APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVERYONE OH MY GOD!!!!! GOT YOU AGAIN!!!! (I'm keeping all the donations) I don't have a soul


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Fellow MPGHians,

It is with great sadness that I bring you this tragic information.

Dave, the head admin of MPGH, was on a business trip to Wuhan, China to handle a regional CDN purchase for MPGH. But as you all probably know by now, Wuhan was quarantined by the Chinese government months ago. Recently the quarantine has been lifted, but a highly infectious mutated strain of the Coronavirus that takes months to clear has been discovered and kept under wraps to prevent panic. Dave, as of now is currently infected with this new strain, COVID-19B, and is banned from leaving the city under 24/7 house arrest. He managed to inform us by smuggling a cellphone in his rectum. We have been keeping this news under wraps not to spook our investors.

Unfortunately, the funds that support MPGH are under restriction in an offshore bank account until Dave can make it back to America, and as a result, we are unsure if we can pull together the funds to Keep MPGH Great. As a result, we're asking you, our internet family, to help support MPGH in this time of need.

We've been working closely with designers at a well known company to bring you a mash up of the world's biggest hack site and the world's most overpriced streetwear:

MPGPREME

This wasn't our plan to announce MPGPREME to the world, but situations have changed. Introducing our first drop of the MPGHPREME line up.

Drop A - $125


Drop B - $150


Drop C - $100




And to address further questions...


How do I buy these amazing clothes and support MPGH?
Send a BTC equivalent of USD to this BTC address: 1FdjHAj6NLeSE9KZE9qDWgR6WkCebNTFS9

Include your name, address, and the size of the clothing you want (XXXL, XXL, and XL currently only supported) in the transaction.

How much do we need to sell to be able to support MPGH for the next month?
We're anticipating 100 clothing items to break even for next month.

Will Dave ever make it out of Wuhan, Chy-na?
That remains to be determined. We are in contact with our Russian friends to see if we can smuggle him out of the country and back to the good ol' USA.

How long will Dave be infected with COVID-19B?
We anticipate 2-3 more months.

What will happen if we do not reach these funds?
MPGH will be shut down permanently and the database will be wiped clean to prevent foreign intelligence agencies from accessing it.


Please do not joke around during this time of crisis on MPGH and worldwide, remember any sort of unsupportive comments will swiftly be left with a ban.

Yours Truly,
MPGH Staff

Between all the 80 companies sending random emails about their COVID-19 changes, I felt the necessity that MPGH gave out an official press release, which I'm too lazy to mail out.

Official MPGH Press Release dated 3/13/20

Fellow MPGHieans,

If you have the Coronavirus, please stay off MPGH at all times. We hope you die, fuck you.

Remember as always: We @ MPGH hate you,
MPGH Staff

If you don't have Coronavirus, fuck you too

Snapple Fact: There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

MPGH Donations
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Dust2 made by Fortnite team
If you ever imagined how probably the most played CSGO map would look like if it were created by any other development team, your answer is here. Few days ago, map making team from Fortnite released pictures of Dust2 recreated to be used for Fortnite players. Of course, Epic Games won’t add it to their game but you might be able to play it as a custom map. What do you think?

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Coronavirus affecting tech manufacturers and businesses. Developing new diagnosis technology.
How coronavirus affecting the world currently is visible as many companies are struggling with production and shipping. Some major events such as MWC Barcelona 2020 (Mobile World Congress) where many phone makers are showing their new devices are canceled. Xiaomi earlier this month revealed Mi 10, which is supposed to be released globally at MWC is delayed as well. Even dropshippers are affected by the virus with new restrictions and significant delays in delivery. With many people skeptical about products "made in China" transmitting the virus, sales slowing over paranoia that the virus may live on the packages.

