custom plugins. The server supports a custom Faith plugin themed around MPGH, to provide a unique and fun experience for everyone.

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APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVERYONE OH MY GOD!!!!! GOT YOU AGAIN!!!! (I'm keeping all the donations) I don't have a soul


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Fellow MPGHians,

It is with great sadness that I bring you this tragic information.

Dave, the head admin of MPGH, was on a business trip to Wuhan, China to handle a regional CDN purchase for MPGH. But as you all probably know by now, Wuhan was quarantined by the Chinese government months ago. Recently the quarantine has been lifted, but a highly infectious mutated strain of the Coronavirus that takes months to clear has been discovered and kept under wraps to prevent panic. Dave, as of now is currently infected with this new strain, COVID-19B, and is banned from leaving the city under 24/7 house arrest. He managed to inform us by smuggling a cellphone in his rectum. We have been keeping this news under wraps not to spook our investors.

Unfortunately, the funds that support MPGH are under restriction in an offshore bank account until Dave can make it back to America, and as a result, we are unsure if we can pull together the funds to Keep MPGH Great. As a result, we're asking you, our internet family, to help support MPGH in this time of need.

We've been working closely with designers at a well known company to bring you a mash up of the world's biggest hack site and the world's most overpriced streetwear:

MPGPREME

This wasn't our plan to announce MPGPREME to the world, but situations have changed. Introducing our first drop of the MPGHPREME line up.

Drop A - $125


Drop B - $150


Drop C - $100




And to address further questions...


How do I buy these amazing clothes and support MPGH?
Send a BTC equivalent of USD to this BTC address: 1FdjHAj6NLeSE9KZE9qDWgR6WkCebNTFS9

Include your name, address, and the size of the clothing you want (XXXL, XXL, and XL currently only supported) in the transaction.

How much do we need to sell to be able to support MPGH for the next month?
We're anticipating 100 clothing items to break even for next month.

Will Dave ever make it out of Wuhan, Chy-na?
That remains to be determined. We are in contact with our Russian friends to see if we can smuggle him out of the country and back to the good ol' USA.

How long will Dave be infected with COVID-19B?
We anticipate 2-3 more months.

What will happen if we do not reach these funds?
MPGH will be shut down permanently and the database will be wiped clean to prevent foreign intelligence agencies from accessing it.


Please do not joke around during this time of crisis on MPGH and worldwide, remember any sort of unsupportive comments will swiftly be left with a ban.

Yours Truly,
MPGH Staff

Between all the 80 companies sending random emails about their COVID-19 changes, I felt the necessity that MPGH gave out an official press release, which I'm too lazy to mail out.

Official MPGH Press Release dated 3/13/20

Fellow MPGHieans,

If you have the Coronavirus, please stay off MPGH at all times. We hope you die, fuck you.

Remember as always: We @ MPGH hate you,
MPGH Staff

If you don't have Coronavirus, fuck you too

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Dust2 made by Fortnite team
If you ever imagined how probably the most played CSGO map would look like if it were created by any other development team, your answer is here. Few days ago, map making team from Fortnite released pictures of Dust2 recreated to be used for Fortnite players. Of course, Epic Games won’t add it to their game but you might be able to play it as a custom map. What do you think?

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Coronavirus affecting tech manufacturers and businesses. Developing new diagnosis technology.
How coronavirus affecting the world currently is visible as many companies are struggling with production and shipping. Some major events such as MWC Barcelona 2020 (Mobile World Congress) where many phone makers are showing their new devices are canceled. Xiaomi earlier this month revealed Mi 10, which is supposed to be released globally at MWC is delayed as well. Even dropshippers are affected by the virus with new restrictions and significant delays in delivery. With many people skeptical about products "made in China" transmitting the virus, sales slowing over paranoia that the virus may live on the packages.

Since the occurrence of coronavirus, one of the most urgent medical challenges that doctors in countries affected by this situation facing is the need to determine the higher amount of possibly infected people in a short amount of time. New technology produced by researchers at Bar-Ilan University might help them in this work, drastically reducing the time required to study saliva samples. Doctor Amos Danielli from the Alexander Kofkin Faculty of technology produced the field for sensitive discovery of virus-specific RNA sequences in 2007 to call cattle diseases. Since then, the similar application has been accommodated for multiple viruses, including Zika, Danielli told this Jerusalem place.

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Colorado hires Karl Dorrell from Dolphins as next head coach
Karl Dorrell hired as Colorado Buffalo’s next coach. He has been signed to a five-year deal worth $18 million USD. The previous coach, Mel Tucker, will now become the head coach at Michigan State. Dorrell has actually also worked at CU before as an offensive coordinator and wide receivers coach during the season from 1992-1993 and 1995-1998. Dorrell claims CU has the potential for a top-tier team and that he’s sure he can return the Buffalo’s to a top tier team. Previously, Dorrell has been the head coach at UCLA for four years, from 2003 to 2007.

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Bring Me The Horizon - That’s The Spirit
‘True Friends’ is like the dark horse of the album; it doesn’t attract the same attention other tracks do initially, and yet there’s something about the passionate aggression in Sykes’ vocals that makes you want to listen over and over again. The song opens with his clean vocals and melodic line, followed by a simple drum sequence. In truth, it lacks the usual explosive, dramatic nature of Bring Me The Horizon’s music and with screamed vocals only featuring in the pre-chorus, you’re forced to focus more on each individual lyrics rather than just indulging in the blind aggression that many of their other songs allow.

Album rate: 8/10

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Ninja’s First Colaboration with Adidas
Ninja is now working with Adidas to collaborate on making shoes. After announcing their collaboration with Adidas in August last year, the Fortnite superstar finally officially launched his collaboration product named "TIME IN" Nite Jogger.
The shoes were adapted from the Adidas Nite Jogger series which was modified by Adidas so that they come with the distinctive colors of Ninja which are blue and yellow, besides that there are the words 'Time In' and 'Ninja' on the sides of the shoes.
This shoe is dark blue with the words 'Time In' and 'Ninja' on the side of the shoe and behind it there is a 20k sign that symbolizes 20,000 hours of Ninja's stream time. This shoe is priced at $150.

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JACKBOYS - JackBoys
The album is fairly short composed of only 7 tracks while the first track is a remix of Travis's earlier released single "Highest in the Room". The album officially starts at track 2 which is an intro. Track 3, "GANG GANG" is really where you can really hear the collective's true sound. The track opens with Sheck Wes rapping over a slow beat and quickly transitions into Travis.

Overall I give this album a 7/10

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His Dark Materials - One of the best shows on TV right now
In the year 2007, I saw the movie, and I absolutely loved it. The movie only covered one of the three books so I knew there was more to come. Or so I thought. Even though the movie did well at the box office, the sequel was scrapped. Some believe it was because of the Catholic church. Some people might not have read the books, so I won’t go into what the church doesn’t like about the books. But let’s just say that it’s no surprise that they’re not fans. I was very disappointed. The books have so much to offer. The amount of world-building in the trilogy is astonishing. It might not have been the perfect adaptation, but it was still a great watch. But now, 12 years later, the BBC made one of my childhood dreams come true. A His Dark Materials TV adaptation was being released.

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