Atheists

[SaxDudeRoss]

i believe you should shut the hell up and mind your own beliefs

[DoubleDutch]

i believe you should shut the hell up and mind your own beliefs

wow who would remember that for first post =/

[Loouis]

If there is 1 any proof that God exists, I'll completely believe him
@ this moment I believe in karma

[phucu]

A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" and showed it to each passing car.

One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, "You think maybe we should have just said 'Bridge Out' instead?"

[phucu]

One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species.

Surprised, he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?"

"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

[hihiman1]

If there is 1 any proof that God exists, I'll completely believe him
@ this moment I believe in karma

Karma isn't exactly what many think it is: "If I steal, people will steal from me". Karma exists in many different ways and different punishments. When you were little, your mom would tell you to play nicely with your friends, and she would watch how you play. If you hit your friends she would have punished you, not necessarily by hitting you or taking something away from you but she would be angry with you and you would not get you're way that easily anymore. How can you ask someone for something when they hate you? And if you're mom tells you not to steal from anybody, and you steal from her, not only will she punish you but she will not trust you anymore. How do you let an untrusted thieve into your house?

What's worse? Getting your computer time taken away, and getting grounded, or getting kicked out of your house at the early age of 16, because you are untrusted?

Then once you are kicked out what can you say to someone when you want to live with them? My mom is a bitch, and she through me out? No this will not get you any place to stay at. This is what karma is.

And you see karma is not very different now that you're older, you're mom doesn't watch you hang out with your friends, or watch your misdeeds, and she doesn't punish you anymore, you've grown now, and now God watches you.

[Inna]

OH NOES GOD IS WATCHING ALL 6 BILLION PEOPLE.

Yeah K.

[hihiman1]

Well maybe not you, you chronic masturbator ;p.

[fabz]

OH NOES GOD IS WATCHING ALL 6 BILLION PEOPLE.

Yeah K.

he is ohh noess nows i cants wactchs my pr0n0graphy

[3evil3]

Believe in a phantasm = Fail .
End of the story.

[monsterthejuggalo]

i believe in evolution and the we all evolved from something else and that because honestly one being that made the earth and the heaves isnt that a little very children book sounding honestly just look at the scientific facts

[pwnzaz77]

I agree science is EVERYTHING. Chemicals,atom,protons neutrons electrons, these make everything in life if you watch any programs on the discovery channel about steven hawkings then you will see so many theory's that make alot of sense compared to a story that was made up centurys ago that has been passed on. It is a fairytale .. i might as well believe in fairytales if i wanna go to "Heaven"... steven and other scientists believe that there are many other universes if you watched the programs i have then you'd understand it before you make a stupid reply

[bannedshow]

i got dumber after reading just the first like 4 sentences, oh well lol

[Inna]

i got dumber after reading just the first like 4 sentences, oh well lol

...lol same we're fucking stupid now.

theres a 2 for 1 sale on bibles, want one?

[pwnzaz77]

haha im 14 but im smart so :P