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[Paralyze]

Cyanide pill ofc, ask Hitler.

[Bluebeary]

Gun to the heart/head.

[Black]

If i tried to kill myself, I would try to traumatize the least amount of people possible.

Probs move to the amazon and let nature have its way with me

[Bodvar]

???
is this one of those amazon giftcard troll threads like before

[[MPGH]Cursed]

Fall asleep with helium or nitrous oxide in a tank and the breathy thing on your mouth. You will die in your sleep.

[Butter]

Jumping off a building

[[MPGH]Dave84311]

fuck with me nigga, ill kill u 100 different ways

[♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ]

Trying to rape a rapist serial killer and ending up in a sexy fight.

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???
is this one of those amazon giftcard troll threads like before

IIRC I am the godfather of those threads
https://www.mpgh.net/forum/showthread...=1#post6930489

[faker12333]

You could start up a grill in a sealed room, the fire uses up oxygen and creates carbon dioxide.
Too much carbon dioxide causes hypercapnia which leads to death. You will not feel anything except it getting harder to breathe.

Pill overdose. Painless death with no external damage.

I would advice staying away from drowning, hanging, cyanide, shooting.

Shooting will hurt, even if just a little. We're looking for the most painless way.
I guess everyone has almost drowned once in their lives, you know how bad that feeling is, not relaxing or painless, you'll start feeling a slight headache because of the lack of oxygen. The small headache will then become stronger until you faint.
Hanging is self explanatory. You will feel pain and pressure around your neck and facial areas, you could break your neck but that'd still hurt.
Cyanide is an efficient but not a painless way, you'll start by getting severe chest pain and coughing up blood until you faint and die.

Thus, I would recommend the carbon dioxide method. It's painless, is fairly quick and clean, and from what I've seen so far it's the most unique method on this thread.

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or u tell a feminazi to make a sandwich kek

[Chungha]

chocking on dick

[William Freeman]

Cut your legs and then Hang yourself with a rope

[Ygritte]

I think the most painless way to die is just to eat some pills . There's this thing called assisted suicide ,

[Bernard]

Realize you were never truly alive to begin with.

[Eternity]

The most painless way to die is to take sleeping pills.

[Prince]

Just have someone kill you in your sleep.