Since the occurrence of coronavirus, one of the most urgent medical challenges that doctors in countries affected by this situation facing is the need to determine the higher amount of possibly infected people in a short amount of time. New technology produced by researchers at Bar-Ilan University might help them in this work, drastically reducing the time required to study saliva samples. Doctor Amos Danielli from the Alexander Kofkin Faculty of technology produced the field for sensitive discovery of virus-specific RNA sequences in 2007 to call cattle diseases. Since then, the similar application has been accommodated for multiple viruses, including Zika, Danielli told this Jerusalem place.

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Colorado hires Karl Dorrell from Dolphins as next head coach
Karl Dorrell hired as Colorado Buffalo’s next coach. He has been signed to a five-year deal worth $18 million USD. The previous coach, Mel Tucker, will now become the head coach at Michigan State. Dorrell has actually also worked at CU before as an offensive coordinator and wide receivers coach during the season from 1992-1993 and 1995-1998. Dorrell claims CU has the potential for a top-tier team and that he’s sure he can return the Buffalo’s to a top tier team. Previously, Dorrell has been the head coach at UCLA for four years, from 2003 to 2007.

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Bring Me The Horizon - That’s The Spirit
‘True Friends’ is like the dark horse of the album; it doesn’t attract the same attention other tracks do initially, and yet there’s something about the passionate aggression in Sykes’ vocals that makes you want to listen over and over again. The song opens with his clean vocals and melodic line, followed by a simple drum sequence. In truth, it lacks the usual explosive, dramatic nature of Bring Me The Horizon’s music and with screamed vocals only featuring in the pre-chorus, you’re forced to focus more on each individual lyrics rather than just indulging in the blind aggression that many of their other songs allow.

Album rate: 8/10

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Snapple Fact: Frogs cannot swallow with their eyes open.

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Ninja’s First Colaboration with Adidas
Ninja is now working with Adidas to collaborate on making shoes. After announcing their collaboration with Adidas in August last year, the Fortnite superstar finally officially launched his collaboration product named "TIME IN" Nite Jogger.
The shoes were adapted from the Adidas Nite Jogger series which was modified by Adidas so that they come with the distinctive colors of Ninja which are blue and yellow, besides that there are the words 'Time In' and 'Ninja' on the sides of the shoes.
This shoe is dark blue with the words 'Time In' and 'Ninja' on the side of the shoe and behind it there is a 20k sign that symbolizes 20,000 hours of Ninja's stream time. This shoe is priced at $150.

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JACKBOYS - JackBoys
The album is fairly short composed of only 7 tracks while the first track is a remix of Travis's earlier released single "Highest in the Room". The album officially starts at track 2 which is an intro. Track 3, "GANG GANG" is really where you can really hear the collective's true sound. The track opens with Sheck Wes rapping over a slow beat and quickly transitions into Travis.

Overall I give this album a 7/10

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His Dark Materials - One of the best shows on TV right now
In the year 2007, I saw the movie, and I absolutely loved it. The movie only covered one of the three books so I knew there was more to come. Or so I thought. Even though the movie did well at the box office, the sequel was scrapped. Some believe it was because of the Catholic church. Some people might not have read the books, so I won’t go into what the church doesn’t like about the books. But let’s just say that it’s no surprise that they’re not fans. I was very disappointed. The books have so much to offer. The amount of world-building in the trilogy is astonishing. It might not have been the perfect adaptation, but it was still a great watch. But now, 12 years later, the BBC made one of my childhood dreams come true. A His Dark Materials TV adaptation was being released.

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Wishing everyone a Happy New Year from here at MPGH! This past year has been quite an exciting one with lots of changes and new things on MPGH. I hope everyone has had a great start to the year already, and that the rest of it is filled with success and happiness. Wishing everyone a a happy 2020!

From everyone here at MPGH, we would like to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! As the year comes to a close, we hope you can use this time to spend with your family and loved ones. During this time, we have a lot of cool and fun things to bring to you on the forum. As we get ready for next year, we look forward to bringing you a lot more! Wishing everyone the best from all of us here.

What are some things you have been thankful for this year? Post in the thread below!


Christmas Tree Decoration Contest

This month we have a brand new fun and festive contest for everyone to participate in. Share your festive and most creative Christmas themed ideas you have! The best entries will receive some awesome prizes. Before posting your entry, please make sure to read rules & list of requirements.

