Cyanide and Hapiness

[kvmn8]

ah nm theres no new funny ones

[A7X Oblivian]

well then make some

[Jackal]

all my friend and i did was run past the movie theater rent-a-cop with a bag full of outside food....he thought it was a bomb... tazering insued

Something funny to do: Get a large Black, unmarked case, and put an analog clock in it. Go into a public area holding it close to your person and shoot nervous glances at everyone that comes near you. I did that at school, and was fortunate enough for that to be the day someone called in a bomb threat.

[kvmn8]

lololool

did you hear about the guy with that mental condition who got shot at the airport because he hadnt taken his meds?
i think it was in the us but yah he forgot to take his meds and was freaking out waving like a knife or something and they shot him

[A7X Oblivian]

i dun like airport security...they carry boxes of gloves everywhere...that's more intemdating than a M16

[Jackal]

M16's arent really intimidating; They jam too easily. Look at it the wrong way and it won't shoot. Plus it takes about 5 minutes to get them cocked and loaded, so, by the time they can shoot, you're already gone.

Kalashkinovs are scary, though.

[kvmn8]

what about a studded rubber glove that he slaps on. then tells you to bend over and bite down on a piece of wood

[A7X Oblivian]

well...where theres an m16...there's bound to be a m9

ummm....kvmn.....OUCH

[Jackal]

Not really... Most cops use Glocks or Heckler and Koch pistols (Both of Which dominate). Maybe 1 or 2 faithfuls will break out a Beretta, but not many

[kvmn8]

i thought we were talking about air port security??
who wip out the gloves and such

[A7X Oblivian]

i thought we were talking about air port security??
who wip out the gloves and such

jackal seems to have changed the topic

[Jackal]

My bad... airport security makes me paranoid.

Is that Good enough?

[kvmn8]

Jakal No Topic Changing

[Jackal]

... I Can't Win!!!

[A7X Oblivian]

nope, well maybe..but it'll require some gloves and some rope to tie up kvmn