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    Talking Most ridiculous death ever?

    My most ridiculous death was when I was climbing up a ladder and I passed out from dehydration and fell off the ladder and died.

    What's yours?

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    I ran down the firestation stairs and died and my character went flying.

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    I'm gonna have my friend check the upper levels of the firehouse so I don't suffer the same fate lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dood Fortune View Post
    I'm gonna have my friend check the upper levels of the firehouse so I don't suffer the same fate lol.
    Good idea

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    I trusted a fresh spawn after i helped him from being a cripple (broken legs). As i was helping my team mate up the fresh spawn shot me with a p1 pistol.. and stole my gear.. Now im full time KOS

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    I got in a V3S once, it fell through the map, then shot up into the cosmos, and got stuck in the sky cap never to be seen again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizzle420420 View Post
    I got in a V3S once, it fell through the map, then shot up into the cosmos, and got stuck in the sky cap never to be seen again.
    Damn . I would've been like YES and then NOOO.

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    Some of the most ridiculous ways to die that I know of in all DayZ Standalone history are here no particular order.

    1. Black Panther Parties : Made famous long ago by Fonzy, all the players on the map would be teleported to a place full of black ladies who would bow to the Fonz before everyone was killed.

    2. The Island of No Return : Also made popular by Fonzy, people were sent out to a far away place were everything was bugged out and you had god mod (could not starve or dehydrate), you would be stuck here until you found a way to suicide glitch or have a dev reset your character.

    3. You Are Dead : There are two versions of this. One was were Fonzy would actually display titletext on the whole server causing everyone to appear to be dead but never respawn. The other was made famous by myself were people would seemingly just randomly die for no reason (when in reality I was teleporting them to me locally and punching them with shotgun slugs killing whole 50 player servers in under 5 mins).

    4. Nuking of Cities : Once a skill known only to the most powerful of wizards, this is now something every 12 year old has and DayZ is constantly dominated by explosions in every major city on every high pop server.

    5. Rain of Arrows : Once again made popular by Fonzy, He would travel the land as a flying ball of pure smoke casting down a hail of arrows and talking to people about how their day was going.

    But yeah zombies running through walls and doors are no fun either.
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