3rd Edition - November 17th, 2020
Snapple Fact: Peaches are members of the almond family!

Donations

If you are interested in obtaining a premium membership and donating to MPGH, please go here to read about all the benefits that being a Premium Member has!

Events

If you would like to apply for the development team, click here!

Check out the minigame Flengo made!

Promotions

• Azerila Congratulations on Marketplace Minion!
• Hentai Congratulations on being promoted to Minion+!
• Ally Congratulations on being promoted to Moderator!

Member Birthdays

There were no posted birthdays this month.

Fursan al-Aqsa – Knights of al-Aqsa Mosque

MPGH user, udkultimate, is planning to release his game, Fursan al-Aqsa – Knights of al-Aqsa Mosque, in January 2021. We talk to the developer about MPGH, his plans, and challenges with having a Muslim protagonist.


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Staff Administrator for 1 Year

Flengo is celebrating his one year as Staff Administrator. What first started as a regular member in 2010 quickly became an exciting ride through multiple positions.


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MPGH Memeologist

MPGH is looking for a dedicated member of the community to become a Memeologist for the forum. Who is going to become MPGH’s “meme expert”?


To read more about this story click here!

Intel Teases Upcoming 11th Gen ‘Rocket Lake’ Desktop CPUs

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2nd Edition - October 8th, 2020
Snapple Fact: Mangoes have noses!

Donations

If you are interested in obtaining a premium membership and donating to MPGH, please go here to read about all the benefits that being a Premium Member has!

Events

MPGH is currently hosting its very own Valorant tournament! This tournament contains a bunch of prizes and will be streamed live on Twitch. To find out more about the tournament, click here!

Promotions

• Beex Congratulations on Realm of the Mad God Minion!
• Hennessy Congratulations on League of Legends Minion!

Member Birthdays

There were no posted birthdays this month.

ForumSpamDestroyer

ForumSpamDestroyer is bringing automated moderation back to MPGH. This will be the first time in almost 7 years and the third iteration of its kind.

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World's First Ever Foldable PC by Lenovo?

The ThinkPad X1 Fold is the world’s first foldable PC. It is bendable in all ways and can be used to suit your comfort. It comes with Intel Lakefield Core i5 processor, Intel UHD 11th Gen Graphics, 8GB LPDDR4X RAM, up to 1TB of PCIe-NVMe M.2 SSD, WiFi 6 which supports 5G and is priced at $2499.

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NASA Found Signs of Life on the Planet Venus

International research team that managed to find evidence of potential microbes residing in the very acidic Venus cloud, namely phosphine. Scientists are also exploring other possibilities, which predict atmospheric phosphine, including lightning, volcanoes and meteorites. Neither theory could yield detectable amounts of phosphine in Venus' atmosphere.

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Special thanks to Howl for the GFX Work

Editor

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Writers

• Gnavling
• Kahsiong
• Poonce

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MPGH OFFICIAL Valorant Tournament

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Welcome to the very first VALORANT tournament held here on MPGH!
The tournament will take place 17th October 2020 from 2PM Pacific. (Timing can be agreed upon by the opponents for their respective match in case its odd hours for a few).
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You can find details of the tournament as well as the stream here! The live stream will be hosted on Twitch spectating the semi-finals and finals as the matches are being played @MPGHNet on twitch.


How It'll Work
The tournament will be a 2v2 style knockout. Each player will face an opponent in a two v two and the losing team will be knocked out immediately. The players who manage to go undefeated until the end will take home 1st place and win the majority of the prizes as shown later in this thread. There will be no prisoners and everyone is expected to come with their A game so make sure youre ready if you want that #1 TOP DOG spot and to take home those juicy prizes.

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Official Tournament Bracket

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Rules of the tournament
- No cheats/ hacks allowed!


Prizes
MPGH PREMIUM - Winner gets 1X Free MPGH Premium(If user(s) already has premium can gift it to another user)
@GLASS: $15 OF Valorant Points from his shop. -First Place Prize
@AGATASMURF: $10 In Shop Coupon. -First Place Prize
@NOXEY: $10 Amazon/Steam Gift Card. -First Place Prize
@BULKASHOP: $10 In Store Coupon. -Second Place Prize

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Sponsors



@GLASS - sponsors this MPGH Tournament his shop focuses on selling Valorant points way below market price and selling steam gift cards at 20-25% discount. He also sells Spotify upgrades at an unbeatable price of $6 which includes 15 Months of warranty!
@NOXEY - Noxey is selling top quality accounts, licenses, games and many more services with many different affordable warranty duration. Many daily discounts and extras for all customers. Starting at $0.99 and it can be extended up to 3 years warranty
@AGATASMURF -Sale with a discount of up to 70% with a one-year warranty, almost any service, Streaming / Music / VPN / Porn / Education / Games.
@BULKASHOP -Sponsors this MPGH Tournament his shop focuses on selling vpn/antivirus keysdows 10 keys/league of legends and Services for watching TV series. with a different guarantee.

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Tournament Timing - Start Date and Time: 17th October 2020 - 2PM Pacific

Event hosted by:

@HALOS117
@Felix
@Poonce
@Hector
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1st Edition - September 5th, 2020
Snapple Fact: Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons!

Donations

If you are interested in obtaining a premium membership and donating to MPGH, please go here to read about all the benefits that being a Premium Member has!