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MPGH News - 250th Edition

Check out the latest edition of the MPGH news! The news includes a variety of full featured informative articles on different topics.

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Development Team Applications

As you may have noticed, there are currently a lot of ongoing projects on MPGH. Apart from the ones that are under development already, there are other things we would like to have developed for MPGH members as well, such as NPCVend. We are looking for developers who are interested to help out the MPGH community by making it better for its members. If you enjoy being on the site and want to contribute to the development of the community, this is a great way to help out!

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IM Chat Development Opinions

In case you were not aware, we're currently working on rewriting the Embedded IM Chat (Birdie) and creating a dedicated web page for it to be accessed outside of MPGH. We are currently looking for feedback and opinions in regards to the UI. If you have any ideas, please share your thoughts in the thread linked below!

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Staff Changes/Promotions

Congratulations @HALOS117 for getting promoted to Marketplace Minion!

Congratulations @defaulto for getting GFX Team!
Congratulations @Poonce for getting GFX Team!
Congratulations @Howl for getting GFX Team!
Congratulations @Color for getting GFX Team!

Congratulations @Azuki for getting Development Team!
Congratulations @moose for getting Development Team!

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Donations and Special Members

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Snapple Fact: A lemon contains more sugar than a strawberry.

MPGH Applications
The Realm of the Mad God section is need in of a Minion to look after it. If you are an active contributing member in the Realm of the Mad God section and have at least 500 posts and have been registered to the site for a minimum of 4 months, please apply here.

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Party Bomb
An old world war two bomb was found in a construction site which was once the old nightlife of Singapore. Not many details were given on how the bomb was handled, but it was successfully disposed of. On November 18, 2019, 6 days after it was found, the police said that it was discarded at around 1635 hours and an explosion from the denotation operations was heard at approximately 1100 hours, another explosion was heard at around 1450 hours, about 40 SAF personnel were involved with the process.

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Blizzard Entertainment New Games
The new edition of “Overwatch 2” brings a wealth of new things, of which, of course, they have not revealed everything. Some of the things we’ve learned are the names and looks of two new heroes, “Sojourn” and “Echo”. Keep in mind that “Sojourn” will be the first black woman in the game and that she was a product of fans request for a long time.
RPG players, here are some exciting information on the new “Diablo IV”. Blizzard has announced a brand new edition of Diablo, and as they say, the “darkest” edition so far.
"World of Warcraft: Shadowlands" is the eighth game in the “World of Warcraft” series. Blizzard announced it during an introductory ceremony where we could see “Sylvanas” returning to the “Icecrown Citadel” where the current king, ”Lich King Bolvar” is located. We can also see that Blizzard added many new zones, some of which are “Revendreth”, ”Ardenweald”,”Maldraxxus” and many more.

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Cybertruck: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
The company that is making raves all over the world, Tesla, has launched another automobile. This one is a little polarizing since there are a lot of people who love it, and the other half hate it to its metal core. When the presentation was announced people were thrilled that a truck was finally hitting the road that was electric. Well, there was the roadster that was already out but this would be an electric car by Elon Musk, so there was a lot of anticipation behind it. However, at the presentation a lot of things went wrong, both expected and unexpected.
Time will tell if this was a worthy investment for Tesla, but there is still time for Tesla to change the shape of the car, so maybe it won’t be so bad when it releases in 2021-ish.

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BASHI - Mixed Emotions (EP)
“Mixed Emotions” was released on November 7th, 2019. BASHI is a talented undiscovered Hip-Hop artist based out of South East London where he grew up. He takes great inspiration from the likes of JUICE WRLD and Post Malone. He is only 15 years-of-age, but don’t let that discourage your from listening to his music as the quality is something you would not expect from such a young artist. His style combines a happy, upbeat style with hard, booming kick drums and 808s. I came across his music on SoundCloud and was pleasantly surprised with the talent of BASHI. This... [Read More]