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[bowlcut]

Whenever I'm done eating (whether it be a snack or a meal), I have to take this medicine called "Mylanta".
Of course, knowing my luck, I get one of the three side effects it comes with.
Diarrhea.

I almost shit myself in class yesterday because I sneezed.
And every time I DO take a shit, it shotguns onto the back of my toilet.

If I don't take it, my pancreas goes insane, but if I do take it, I have to go to the bathroom every hour. What do.

[Occidi de Pax]

remove pancreas start going on fake pancreatic drug fluid(this is true there are pills that imitate the effect of pancreatic fluid)

[bowlcut]

remove pancreas start going on fake pancreatic drug fluid(this is true there are pills that imitate the effect of pancreatic fluid)

I know, but I'd rather keep my pancreas.

[Nirvana]

stop sick pls

[Niku ・(￣∀￣)・]

And every time I DO take a shit, it shotguns onto the back of my toilet.

ouch....sounds hurt.

[bowlcut]

ouch....sounds hurt.

It's actually quite liquidy.
Like, I can barely feel the shit coming out.
It just gets annoying when you constantly have to take a shit.

I'm switching brands. :/

[Chris .]

ouch, sound nasty

sorry bro

[Atrox]

cbf, change brands. get healthy. fuck your pancreas :c and fuck sneezing altogether.