Lonely Tedy Bear (08-05-2010),NOOB (06-21-2011)
Lonely Tedy Bear (08-05-2010),NOOB (06-21-2011)
Old Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo city like a big plaiiground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille 'o' Neal
Then they both got flattened by the batmobile
Before it could make it back to the batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Idiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to polevault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in they air
Then they both got hit by a Carebear stare
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...
Angels sang out... in immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens... descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick... which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch... of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground... writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back... into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through... his clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head... in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the gray, and Gandalf the white,
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight,
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie,
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambie the genie,
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston, and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Oct, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw
With civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest saw the better
Mr. Rogers in a blood-stained sweater
(Chorus)
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultimate showdown... (this is the ultimate showdown)
This is the ultiamte showdown of ultimate destiny
Lonely Tedy Bear (08-05-2010),NOOB (06-21-2011)
1576, no jk 1,000,000 o were there congrajewlations
Lonely Tedy Bear (08-05-2010),NOOB (06-21-2011)
wow thats a hard 1.....ummm wish granted? but it wasnt denied it was granted.
i wish that i was invincible
Lonely Tedy Bear (08-05-2010),NOOB (06-21-2011)
Grranted. But an evil cupcake has invinci-not in his pocket.! :O!
And s34d0g. There are private servers.
I wish that i had one hair on my eyeball.
Deutschland wird wieder Reign!
Ganja KingThank me if i helped
Lonely Tedy Bear (08-05-2010),NOOB (06-21-2011)
granted but the hair turned out to be a maggot like alien that tunneled through ur eye and into ur brain forcing you to punch urself in the nuts over and over again untill u died a very painful death.
i wish that everyone on combat arms would bow down to me as the geatest person ever to play.
NOOB (06-21-2011)
Granted. everyone bows down. But then i come on and fuck you up/
I wish that my finger was 1 inch longer.
Deutschland wird wieder Reign!
Ganja KingThank me if i helped
granted but you grow a huge tumor on the last inch of your finger and have to get it cut off.
I wish for free games for my xbox 360.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S Thompson
Mir
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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S Thompson
NOOB (06-21-2011)
Granted, but then they suddenly dissapeared because someone else wished for free xbox games.
I wish for nothing bad to happen to me.
NOOB (06-21-2011)
Granted but but nothi9ng good happend either.
I wish for your mom.
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
- Hunter S Thompson
NOOB (06-21-2011)
granted but shes ur mum too
i wish chuck norris and the cookie monster had a scrap and the cookie monster ended up raping chuck norris with a stick of cookie dough
NOOB (06-21-2011)
Granted but then he came after you!
I wish for my wish to be denied
NOOB (06-21-2011)
habamon
niggamon or habamon or pokemon
NOOB (06-21-2011)