Events

Interested in playing Monopoly with MPGH? Click here to find out more and join the MPGH Monopoly Game Night!

Promotions

• Faggot Congratulations on Middleman!
• Azerila Congratulations on Middleman!
• Nani Congratulations on Middleman!

Member Birthdays

• Time

News Team Update

After a break that has lasted around half a year, MPGH News returns with a new format and under new management. This time, we will be bringing stories more relevant to MPGH instead of the general news that we brought in the past.

MPGH News is now under the management of Flengo. Currently a Staff Administrator, Flengo has worked most positions at MPGH throughout his 10 years on the site. “News was going well for a while and ultimately Ahlwong was in charge of it since I think Hova, or whoever else, stepped down from the position. Although stale, it was going well and running still. But then Ahlwong also didn't have time to manage that anymore.” says Flengo. Flengo saw this as an opportunity to rethink the format.

MPGH News has, in the past, covered a variety of topics, such as media, music, and sports, but this time it’s going to be different. “It's gonna be more focused and relatable to things that MPGH offers. It's gonna be three sections each time, MPGH updates, some interesting or cool thing/news, and some kind of real story from MPGH.” says Flengo. Along with being more relatable to the MPGH users, it also removes MPGH News from a position of having to compete with mainstream media. In previous iterations, the stories had lost relevance when the stories were published. By sticking to inside-MPGH themes, we can post relevant and interesting stories.

A new issue will be published biweekly. “If things go really well and the engagement is there, might look to increase it to weekly again later down the line.” says Flengo, “I hope the fact that it's all new content and actually relatable will invite more people to actually read it and hopefully post comments on the thread. Perhaps we could do more stuff with it later, but will have to see how it goes. As for any other engagement related things, leaving that to the Publicists team.”

Is 5G going to be the first US-China tech war?

While 5G is being rolled out to every country slowly, the US's market is continuing to ban China equipment from its networks. This fight about 5G and Huawei has turned into the land on which the US-China tech battle is being fought. The 5G industry including facility equipment is required to achieve $48 billion by 2027, but more significantly, it is required to take trillions or even more of economic output over the installed 5G networks. Any organization or nation that ensures this 5G technology can then have an advantage over others in the system and technical... [Read More]

We're now allowing the selling of software on MPGH. We previously banned the sale of software due to the inherit risk of bad software being masqueraded as good software. Luckily, in this day and age, they're generally easy to find and detect, unlike hacks. This is only intended for your OWN intellectual property. We plan to ramp up some rules to ensure visitors know the risks of software before buying and using software, but until then feel free to make use of this section.

We present to you:

Software For Sale

Happy hacking,
MPGH Staff

Welcome to the official MPGH Minecraft server, MPGHCraft! The server is themed to be vanilla survival with economy and custom plugins. The server supports a custom Faith plugin themed around MPGH, to provide a unique and fun experience for everyone.

Click here for more details!

APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVERYONE OH MY GOD!!!!! GOT YOU AGAIN!!!! (I'm keeping all the donations) I don't have a soul


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Fellow MPGHians,

It is with great sadness that I bring you this tragic information.

Dave, the head admin of MPGH, was on a business trip to Wuhan, China to handle a regional CDN purchase for MPGH. But as you all probably know by now, Wuhan was quarantined by the Chinese government months ago. Recently the quarantine has been lifted, but a highly infectious mutated strain of the Coronavirus that takes months to clear has been discovered and kept under wraps to prevent panic. Dave, as of now is currently infected with this new strain, COVID-19B, and is banned from leaving the city under 24/7 house arrest. He managed to inform us by smuggling a cellphone in his rectum. We have been keeping this news under wraps not to spook our investors.

Unfortunately, the funds that support MPGH are under restriction in an offshore bank account until Dave can make it back to America, and as a result, we are unsure if we can pull together the funds to Keep MPGH Great. As a result, we're asking you, our internet family, to help support MPGH in this time of need.

We've been working closely with designers at a well known company to bring you a mash up of the world's biggest hack site and the world's most overpriced streetwear:

MPGPREME

This wasn't our plan to announce MPGPREME to the world, but situations have changed. Introducing our first drop of the MPGHPREME line up.

Drop A - $125


Drop B - $150


Drop C - $100




And to address further questions...


How do I buy these amazing clothes and support MPGH?
Send a BTC equivalent of USD to this BTC address: 1FdjHAj6NLeSE9KZE9qDWgR6WkCebNTFS9

Include your name, address, and the size of the clothing you want (XXXL, XXL, and XL currently only supported) in the transaction.

How much do we need to sell to be able to support MPGH for the next month?
We're anticipating 100 clothing items to break even for next month.

Will Dave ever make it out of Wuhan, Chy-na?
That remains to be determined. We are in contact with our Russian friends to see if we can smuggle him out of the country and back to the good ol' USA.

How long will Dave be infected with COVID-19B?
We anticipate 2-3 more months.

What will happen if we do not reach these funds?
MPGH will be shut down permanently and the database will be wiped clean to prevent foreign intelligence agencies from accessing it.


Please do not joke around during this time of crisis on MPGH and worldwide, remember any sort of unsupportive comments will swiftly be left with a ban.

Yours Truly,
MPGH Staff