Heya,
Since people really want one of these, and I failed to find one, I updated an old one I had around.
It'll unlock all (pretty much) after you press enter
Enjoy it guys, no idea if its detected (who cares?)
Virustotal:
https:// www . virustotal . com/en/file/490a8f686bffe4389f2c60c042b7a1dcb452aad18ec3a3c594 6e95ad8e7b4849/analysis/1452075665/
Jotti:
https:// virusscan . jotti . org/en-US/filescanjob/55m2go312j